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The Wall Street Journal, a “newspaper” for people without souls, has declared Mitt “Mitt” Romney’s Massachusetts “MassCare” Healthcare system a “complete fucking disaster that is cornholing the state” or words similar to that, and if a system devised by the Man Who Saved the Olympics and Probably NASCAR and the Pro Bowling Tour is a “total cock-up of epic proportions” (their words, not mine) then, lordy lordy, what hope is there for a health care system devised by a Kenyan Bush Doctor?
Like, none.
Anyway, when the 2012 elections come around and Mitt Romney (who has multiple subscriptions to the Wall Street Journal so that a copy is delivered to each of his seventeen homes every day ensuring that he will never miss one day of the hilarious escapades of Maramduke) is the Republican presidential nominee after Sarah Palin was eliminated because video of her and David Letterman having angry make-up sex was released to TMZ, then the Wall Street Journal will totally declare “backsies” on this whole health care thing and America will be saved.
Until President Mitt declares Mormon Apocalypse on Canada or somewhere.
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So who’s gonna explain to Mitt what “cornholing” means?
Quick, somebody land a 747 on that man’s shoulders so we don’t have to hear one more word from him or his ‘perfect’ “I serve my country in other ways” family.
I think the special underwear has panels with warnings stencelled on the dangerous ones, like “No Step”, “Beware of Blast”, etc.
Hilarity ensues when Phil and Dottie try to put Marmaduke in a carrier on top of their station wagon for a multi-hour drive!
“…after Sarah Palin was eliminated because video of her and David Letterman having angry make-up sex was released to TMZ…”
Silly TBogg. The only time Mooselini quits something is when a media outlet dangles a fat check in front of her to do something that requires no talent or skills whatsoever and allows her to exploit her family.
Massachusetts plan increased private employer-sponsored premiums by about 6%.
Which is, like, 10 millions times worse than the 40% increase the insurance companies really wanted.
As an informative and insightful source of information, The Wall Street Journal is a slight notch above the Washington Times, and a huge gap below Highlights For Kids. Maybe the Journal, Wash, Times, et. al. should try a Goofus and Gallant style format. After all, the cartoon and two syllable word structure would seem to be the level of discourse suited for their readership.
Big wings, flowing white robes, and a GWB mask.
The angel Moroni might be visiting Mittster rallies, just to let everyone know how tight Mitt is with his heavenly overlords.
Before I make up my mind, really gotta hear about this from Tagg “The Original Trig” Romney. Or at least from Craig.
Kenyan Bush Doctor
That word creation there has got some depth.
You must be thinking of Massachusetts former governor Mitt Romney, not LaJolla seaside resident and newly invented candidate for President Mitt Romney. RomneyCare? That was some other Romney.
Still waiting for Mitt to explain exactly why he pulled the car off the road and wept when he heard The Prophet’s new revelation that African-American men would be entitled to all the benefits of membership in the LDS Church. Why did you weep, Mitt?
Uh uh. Rudy Giuliani. You heard it here first.
So who’s gonna explain to Mitt what “cornholing” means?
Nemmind that. Who’s gonna explain to Mitt what “ICBM” means:
http://www.slate.com/id/2259779/
I Cornhole Bazillionaire Mormons?
Wonder if the money boyz have decided that Mitt is a non starter in ’12, and have another empty suit in mind. Last time around, Mittens was their Man, but if the WSJ is going to trash him makes me wonder who they are trying to clear the field for.
I’m having an irritating itching in the back of my mind that they may have enough unconscionable hubris to be looking to Mitch Daniels, dark horse and all around jerkface of Indiana.
Oh sweet irony
Apparently that sex tape you mentioned is also titled “backsies”
And what about this?
Mitt was Governor of Massachusetts and now they have found Russian spies in guess where!
Little too much of a co-inki-dink I think.
Can you say Manchurian Mittski?
And let’s not forget Seamus the Sh*tting Setter, who fouled his rooftop cage and the Romney family vacation vehicle! Masses of pearls were clutched collectively at another site I frequent, at which this story had not circulated previously.