Awesome, Thomas.

Best entry EVAH!

*golf clap*

How in God’s name do these morons earn a living?

Angry make-up sex is the only kind Breitbart ever has.

Breitbart can’t actually make sex (if you don’t count masturbating furiously for no result while listening to a headphone mix of Bekkk/Rush), so bile and vituperation must suffice. When his ‘journalistic career’ implodes with the sound of a reverse fart, maybe he can get a job as a body double for Brad Dourif.

I bet he produces the Michelle Obama “Whitey” tape, too.

I bet Breitbart makes Allah wear the pimp costume. That always gets him off…

…which leaves Breitbart with the two wetsuits and the anal dildo under the bright blue monk’s robe. We can only hope that Breitbart’s obsession with making recordings takes a bit of a vacation at this point, because Youtube posting of “Andrew’s GOP Party Time” would probably trigger the internet kill switch.

This is no joke, I dreamed about Breitbart last night. When I saw your post, a little shudder of remembrance jolted me. I can’t remember the context. It wasn’t a sex dream, I’m fairly certain about that.

Clearly I spend way too much time reading blogs.

Ahhh, yes. The Whitey tape. And then the Breitpocolypse. And now, Stand in Endzone More Tapes, yada yada yada.

I’ve placed a bet in Vegas on a Breitbart event actually occurring, but it’s none of the above. It’s the “Found comatose wearing a sundress in a room at Motel 6 filled with empty bottles of Strawberry Hill, model airplane glue, and a dead hooker on the bed.” I had to lay 1-5 to get the bet down.

Anyone who wears a Snuggie to a bar really needs to be put out of their misery.

Andrew Breitbart: the only guy on earth who actually aspires to be Mel Gibson.

You spelled “made” wrong.

Also, I never thought anything would make me feel sorry for Allahpundit, but damn. “How many times can [he] write the same piece” and “hedging your backhanded insult again” makes Dimbulb sound like a loony with a long memory for imaginary slights.

Laugh if you want, but since he started wearing the Snuggie, he’s had ZERO wedgies.

This is a lose/lose scenario, given that Allahpundit is dumb enough to think that Breitbart would even allude to the idea that he might have been wrong about something.

Does Breitbart really have a Forget About Politics banner on his tweets?

FAP? Fappity FAP?

Maybe someone should tell him the urban dictionary meaning of the word?

God damn it, Corporal, drop and give me twenty. I know Dourif, and believe me, two of him could fit inside Andybear with room for a decent game of badminton.

Breibart is a racist, narcisstic, bombastic POS. He probably spends his free time sucking the genetalia of dead frogs just to do something redeeming in his life. But I’m slackjawed that spineless USDA people and even Ben Jealous jumped on his “crucify Shirley Sherrod wagon” to make sure they were on the “right” side of an issue. Wow, Breitbart, democrats and the NAACP ganging up on a black woman. If this is what everybody claims is the exceptionalism of America, we are truly fucked as a country.

“And I’d like a simple epitaph…’Andrew Breitbart. American…American Patriot!’ Hahahahahaha…too stupid to breathe, but knows how to work that Twitter thing. At least we still get to make fun of him.

‘peeling off into the night’

This really is a site for libnerds of a certain age, isn’t it?

{speaking only for myself – make that ‘a libnerd’}

Alas, no amount of exposed bigotry, lawsuits, smears or backfired lies suffices to permanently exile a right-winger from the public discourse — or even, in most cases, seriously harm said right-winger. Look at Pat Buchanan, for instance. Or William Safire, who was gleefully posting pure-D PNAC-approved bullshit like the “Atta in Prague” story even as Krugman was taken to task for a good-faith cite of a Jason Leopold story in Salon.

Looks like Angry Andy’s scoop is starting to unravel:

Just another ugly scene at Drunksnuggie Manor. Breitbart finds his comfort zone: in another big blue.

Agreed. I am disheartened that such a bigoted, ugly (personality wise rather than physically, but that, too), angry, vile, vituperous, vicious, nasty piece-of-shit like Breitbart can have such an impact. Really. I got no fight left in me if this man can actually get people to fire people based on out-of-context remarks and a shoddy editing job.

We’re obviously pretty much in agreement. But I sincerely believe the editing is very intentional. And it’s having an effect. Breibart is out the fuck over Blacks (and other minorities). His Alfred E Newman, “what me, a racist” charade is painfully obvious and wearing. And, unfortunately, he’s succeeding: i.e. Acorn, Ms. Sherrod. This fucker need to be stoppped. He’s ruining lives. He’s not a journalist, he’s a nazi.

Added note: I just heard on CNN that Shirley Sherrod’s father was killed by a klansman. If true, it just makes everything worse. I’m out of emotion.

Mel Gibson and Andrew Breitbart could make anger porn together.

Then don’t read the updated story on biggovernment.com. I wanted to vomit.

Someone needs to tell Andrew that he scored in the wrong end zone.

Someone please tell me that his ‘story’ has been discredited.

TPM is doing a splendid job of shredding Breitbart. I suggest checking them for the latest.

Actually I’m thinking they’ll have angry make-up sex tomorrow in a cheap motel somewhere in the valley.

I wonder which one of them will give the other one syphilis?

The full NAACP video is now available* (You-Tube; TPM). It clocks in at just over 43 minutes, and I haven’t had time to watch it, but TPM commenters say it totally vindicates Ms. Sherrod.

Of course, no one with even a passing familiarity with the media strategies and tactics of Rage-Face will find any surprise in that. At this point it says more about the cowardice and cold amorality of people in leadership positions who buy this crap unquestioningly.

*Probably noted already upstairs, just putting it here for archival purposes.

In response to this, and to other complaints regarding the use of the word “colored”, the NAACP has officially changed to “C” to stand for “cowardly”.

Oh, I agree with you about Breitbart’s intention. I meant shoddy as in fucking lowdown and piece-of-shit vile, but I was trying to restrain myself. However, giving the immediate blow-back Breitbart has received on this video (as opposed to the ACORN video), I am slightly heartened.