GameStop managers in Tuscaloosa are risking almost certain damnation and an eternity in hell (or worse: an eternity watching the ESPY awards on an endless loop) for their mockery of Our Lord and Savior, Juicebox Jesus: Tim Tebow was the cover boy for NCAA 2011, striking a fearsome, fist-clenching pose on the front of EA’s [...]

Well, shit. This is like my ninth or tenth Palin post in a row which means we must already be in the dumb days of summer. But carry on we must… Over at conservatives4palin, which is manned by people who make Scientologists look like dilettantes, the semantic transmitted disorder (STD) known as Palin Word Salad [...]

Shorter Matthew Continetti: Fappity-fap-fap fap Actual Matthew Continetti: This has been a great couple of weeks for Sarah Palin. Her endorsements show that her finger is on the pulse of Republican voters. She released a campaign-style video that won plaudits from the D.C. establishment. Her PAC announced that it had raised funds commensurate with other [...]

Quote of the day as Politico seeks to win the day with a Romney/Palin catfight: “For Washington consultants to sit around and personally disparage the Governor anonymously to reporters is unfortunate and counterproductive and frankly immature,” the aide, who spoke on condition of anonymity, continued. By the way, you didn’t hear this from me.

The Lovely & Talented Casey and I are out for the evening to go see Tool, which is the West Coast elitist version of going to a purity ball, so nothing more tonight so I’ll let those nice boys from Tool have the last word:

Mainly, they sleep

Hey America! Sarah Palin needs your money. As you may have heard, Sarah Palin and her husband are both unemployed at the moment as a result of the Obama economy and, as the parents of the bride, the timing could not be worse for this wedding thing that they unexpectedly  have to put on.  I [...]

It’s hard not to imagine Levi Johnston as a blossoming real life “Rabbit” Angstrom as he approaches marriage to his baby’s Yo-Yo mama to be followed by an empty unsatisfying existence attached to this family of snowgrifters. With his youth hockey stardom quickly receding in the rear view mirror, bank account nearly empty after his [...]

I don’t suppose that anyone will mention that the Tea Party, which represents a groundswell of Real Flag-Waving Red-Blooded Americans Who Are Tragically  Confined To Lawn Chairs and who believe in the Constitution, fiscal restraint, and smaller federal government (particularly when the President is a black man who is not only black but also black) [...]

Rude Pundit on Being Neil Cavuto Glenn Greenwald catches Torture Gerbil  Marc Thiessen torturing numbers and facts Mediaite hurts themselves trying to do journalism And this. …and finally: