New Media Supergenius Tucker Carlson conspired with Andrew “What The Fuck Are You Looking At? Hunh. Hunh? You Want A Piece Of Me?” Breitbart to release Breitbart’s Shirley Sherrod Altered Reality video on the same day that the Daily Caller’s Journalisto Apocalypso story ran and, as expected, Breitbart’s story and the subsequent implosion trampled this faux media conspiracy story underfoot like a puppy at Pamplona.

Determined to reap all the kudos he could gather during the mayfly life of the Journolist story, Tucker instructed staff coffee fetcher and speedbump Jim Treacher to round up all of the accolades he could, probably for some kind of in-house morale-boosting fake Pulitzer ceremony over cupcakes and a vintage bottle of Annie Green Springs Peach Crisp.

One quote that will surely inspire  awkward  white-people high fives and an addition to the letterhead must be this quote from Legal Insurrection’s William Jacobson who gushed:

“I’ll admit it, I was wrong about The Daily Caller when I called it a failure several months ago.”

This is truly the “You don’t sweat much for a fat girl” of journalistic praise.

Get thee to a masthead.