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Silly bloggers, looking at Sarah’s boobs:
PALIN: Well, first, Greta, you know why we love you? Because you’re not afraid to ask the questions. And I got to respect you for asking that question because I know that “boobgate” is all over the Internet right now because there are a lot of, I guess, bored, idle bloggers and reporters with nothing else to talk about. And I think some of those folks, too, they need to grab a shovel, go down to the gulf, volunteer to help, clean up and save a whale or something instead of reporting on such stupid things like that.
No, I have not had implants. I can’t believe, yes, that we’re even talking about this. I think a report like that is about as real and truthful as those reports that Todd and I are divorcing or that I bought a place in the Hamptons or that Trigg is not my own child. And we still put up with that kind of garbage, too, in even the mainstream media, Greta. It’s amazing.
You heard her. Get your shovels and go dig up a whale and clean it! And for God’s sake, be sure to address any complaints you have about your sweater puppies, your marriage and the maternity of your children in the mainstream media during an interview with a TV talk show host on a major network, because that’s not attention whoring, it’s attention soliciting.
My favorite headline on this whole thing comes from Jezebel, natch: “Sarah Palin’s Possible Breast Implants Prompt Thoughtful Discussion.”
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Well if $ayrah is denying it, that confirms that the Wasillacone implants are real.
Paylinland: Where Everyday is Opposite Day.
Implants or not, there’s still more dense material in her boobs than between her ears, so yeah.
I’ve dubbed her “Our Lady of Perpetual Butthurt” over at my joint.
Also. Too. I found a number of eerie similarities between her and Greg Stillson, the evil politician in Stephen King’s The Dead Zone.
I don’t know why she’d be upset that people are speculating that her tits are fake. After all, everything else about her is.
I’m sure she meant “shoot it.”
It’s just so awesome that Greta was the one who asked.
If she didn’t have some work done, my guess is she’s on birth control pills and/or wearing one of those Victoria’s Secret “makes you 2 cup sizes larger” bras.
It’s prob. the bra AND the top. I’ve got a similar top, and it makes even my flat chest look kinda juicy. That’s how it’s designed. (Ten to one it’s a Max Azria.) And Sarah of course had NO IDEA it would do that to her body.
JennOfArk: Greg “The-Missiles-Are-Flying-Hallelujah” Stillson is exactly who Sarah Palin reminds me of.
The only people I know of who have talked about the paternity of Trigg are Andrew Sullivan and Palin herself. Sullivan no more, but she won’t stop. Cynical and shameless. Pathetic, too. I sometimes start to feel sorry for her. Even her most ardent supporters probably don’t really respect her. They just want to piss off liberals.
Even her most ardent supporters probably don’t really respect her. They just want to piss off liberals.
You know, I’ve noticed nothing enraged hardcore wingnuts like a verbal shrug. They bring up Ann Coulter, Sarah Palin, whoever, and expect you to fly into a frothing rage, and don’t know what to do when you say, “Eh, so you like Sarah Palin. Whatever turns your crank” and go back to talking about how your local sports team is failing you.
They want to piss off liberals and they do not know what to do when they can’t.
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“I don’t want to talk about it … about what, you ask? The subject that I just brought up. Again.”
Like I said in an earlier thread, it’s the bra and how she’s throwing her shoulders back. I’m a chest-heavy gal, and if I did all that, I would fall topple over. She knows what makes the slavering dogs drool.
“They bring up Ann Coulter, Sarah Palin, whoever, and expect you to fly into a frothing rage…”
But they claim that we fly into a frothing rage over those two: Liberals in a rage! We win! Wolverines!
Yeah, but the hot air in Palin’s head keeps her upright.
Well then she was wearing a GEL BRA. In any event she got the response she was going for.
LOOK at the photos from before, she DID something….yes, she DID, and if she did she wanted you to notice. Then $arah gets ALL mad about it. “OH, why don’t feminists help me, why don’t they stick up for me, why are you all looking at my tight white tee shirt, oh my, oh dang, oh help me…”
Man, does she play y’all like a violin. $arah is little liar and a tease…well, to YOU.
Wake me when she gets that much needed BRAIN implant.
If she is lying, can she still be President?
I’m convinced Obama is a citizen. I’m not convinced that Sarah is Trig’s mommy. The reason is a birth certificate she promised to produce (how trivial) and didn’t. Have you ever seen the show “Lie to Me”? There’s something about the way Sarah always throws up an (often unprompted) defense for that baby. The story of her pregnancy is tortured and the paperwork appears to be missing.
I think the Obama ‘birther’ movement was created by the rightwing noise machine to short circuit the Trig ‘birther’ issue should Sarah ever decide to reenter politics. They inspire the die hard crazies on their side to show out like freaks, so that when folks like Sullivan mention Trig’s paternity (with an emphasis on that promised birth certificate) the media and citizenry will already be responsive to the idea that ‘birther equals crazy’.
Enjoy.
Greta asked a question that Bible Spice was prepared to answer in a semi-coherent fashion, unlike every single time that she’s been asked a question by any other journalist or, for that matter, had to speak without a teleprompter or crib notes written on her hand? Wow, what are the odds of that?
Now that’s just plain funny.
And, I apologize for my fall/topple error in my previous post. I neglected to strikeout the former when I replaced it with the latter.
But, in all seriousness, if she were gonna inflate ‘em, I think she would have gone whole hog and bought herself at least three cup sizes (or put it on the bill of whomever was paying for it).
What happened then? Well, in Wasilla they say
That the ex-Gov’s teacups grew three sizes that day.
And then, the true meaning of ‘pander’ came true,
And she got the front page with a bullet… or two!
from this point on her campaign becomes a veritable juggernaut