Aww, man. I think many of us share your dream, or prayer, or whatever-the-hell-it-is.

And, uh, say, can you pull some strings and get me onto that listserv? Based on its name alone, the back-and-forth must shirley be awesome, like a night sky filled with flaming meteors.

This is sadly true. It all started on Wednesday morning with our local Clear Channel wingnut harley riding dry drunk birther’s radio show. The same guy that has been demanding that Little Tommy run for Governor for the past week or so after McInnis got busted for plagerism.

The listeners seem to want Malkin, Jon Caladara (Randian and Clear Channel host and head of the Indipendence Institute), or John Andrews (Randian and founder of the Indipendence Institute).

If you want more and decide you need to sit through a few hours of stupid, go the KHOW website and the Peter Boyles section and the MP3s of the shows should be there for your listening pleasure. Personally I can only stand 10 minutes or so to figure out whatever wacko thing he is going to be pushing that day and picked up by our local weekly fish rag or FOX news affiliate.

This town is bad enough; you can’t swing a dead cat w/o hitting someone asking “Are you a christian?” while they are trying to blow you. Now to find out she lives here. F*%K! Might as well go back on the anti-depressants and single malts.

Oh dear. I may need to increase my position in popcorn futures in case this turns out to be true.

Know what has an even nicer ring to it? Palin/Malkin. Two grifters for the price of four. They’re both white on the inside where it counts, right?

And you thought I was going to let you get away without posting this again? Fat chance.

I forgive you because today is Thursday. Bassets will soon be front and center, pushing Squawkin out of the way.

Any of you-all seen this Basil Marceaux cat? Holy cow, this guy could give Tnacredo and Palin a run for their money.

Bacon comes in a can!!????!?!?!?

BTW, I’m a CO resident hoping like crazy that we have a Tancredo/Malkin ticket for the Constitution Party … it will be an exercise in “how badly can someone lose an election without eating a baby or getting caught snorting coke off a hooker’s ass.” Of course, that conjures up the image of Malkin on coke … I’m so sorry for even mentioning it now.

Beer in a squirrel!

Malkin always looks kinda brown to me which is why I can never understand why she hates brown people unless she is full of self hatred which is surely possible.

Seems like I can’t escape the fucking fury of lunacy. I move to Boulder (yeah, I heard ALL the jokes- they’re true, dammit), and now I got a class A, full-on, outfukkencontrol, fire sale of wacky-ness to entertain/mortify me. It’s all Wingnut Thunderdome, and I got a ringside seat. Team Amurika- FUCK YEAH, Boyeee!!!

I thought she lived in Maryland. When did she move out there?

For a minute there I thought you said he’s trying to convince Michelle Malkin to “run with him on her Back”..

Now that would have been something to see.

They talked about him on Colbert last night.

it will be an exercise in “how badly can someone lose an election without eating a baby or getting caught snorting coke off a hooker’s ass.” Of course, that conjures up the image of Malkin on coke

That’s odd. For me, it conjured up the image of coke on Malkin. Maybe the video had something to do with it.

Those of us who live in Colorado (me) think this is stupid.

Or maybe we think it’s fantastic! Or stupid. Or fantastic. I can’t decide.

Colbert should invite him on. For once, he’d be somebody’s straight man.

This Bacon-in-a-Can is great news! I bet it’s great with butter….

You’ve forgotten his interview with Orly Taitz?

Michelle Malkin to run with him on his Back When America Was All-White Party ticket in Colorado.

As moistenedbink said:

Malkin always looks kinda brown to me which is why I can never understand why she hates brown people unless she is full of self hatred which is surely possible

I don’t get it either.

“how badly can someone lose an election without eating a baby or getting caught snorting coke off a hooker’s ass.” — good point, but what makes you think the dynamic duo of Tancredo/Malkin would be incapable of either of those things? Personally, I think Tancredo would gladly snort coke off Malkin’s ass while she eats an anchor baby if it got them some airtime on hate radio.

I thought she lived in Maryland. When did she move out there?

That’s what I thought too. I may have to reconsider my planned trip to Colorado next month.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaragh! Noooooooooooo! I do not want MM1 on my teevee spewing venom and bile and shit! Your dream is my nightmare!

Malkin moved to the Springs back in the 2007/2008 time period, shortly after someone posted her home address and on teh internets. I know, it’s ironic huh, coming from a stalker that has no problems going to peoples homes and posted their addresses.

She has been a big fixture at all of local wingnut affairs.

What are the odds that Tancredo would refer to Malkin as an LBFM while they’re at an event together? I think they’re pretty good, and I wouldn’t feel one shred of pity for her.

Reid, don’t reconsider your trip to our lovely state, just stay the hell out of Colorado Springs and you’ll have a fine time. Now that Colorado Springs is a proto-Randian paradise with reduced police and fire fighter staffing, no weekend and evening bus service, all the pools closed (except for the ones swim clubs paid to reopen, so suck it poor people!), severely reduced watering or mowing of city parks (hell, let the trees die, they aren’t productive members of society!), etc., plus MalKKKin lives there, so why go?

In the nose-to-spite-face department, the projected 2010-2013 city budget is significantly worse since high foreclosure rates and the general shit storm has reduced home values 15 to 30% in Colorado Springs, thus the property tax receipts will be even worse in the future. I prefer to think of it as the wingnut-created “broken window” syndrome writ large upon a city too Beckish and Limpballian to approve a minor property tax increase to deal with the 2009-2010 budget shortfalls. Looks like the downward spiral is rather well established.

Why does the edit feature remove paragraph breaks? Why, why?

I’d give anything to be there the first time Tancredo turns to Malkin and says:

“I need a scotch and soda with ice baby, and make it chop chop.”

Nah. Gunna. Happen. Tancredo on the same ticket with a NON-WHITE person??? Never, ever, not even if you ask nicely. While Ms. Malagang has certainly risen to the challenge of printing the most disgusting, racially-tinged bigotry on the Internets, the minute Tommy Boy sees her almond-shaped eyes, she’s done. You read it here first. Also, too, thanks for the video! Some gifts just keep on giving…

It just wants you to think that – do a page refresh and all formatting will re-appear

So what is it called when you click on the video over and over again, expecting different results?

When will the socialist hit squad come pick her up and put her in one of those conservative internment camps?

Nah, she’d like that too much …

Proof she even fails as a cheerleader.

I did too!
cracked up at the image, I did!

Wait wait wait.

I thought she “lived” (if you call that living) in DC-area-Maryland.

Colorado Springs. How very appropriate.