I’ll get to the other political stuff in a minute. First, this: Take This Waltz (Toma Este Waltz) – Adam Cohen Faith In You – P.M. Dawn Superball = Aimee Mann The Best Man’s Fall – The Trash Can Sinatras Rhyme the Rhyme – The Beastie Boys Exorcisto – Girls Against Boys Kicks – Everclear [...]

Today eMeg Whitman and CarlyForniarina are both going to do something that they have never done before. Yes! Voting!  Which is that thing where you go into a booth and pull a lever or punch a card for a person to be the boss of you forever. And if you’re not sure who you want [...]

One would think that having dispatched History’s Second Greatest Monster, Helen Thomas, to the wastelands of Gehenna where she will be sauteed for eternity in a bitter broth of wingnut bile (of which there is a seemingly endless supply), Jennifer Rubin might lay back and savor the afterglow with a cigarette while she waits for [...]

Remember when I told you guys that Tait’s had one of Wembley’s brothers and you should totally go get him? But, no. You were all, “But I like not having my life ruled by a slobbering beast who poops anywhere he wants and hogs the covers.” Selfish me-me-me jerks. Well meet Magoo, Wembley’s pick-of-the-litter brother [...]

Jennifer Rubin who earlier demanded our eternal love and devotion toward Israel: There is a single question that every individual, group, and nation must answer. To borrow from the most pro-Israel president since Harry Truman: if you are not with Israel, you are against her. And if you do not oppose with every fiber of [...]

I suppose that everyone who is deeply passionately morally repulsed by Helen Thomas’ comments on Israel will also no longer be able to stomach linking to anyone who writes for Marty Peretz’s hobby. Yeah. I didn’t think so.

Today was bath day. Wembley was not amused.

Hey kids! Remember Lorie Zapf, the homo-hatin’ housewife running for City Council in San Diego? Well, the Party of Fiscal Responsibility (that would be the Republicans) is helping pay for her campaign because Laurie can’t dump her own personal fortune into her run like all the other cool Republican candidates in California are doing. And [...]

Today, TBogg’s TBogg released the following statement regarding Liz Cheney’s response to President Obama’s response to the flotilla incident: “Fuck off.” Also. Too.

Nikki Haley the South Carolina lovebunny who, in an effort to garner votes,  has had sex with pretty much every Republican in the state outside of Lindsey Graham and John Hawkins, wants you to know that she loves Jesus very very very much and that other deity she used to bang back when she was [...]