I haven’t said anything about Rand “rEVOLution v2.1″ Paul because I have learned that you don’t start oooohing and ahhhhing a slow motion multi-car pileup until the last car has burst into flames, inky black clouds of toxic smoke filling the sky, the smell of burning flesh, the screams of the victims, the hush of [...]

From another one of those blogs with a fancy-schmancy name like Parmenides Surveys The American Experiment At The End of History, meant to convey to the reader that there is  deep thoughts and intellectual rigor by the shit-ton to be mulled and savored … until the blogger actually posts something and then, you know: just [...]

We haven’t been giving Fenway enough attention on the blog since Wembley jetted into our lives and now Fenway is getting all dramatic and emo about it. On the other hand, today is Wembley’s six month birthday and he want you to know that he finds life to be all too predictable and jejune. I [...]

Ben Nelson is from Nebraska and the only machines they have in Nebraska are trucks, combines, and, well, that’s about it, so it’s really kind of like a big Amish state. But with college football. Anyway, Ben Nelson does not know how machinery works but he knows about “holograms” because he once saw Star Trek [...]

Oh Holy Shit. I forgot it was Wednesday Night and I was over at The Daily Caller giving Tucker some pity clicks so he wouldn’t have to push Treacher in front of another limo for the insurance cash in order to make payroll. So here is that iPod random thing that I guess is legal [...]

President Obama dumped Chip Reid today just like Andrew MCarthy did to Molly Ringwald in Pretty In Pink and then Obama hit on some hawt Mexarican chick right in front of Reid which was totally harsh. Now Chip Reid is going to boil Bo The Portuguese (Hispanic again! Hmmph!) Presidential dog in a pot just [...]

Yesterday there were elections in a bunch of states I have never been to and today many Children of the Village are stroking their chins, staring thoughtfully into the future, and explaining to us What It All Means.  Many of these people will contradict each other. Most of them will be wrong. None of them [...]

Going to see musical performers perform music. These guys. And these guys. Warning: music being performed at links.

Unwed-mother, Johnston-humper, and GED-American Bristol Palin is going to make big bucks talking to people about something she didn’t practice: Bristol, 19, the mother of 1-year-old Tripp and a Candie’s spokeswoman for teen abstinence, has signed a deal with a speakers’ bureau that will earn her from $15,000 to $30,000 per speech, according to RadarOnline. [...]

Scott “Not Assrocket” at Powerline today: Did Elena Kagan bear Trig Palin? May 17, 2010 Posted by Scott at 6:15 AM Andrew Sullivan is obsessed with homosexuality, both his own and that of others. He now demands to know whether Elena Kagan is a lesbian. I may be wrong, but my guess is that it [...]