Jonah Goldberg, who is America’s Foremost Expert on Fascism, would like your attention for a moment while he explains what this whole racism thing was about.

Ahem. First off, Jonah believes that Shirley Sherrod should get her job back because a grievous wrong was done to her but, you see, it was actually a big misunderstanding because Andrew Breitbart, who is Jonah’s friend and “on the side of angels”, would never knowingly release a highly edited tape trying to show black people in a bad light and it was all fun and games,  that whole  painting her and the NAACP as racists thing, until  it turned out it was dead motherfucking wrong and then it kinda seemed like it was probably a bad idea.  So, whoopsie, my bad, racewar mulligan.

Secondly, Jonah wants you to know that the real villain in this piece is Spencer Ackerman who is making people like Andrew Breitbart act like racists by accusing people of being a racist until they finally go, “Okay. Fine. You wanna see racist? I’ll show you racist. There. Satisfied?” and then they burst into tears and go see Oprah for forgiveness because Oprah is like the black Pope and she can do that.

Lastly (before assigning additional blame on the White House because they suck) Jonah continues by cautioning against adopting the tactics of your enemies and writes:

Embracing the tactics you condemn in others requires, at minimum, that you stop condemning it in others. It also has the potential to sell your soul on layaway.

I don’t know what that means.Is “sell your soul on layaway” supposed to be the new “I can get it for your wholesale”? I don’t know.

I guess it is supposed to make Jonah sound all spiritual and shit which means that he has been redeemed for his comments about Katrina victims going Mad Max/Waterworld mau-mau tribal at the Superdome. Comments, I might add, which were not racist and only served to illustrate Jonah Goldberg’s great love of cinema. And tragedy befalling others.

He’s kind of schadenfreudey that way…