Damn — the laugh-to-word ratio in this post is mind-bogglingly high. My commendations, sir.

Now, of course, this story is being sold as COURIC MOCKS PALIN’S KIDS. No — Couric mocks you, Sarah and Todd, for the child abuse of giving them guttural grunts instead of names.

Reminds me of one of my favorite TV quotes:

Dr. Crane asks, “I’m curious Cliff, but what color is the sun in your world?”

Stupidity and arrogance deserves to be mocked and TBogg is the king of snark. Couric was just reacting like a ,what is the word… adult?

Yeah, and Couric was very perky over at NBC, when she joked about Native Americans whining because they had been treated like “dog-poo”. Oh, tee-hee. No wonder her ratings are in the tank at CBS, too.

Wow, in Alaska even the trampolines have guns!

Oh ma gah I laughed out loud at this and I am in a public place.

There you go teasing the panther again.

Someone lamented Couric’s omission of Palin’s “professional career”, like, half-arsed, half-term governor and tossing pom-poms. Oh, and making up names for the runts of her litters, I guess. Perfectly natural, I am certain.

Here I go again, but, why is no-one making an issue of her attempts to induce her last to abort?

WTF? I watched the whole damn thing – and apart from the one question about Track – where do they get these names – I see someone trying very hard to get the story straight. Which question, I am positve NEVER ONCE crossed McCain’s mind –

Wolverines.
Also.

why is no-one making an issue of her attempts to induce her last to abort?

Palin’s college experience just screams multiple incidents of: “boy trouble”, a furtive visit to an abortion clinic, and a quick switch of campus.

Youthful indiscretion, I’m sure. And a damn good reason to keep those medical records sealed up tight.

Hell, I am just an over educated hillbilly from Oklahoma who currently lives in Montana and I laugh at the Palin children’s names and wonder what the fuck were they thinking.

Did you know that the fifth largest city in Alaska has fewer than 10,000 people?

Call Breitbarf quick!
I think I heard her say nigger when talking about Trig.
What a find!
Tbogg- you has me weepin’ n laughing all ay once.

Damn! I’m still bummed about Bristol and Levi splitting up. I was hoping that the next bundle of joy would be named Tarp.

“her attempts to induce her last to abort”

She was just double-checking with god to be sure he really really wanted her to have … another child.

“A Glenn Beck historical romance novel” – now, that part was scary. Think of the children.

Looks like ‘ol Levi Tripped up again and went down the wrong Track when his Button Flied open one too many times, yet again.

To think the millions of self-described “family values” morans that cheered wildly for this unholy band of grifters onstage at the Repub Convention in 2008. Grifters they had never heard until two weeks before. Pathetic people who are trying run the government again. We can’t let that happen this Fall.

You will be stunned to learn that the comments attached to that clip include the standard combination of 4th grade spelling errors, I’m-a-patriot high indignation, worshipful references to “Sarah,” and truly, certifiably insane assertions.

I’m just the messenger.

I wonder on a regular basis where they got those bullshit names for the kids. The names are just stupid. Next they’ll be naming a kid Ragweed…………

she also make fun of the Palin children mocking (yes, mocking!) their names

Did the kids name themselves? Because unless that’s the case, Couric mocked, and even calling it mocking is a stretch, the parents for being dumbasses.

I rather enjoyed seeing an East Coast sophisticate laugh at those hillbillies and how it enrages her fans. I think Couric also said something like “You just can’t make this stuff up” after the mooseburger reference. It was her very first exposure to the Palins, and she just could not believe it. I’m surprised she didn’t say, “What was McCain thinking?”

All I can say is Bristol better not travel to England or any of their commonwealth ’cause she will be mocked severely for her name.

Oh yeah you firedoglakers and Couric would go over real well in native american communities where they name their children after the first thing they see. Come to South Dakota Katie and tell the indian community where the hell do they come up with these names. You libs are bunch of hypocrites. Sasha and Malia and Chelsea. Where do those names come from?

If Palin had named one of her kids after the first she saw, she’s have a kid named Russia.

That would not play well with the base…

Sure, maybe she saw a Track, Bristol, or Piper at the hospital first thing after giving birth, but Trig? What, did they ask her to cosine something?

Nah, she named that kid after a gun trigger….

Classy.

Your ignorance and racism are showing. The Lakota name their children today the same as the rest of us. There are far more Bills and Marys than Running Buffaloes.

I can’t believe it’s getting so little coverage that I, at this hour, am bringing news:

Bristol and Levi have broken off the engagement!

You can see it at people.com.

*drink*

Someone used the word tangential in regard to Palin’s explanations of her pregnancy and voila, Trig.

tan·gen·tial
–adjective
1. divergent or digressive, as from a subject under consideration: tangential remarks.
2. tending to digress or to reply to questions obliquely

Placenta Meconium Palin, but her family just calls her Seepage.

McCain said, “Fuck it. What have we got to lose? Might as well add some tits and ass to the ticket to make Cindy jealous. Ha ha ha. Bitch.”

Bahahaha. Verbatim!

I will have to tell all my Native American friends about sodahic’s rather enlightening post on Native American naming conventions. Fidel, William, James, John, Althea, Mary, and Janine will all be quite fascinated to learn that their parents named them improperly.

Sasha and Malia and Chelsea. Where do those names come from?

The Koran, silly. Duh…

Don’t tell me you heard that old, bad joke about Indians naming their children after the first thing they saw and believed it. Right, Two Fucking Dogs?

Bristol. It’s not quite a Basset name, but it’s not far from one.

Dammit, DaPug beat me to it. But I believe it goes more like this:

Where do those names come from?

Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?

I guess their parents were channel surfing, or the delivery room staff nametags were showing, or…

They were hoping for triplets; the other kids were going to be named “Meyers” and “Squib”.

He probably READ it. Maybe not a book, but a magazine. Chicks with glasses and guns. He mostly reads the articles. Didn’t know how to spell injuns I guess.