Jesu Christo. It is almost like the terrorists unleashed an unstoppable stupidity toxin into American airspace on 9/11. Yes, I know people like this have always existed. but in the good old days they at least had the decency to stay indoors gorging on Slim Jims and 84oz buckets of Mr. Pibb while watching Raymond [...]

Former Townhall nitwit turned Jim DeMint flunky needs some help: In the spirit of comity, let’s be helpful, okay*? I’m kind of torn between: Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses? and Fuck you. I’ve got mine. You may submit your own in the comments. *Disclaimer: By providing help without the promise of remuneration, [...]

In the Wasilla Wordsmith’s world, all questions are gotcha questions: The contract also makes numerous demands to limit the public’s and the media’s access to Palin: – Questions: All audience questions must be pre-approved, and can only be asked by a moderator or “designated representative,” who must be approved by Palin’s party. So, to sum [...]

(For Shorter Ross Douthat, just scroll to the bottom) Not really much left to say about Glenn Beck’s Piety In The Sky AmericaFuckYeah!!athon, but really, what more needs to be said about an event that drew slightly fewer people than an Ohio State-Michigan football game would  in a down year for both teams? Well, that [...]

May have to change this to Sunday Night Surly Adolescent Basset Blogging very soon.

Scene from the Mall (Glenn Beck remix) It looks just like a scene from Forrest Gump only, in this case, the whole crowd was made up of Forrest Gumps. Too bad about that bit of unpleasantness backstage between Beck’s people (Team Cocaine) and Palin’ s people (Team Meth). A lesson to be learned here:  never [...]

There is  rumor going around (it’s “out there”) that Supreme Commander Barack Hussein bin Osamabama is going to have all of the patriots who show up for Glenn Beck’s  weekend shindig rounded up and shipped off to the secret FEMA deathcamps in Nevada desert.The downside will be the smug look of vindication on Sarah Palin’s [...]

“It seems that in the advanced stages of stupidity, a lack of ideas is  compensated for by an excess of ideologies.” – Carlos Ruiz Safon Glenn Beck, who hosts an afternoon cartoon show for slow adults, is taking his act on the road this weekend to the delight of people who enjoy The Wiggles but [...]

This is not an optical illusion. Wembley is almost as big as Fenway already. Monday night when I got home from work (I do so have a real job) I noticed that Wembley actually looked bigger to me than when I had taken him out only nine hours earlier. When mrs TBogg arrived home later [...]

Latest entry in the “Win A Dream Date With Pam Geller…And Then Chew Your Arm Off The Next Morning to Escape” contest: Usually dinner and a movie will seal the deal with Pam, but bonus points for thinking outside the box.