Bob Owens, the von Clausewitz of Chigger Falls, the Phlegm Snopes of Pajama Media, and real life inspiration for Cletus Delroy Spuckler shorely ain’t a-pinin’ away fer Robert Byrd. Hitchin’ up his drawers, he clambers up on his Speechifyin’ Stump down by the pig sty and addresses the local GOP gentlemen’s club as they hunker down ‘n grunt ‘n wallow in their own filth.
Sez, Bob, sez he:
If’n you got a hankerin’ fer the ironical, you’n and yers can find Bob here:
Yee. Haw. Y’all.