Uh oh. Looks like someone has been hitting the go-go powder again.

But I do give him a little bit of credit, as I’d bet Pat has some experience with restrictive legal zoning edicts as I’m sure at least one of his four ex-wives has served him with a restraining order in the past.

Actually, it reads better in the voice in your head if you play Eye of the Tiger in the background while practicing your pouty badass look in the mirror.

What do you mean, “if”?

Hell yeah! Them New York pussies don’t know how it is – real men organize into mobs and go after individuals from religious minorities who haven’t actually done anything. Rrrrrr!

(In all seriousness, though, do none of these idiots even consider the possibility that this center is being built because the community needs it and not to provoke anyone?)

I’ll bet Pat’s a fucking Yankee fan too

Doucebag to infinity

Aren’t those New Yorkers MAN enough to be PANTS-PISSING TERRIFIED like I am?

I do love how this is at Ground Zero though. Of course the only people who would consider 2 blocks away as being right there are real estate agents. Which makes New Jersey Ground Zero Adjacent.

Oh yeah? Well I think Dollard’s a pussy unless he personally goes to Ground Zero and handcuffs himself to the bare steel girders of the evil mosque to block construction.

Your move. Meow.

And, as if calling out the NYC folk wasn’t enough, this appears nearby in the stream. Or RIGHT ON TOP OF IT, given the prevailing sense of spatial relations:

“May God’s peace be upon you” – Barack Obama, August 11, 2010. Somebody’s piece needs to be upon somebody, alright. Right upside the head

Is this a parody? It’s the right-wing equivalent of a drag queen gone one sequin too many. I’m not sure if it’s deliberately over-the-top or just bad judgment.

Argh, formatting fail.

And, as if calling out the NYC folk wasn’t enough, this appears nearby in the stream. Or RIGHT ON TOP OF IT, given the prevailing sense of spatial relations:

“‘May God’s peace be upon you’ – Barack Obama, August 11, 2010. Somebody’s piece needs to be upon somebody, alright. Right upside the head”

Is this a parody? It’s the right-wing equivalent of a drag queen gone one sequin too many. I’m not sure if it’s deliberately over-the-top or just bad judgment.

So true. Two blocks away can be a very different neighborhood. Try going to midtown and walk the one block from Lexington to Park.

Will Mr. Tough guy be leading the charge? Or will he stay across the country in La La Land?

“Try driving by the mosque with your kids in the car and looking them in the eye. ”

Looking who in the eye – the kids? The scary mooslims?

Maybe the cabbie that you just rear-ended because you were looking at the kids in the backseat. Someone clearly hasn’t driven in Manhattan.

Try driving by the mosque with your kids in the car and looking them in the eye. Wanna do that instead of fighting?

A) If you’re looking your kid in the eye while you’re driving, you’re not looking at the road, doofus.

B) You want to taunt me about being a pussy, and you’d fucking DRIVE your kids through Manhattan? Whassamatter, too much of a wuss to get out of the fucking car and walk down Park Place? Do you roll up the windows and lock the doors, too?

I would imagine the camo is very effective at hiding the skidmarks in his undies.

Mere details. Folks like Dollard can’t be bothered by little things like knowing the actual terrain in lower Manhattan

(I had the joys/misfortune of living in Battery Park City for most of Y2K)

Eye of the Tiger – not so much. Guy version of Anchor Baby’s omiGOD series , oh yeah!

I love this macho BS. Of course, if you snicker at a guy like this, he goes bat-shit crazy on you. I’ve learned from experience … I don’t laugh until I get far away from the douchebag. A poker face can serve you well.

So, we’ve got some devout Muslims moving in next door who’ll probably daily and painfully honor our dead. And they’re gonna pray there 5 times a day. I could only be a part-time Muslim myself – too much prayer and discipline for me full-time.

And what if all 4 billion Muslims decided to come to the Mosque? It would be Mecca Ground Zero. Has anyone thought of that? Oh sweet Jesus.

Aw. I always think that’s so cute, when they do that.

Although I don’t feel as if I have to follow the nice young man’s Guaranteed Steps to Manliness, because I haven’t actually had testicles wedged against my diaphragm for the last nine years. And I was kind of there.

Get it straight, sunshine. I was in town for the Republican convention, when delegates moved around the city with more armor on their busses than our soldiers have to protect them from IEDs. You people are more afraid of me than I am of al Qaeda, and I’m somebody’s fat middle-aged mother.

Try driving by the mosque with your kids in the car and looking them in the eye…

If any New Yorkers at all were reading Dollard’s shit, this is where they stopped. Driving, as in a car? With your kids? Part Ground Zero?

His Jersey audience, however, may have remained enthralled.

It only gets funnier

http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2010/08/tolerance-or-desecration.html

We are all living in South Park

Alright! Unimpeachable wingnut logic in action.

Shorter: Unless you cower under the bed and scream at those scary brown Muslim people to go away, you are a big sissy homo coward!

Wankers wet themselves every time they see anyone who is a slightly darker shade of pasty white.

