Went out for the evening to see some smutpuppets tear down all that is good about America and I come home to find that Jim Hoft is a lot smarter than his special-needs-easy-to-manage hairstyle look would lead you to believe.
Jim is going to save the Republicans by getting conservative people to sign a petition full of CAPITALIZED wheras’s and therefore’s and other official sounding words, demanding that the Republicans get rid of Jim Hoft’s second least favorite negro and replace him that nice snowbilly white lady.
Why Sarah Palin, you ask? Well…
WHEREAS Sarah Palin, by way of radical contrast, consistently and enthusiastically argues on behalf of Liberty, Free Enterprise, Individualism, and a small and Constitutionally limited Federal Government, and
WHEREAS she has also demonstrated an innate affinity with the great majority of Liberty-Loving Americans, a capacity to inspire them to action, and a willingness to act as a National Leader on important Conservative Issues,
If by “demonstrated an innate affinity with the great majority of Liberty-Loving Americans” you mean that her approval rating is down to 29% (pdf), 37% of those polled say her endorsement of a candidate would make them uncomfortable with that candidate, and 21% said her endorsement wouldn’t make any difference. But don’t let that stop you if you are a liberty-loving American who loves liberty; go sign the petition.
America is depending on you.




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heh, first!
Poor feller must’ve flunked kiddiegarden math, that, or he gets spooked by those terrorist islamofascist Arabic Numerals.
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It’s considered simple fact now that the Wasillacone Princess hurt the McInsane ticket. Her big “breakout” speech last year in Nashville, which had insane amounts of TV/newspaper promotion in every MajorMedia outlet, had 600 people in a hall that was described by those there as mostly empty. Speech after speech is panned loudly, and that’s by her supporters!
Yet, this grifter has dominated the MajorMedia and Huffington Post since John McPOW unleashed her upon the world. The amount of intentional promotion of this complete and utter fool named $ayrah Palin, in a conscious attempt by the 4-5 MajorMedia owners to give her credibility in the eyes of voters, has been simply shocking. To think people still argue with me about the MajorMedia having a Librul bias!
Even with unlimited access to every airwave at all times, and being almost 100% unchallenged the entire time, this Quitta from Wasilla still has horrible approval ratings. I guess there’s something about the Paylin/MajorMedia/HuffPoo lovefest every single day that’s positive, and that is we get to see, and hopefully learn from, history re-enacted right before our eyes each and everyday….
$ayrah Paylin: How Hitler Happened.
Oh, it just keeps getting better. If you visit that petition page, you see that these people claim to have set up their own website for this effort of America-saving. Its URL is given as:
You’ll probably not be surprised to see that doesn’t actually point to anything in existence, and just gets redirected to the generic homepage.
Maybe they didn’t want to type .COM, because it reminds them of Stalin?
This idea is so full of WIN that it’s just hard to contain.
So how does the GOP go about handling the transfer of power from the dark guy to the pale gal? It doesn’t sound like Steele is willing to go quietly.
So some sort of contest is required. Oil-wrestling? Shootout? Flamethrowers at 10 paces? Rollerball? Paintball?
Okay, perhaps that’s too extreme. How about a televised debate.
Followed by the pole-dancing competition, where billionaires tuck $100 bills “wherever”, and whoever gets the most cash, wins.
When he says “Liberty-Loving” he means people who love the Jeep Liberty. I think it’s popular among people who imagine that they are independent, resourceful, 4-wheelin’ pioneers. That’s a pretty small group of people, all told, and I think Sarah Palin is very popular among them. But maybe I’m thinking about Michael Palin.
How long has this thing been up? I just signed and I’m only #185. Where are all teh REAL ‘Mericans?
Evidently it don’t screen for fake emails either.
Baby Ben’s still deleting comments like mad – it should keep him busy tho, and prevent further twaddle-posts.
Dear Jim,
She’s still not going to fuck you.
Go ahead and hire her; she will just quit halfway through her term to “spend more time with her family.” Hey, she really couldn’t do a WORSE job than Steele is doing, could she??
I for one applaud Hoft’s effort here and wish him success. Cannot think of anyone more likely to do even more damage to the Republican brand than Steele has. Go Palin for RNC chair!
Is he claiming that no more than 29 percent are liberty-loving Americans?
T,
Read through in detail and came across some interesting declarations:
“Whereas she has a very nice set of firm, round and sexy boobies”
“Therefore we’d get to see more of her Grrrrrrrrrreat ass”
“Here to for she will be known as Mommy…the Great Mommy and she will discipline us when we are very, very bad boys and ….did I say she was a Governor once?”
