Thank Jeebus we have the New Intertubes Media keeping us abreast of the latest developments about the Times Square Almost Bomber (who, by the way, is the personification of Barack Obama’s 9/11, just like that oil well thingy is Obama’s Katrina). According to Allahakchew at the Jihadi tracking Jawa Report: Another interesting tidbit: Faisal may have [...]

First off, congratulations to Los Suns for beating the San Antonio Los Alamos (again) on Cinco de Mayo. Of course, San Diego’s baseball team wears Mexirican jerseys every night. And now – Music: La Pain Perdu – Cibo Matto El Carretero – Buena Vista Social Club 1972 Bronze Medalist – The Bad Plus Theatre Is [...]

For those keeping score at home: Tracking down, capturing, and gaining a confession (without torture) of a almost-bomber three days after the almost-bombing was a big fat failure and because it was a big fat failure, we are all dead now. Thanks a lot, President Terrorist McNegro. On the other hand, coming in second in [...]

Representative Peter King is kind of squishy on that whole 5th Amendment thingy: Rep. Peter King (N.Y.), the top Republican on the House Homeland Security Committee, wants to know whether the Justice Department consulted with the intelligence community. “I hope that [Attorney General Eric] Holder did discuss this with the intelligence community. If they believe [...]

Oh great. It is no wonder that Our Enemies feel free to just willy-nilly almost kill Americans by setting off crotchrockets in their own underwear or attempting to blow up a Pathfinder full of M80′s and Scotts® Lawn Pro® Step 3 Insect Control With Fertilizer. Now the Kenyan Muslim Sleeper Agent/Mole/Ninja Assassin and the Woman [...]

During the day, when we are at work, Wembley knows that he needs to do his pooping on puppy pads by the front door where, even if he misses, the floor is marble and thus easy to clean up (Yay Swiffer!). Unfortunately, when  I get home at night, he gets very excited, storms the front [...]

President Shecky of the Jungle worked his shtick at the White House Correspondents Dinner last night and his style was very float like a butterfly, sting like a bee which served him well (you can watch it here). Jay Leno, on the other hand, was his usual Vegas lounge act self, and by that  I [...]

Buying tickets for In The Heights coming this summer, but I’m afraid the entire cast will be arrested and deported a month before they get here. Also. Half the cast of West Side Story is at risk…

Professional Outrage Monger Abe Foxman, who is the Bill Donohue of the Jewish Church Without A Pope, does not like it when other people horn in on his action: Cartoonists rely on iconography. Symbol is ready metaphor, and not just such trite-and-true staples as donkeys and elephants and American eagles. No editorial toolkit is complete [...]