Dude! Get a blog!

Man, this takes me back, though. I knew a guy who lovingly put all his eight tracks on cassettes. Halfway through various songs, *fadeout* *click* *fadein*, gales of laughter. He was a “patriot” too, as I recall, faux coonskin cap and everything.

Good times, good times…

Off the wagon again. Or just a douche?

Can I vote for both?

Yikes, we posted almost exactly the same thing at exactly the same time!

Great minds and all.

Hey, Pat? None of us New Yorkers give a rat’s ass about this mosque (and, btw, it isn’t really a mosque). We have more important things to be concerned about.

This guy was obviously (in the immortal and prescient words of S.J.Perelman)”forged in the crucible men call Hollywood”.

We’re liberals, we don’t drive in Manhattan — we ride in our limousines.

Oh. I’m here in CA, and I thought you’d be too tough to be escairt. But you can be too busy, too. Also.

Here is a link to a March 2007 Vanity Fair article on Dollard. Crazy does not begin to describe him. In fact, f*cking out of his mind does not begin to describe him either.

http://tinyurl.com/28wbzo

Is this crazy asshole saying that new yorkers should prove they’re tough by rioting and killing people to stop the creation of the community center?

What are we? Iran? Saudi Arabia? Why the fuck would sane people riot over a community center? HOLY SHIT A YMCA IS GOING UP! GET THE MOLOTOV COCKTAILS AND BURN THE MOTHA!

If there is violence, that crazy motherfucker should be held responsible for it.

“Prove that your a manly man by screaming at the untold horror in front of you while chanting prayers to jesus to stop armageddeon while pissing yourself uncontrollably at the thought of people building a community center on the land they own.”

“A REAL MAN doesn’t assess a situation, he runs around screaming like a lunatic lashing out like a wounded animals at anything in his way.”

“Prove you’re brave by gathering a mob and torching a building because those buildings are scary!”

There is only one other man who ever lived that could turn a boy into a man faster than that guy….

Brave Sir Robin for he was not afraid to die!

My first thought: No way this fucker lives in NYC. This isn’t even funny to me because it’s become such a prevalent sentiment with the right, someone is going to get hurt.

This topic does get old quickly.

The folks building the Mosque claim a need for a bigger Mosque becayuse the two closest current Mosques overflow at services – they then say the proposal is not for a Mosque but is for a community center/pool that has a praying area – and when asked as to funding they refuse to discuss which Saudi is funding this because – I would guess – they are jihad loving and this is indeed meant as a slap in the face of America and the anti-defamation league is correct that it would be better if it were a few blocks further away. That said, Jews and Jewish leaders pushing for acceptance of this Mosque, and the “build this Mosque” leader, all appear to be good folks and indeed they are more correct than the anti-defamation league in saying it would be wrong for the government to stop the building.

But why discuss the above – this should not be a hot button issue.

And the polling is idiotic – it is “do you support or oppose flag-burning?” without context and indeed without finding out that those that oppose still defend the Constitutionally protected activity.

Well, papau, by that logic, there’s no more need for any more churches, since there’s all kinds of unused ones. Hell, there are several in my neighborhood that have been deconsecrated and turned into condos, but somehow new churches keep popping up like fungus.

So, if it “would be better a few blocks away,” what block would be good enough for you?

They have the ant new mosque protests against new mosques all over the country. Apparently the west coast is too close to NY to build a mosque -_-

If the left had a no new churches protest the right would snap.

Lets refuse permits to build shacks because if we did we’d be glorifying the unabomber.

We’d be glorifying abortion clinic bombers if we build new churches in cities that had clinics bombed.

Let’s just tear down every building in the country because people will bitch about anything.

Family Guy’s “Bag o’ Weed” would be better.

Avert your eyes:

Besides the Mosque “the building will be devoted to classrooms, an auditorium, galleries, a restaurant, a memorial to the victims of September 11, 2001, and a swimming pool and gym. Its sponsors envision something like the 92nd Street Y—a Y.M.I.A., you might say, open to all, including persons of the C. and H. persuasions.’

Whew, none of the Ninny Brigade swimming there.

It’s the “Joe the Plumber” of architecture (remember? — his name isn’t “Joe” and he’s not actually a plumber).

So, if the not-New Yorkers (not doubt including Dullard) care more about the not-mosque being built at not-Ground Zero than pesky little annoyances like the law, the Contstitution, and reality, then I guess it really is going to be a “victory memorial”*.

Because nothing proves that the terrorists have actually, truly won than this kind of pants-wetting.

BTW, I would bet dollars to donuts that Dullard and his ilk would be terrified of Manhattan with or without the not-mosque at not-Ground Zero. As the fictional Rick Blaine put it nearly 70 years ago, “Well there are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn’t advise you to try to invade.”

*Since this seems to be one of the more popular memes amongst the wingnut set, are they actually admitting that 9/11 was a victory for bin Laden? So, when Tom Brokaw writes his inevitable book on the topic, will he refer to them as “the weakest generation”?