In the spirit of all the Republicans who made Alvin Greene the Democratic Senate candidate from SC, I think we should all sign the petition
DING DING DING! We have a winner!
I doubt $arah Palin will take the pay cut to become head of the party. It won’t pay her millions and millions. Plus, it would require work and this is one lazy-assed political figure.
This is a woman who earns at least $100,000 per speech yet cannot be bothered by doing even a minimum of preparation for any of her gigs. She doesn’t even bother with basic research, as her embarrassing gaffe about Ronald Reagan attending Eureka College in California underscores. Remember, St. Ronald is supposed to be her hero, and the dummy clearly has never read much about his history.
As much as I would love to see this Alaskan nincompoop leading the party of no, it won’t happy, no matter how many love letters the goobers like Hoft write.
Personally putting the Tundra Twat in charge of the RNC would be the greatest thing to happen to – the Democrats. Went to take a look at the petition. Did you know one of the signatories was a Dr. Dick Hertz? I wonder who could have done that (strokes chin and looks off into the distance)?
I think that banner should read: DAFT SARAH FOR RNC CHAIR
I think you’ve ‘exposed’ the core motivation for the male liberty lovers. I guess the female liberty lovers project Sarah’s looks unto themselves. Regardless, the Cult of Sarah has to overlook the political reality and her excessive baggage to want her as the face of the GOP.
While this might be Jim’s fantasy, it’s a waste of time…Palin’s got bigger plans for 2012 (run, Sarah, run!) and this career move will do nothing to help her. She’d have to, you know, communicate with the media and that’s a bridge too far.
Huffpoo love fest? I don’t think I’ve ever seen a post at HP that wasn’t full o’ snark and mockery and etc. I’ve written some myself.
She looks like a Very Stern Mommy in that picture.
Posted on July 7 @ 10:30 p.m., and in 15 hours it has accumulated 633 signatures. Wow.
T Man, I must say I’m a bit dissappointed. I know, I know, you are probably still knocking out some cobwebs from your recent hiatus, but this is pretty bad.
It seems that Jawa Report of all places has beat you to a boobie post. Apparently there are spy boobies on the internetals and he’s posted it here:
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/203190.php
Of course he censors them like an emrbaassed 12 year hold caught with his Dad’s Playboy, but we can’t let a road turd like that beat us to the boobie punch!
Thanks for all you do T Man.
WHEREAS Jim Hoft is a great, big, fat idiotic douchebag, and
WHEREAS Jim Hoft needs to place both hands slowly on the keyboard, and
WHEREAS Jim Hoft needs to stop fantasizing about Sarah Palin, two dildos and a wetsuit, barring that
Jim Hoft needs to STFU.
One day when stopping by there last year, well after the campaign was over, I counted 8, yes 8 headline boxes with photos about The Quitter on the HuffPoo frontpage. I’m willing to bet since Obama has been Prez, The Quitter has had more headlines there than America’s first melanin-enhanced President. Why?!?
Like the MajorMedia mavens, HuffPoo is doing whatever they can to prop her up as if she’s a legitimate voice to have in the national discourse. Sure, some mocking (she’s so pathetic it’s impossible not to), but also just as much, “Sayrah says Obama not doing enough…” type stuff as if what she says means anything other than propaganda. They are helping create this monster. Gotta wonder why…
Because the more people see of her the more contempt they have. She is poison to the GOP. Dopes like Holt just don’t see it that way.
Taking most of your birthday off, I see.
Just remember, this is Thursday Night Basset Blogging day, and we have lived without them (the bassets, that is) for a month.
Wherefore are all the whereas’s?
WHEREAS the token has failed in it’s intended purpose, and
WHEREAS we dare not take a chance on another token,
THEREFORE let it be known that henceforth all RNC Chairman shall be rich white males, alcoholics optional.
Couldn’t be the double nickels age, could it?
I signed the petition as “Mrs Hillbilly Douchebag” from Wasilla, Alaska hours ago – and it’s still up. There are also at least two Heywood Jablomes and a John W. Gacy. So you know these assclowns are all about quality control.
How much of the money that she raised would go to actual repub nominees? Maybe .01 percent? the rest would go to clothes, airplanes and her entire fucking family that she would put on the payroll.
Whereas Sarah Palin knows less than a third grader about the American Constitution…
Whereas Sarah Palin reads from her palm…
Whereas Sarah Palin doesn’t read anything that isn’t right wing propaganda or a how-to manual for Grifters…
Whereas Sarah Palin is the grifter that keeps on taking…
“…some smutpuppets…”
Avenue Q rulz.