The Wall Street Journal, a “newspaper” for people without souls, has declared Mitt “Mitt” Romney’s Massachusetts “MassCare” Healthcare system a “complete fucking disaster that is cornholing the state” or words similar to that, and if a system devised by the Man Who Saved the Olympics and Probably NASCAR and the Pro Bowling Tour is a [...]

Official White People Spokesperson, John Hinderaker, is very concerned that the help is just shufflin’ around: Disillusion with the Obama administration, which can hardly be disentangled from disgust with the Reid/Pelosi regime in Congress, is reaching dangerous levels–dangerous, anyway, if you’re a Democratic office-holder. In the Washington Post, Chris Cillizza points out that President Obama’s [...]

President Barack Obama, who was recently named the worst American President since Adolph Stalin, has people hankering for the good old days of George W. Bush who was the Last Great American President or maybe he was the Last Great  President Who Wasn’t Colored…. it’s kind of hard to tell. Anyway, there is a very [...]

He’s getting kind of big to be called a “puppy”.

Official Republican Negro Michael Steele had a very bad, not so good, what’chu talkin’ ’bout Willis week this past week and many Very Influential Conservatives like Bill Kristol and Erick “Son of Erick Erickson ” Erickson and Daddy’s Little Deferment were all, “RNC Chairman, please” and so conservatives are already looking for Michael Steele’s replacement [...]

Yep. Back to blogging and already I’m taking the weekend off. Look. Get off the computer and go outside and do stuff celebrating the 4th of July which is when we honor the pilgrims who fought back against the aliens who blew up the White House and, because of their sacrifice you now have  the [...]

Wow. You get bassets and ferrets in one day? Arianna Huffington wishes she could pull this off at her crummy blogthing that nobody ever visits.

Bored. So bored…. Ar originally conceived, my hiatus was to be an opportunity to rest, stop and smell the roses, reappraise my priorities, consider the meaning of life, and watch those unwatched episodes of Petticoat Junction that are not going to watch themselves now, are they? But, as the saying goes, the best laid plans [...]

The boss is back in town, so I’m gonna skedaddle back to First Draft (and remember, THAT THING WITH THE CHINCHILLA NEVER HAPPENED) but first, the ferrets. This is Bucky, taking the semi-respectable thing we bought to store his toys in and turning it into his own personal nesting ground: And here’s a blast from [...]