One would think that having dispatched History’s Second Greatest Monster, Helen Thomas, to the wastelands of Gehenna where she will be sauteed for eternity in a bitter broth of wingnut bile (of which there is a seemingly endless supply), Jennifer Rubin might lay back and savor the afterglow with a cigarette while she waits for housekeeping to come up to the room and mop up the effluvia of her happy ending… but, no:

Who pushed her overboard is not clear, but Helen Thomas announced her immediate “retirement,” thereby sparing the cowardly Washington Correspondents Association and the morally atrophied administration the need to boot her out. But the episode was revealing — the left and the White House were mute. Regrettably we are, to borrow from Daniel Patrick Moynihan, slowly defining anti-Semitism downward. Many considered the entire affair unworthy of mention or requiring her immediate termination. To those, we can say only that their sentiments are as plain as Thomas’s.

Which reminds us of the old joke about why we shouldn’t send women to war.

Because they don’t know when to quit.