For a mercifully brief few hours, running from last night till this morning, the Outrage for Lunch Bunch were slightly distracted from the impending construction of Muhammad’s Death Tower in Lower Mordorhattan by news that fancy-pants rich college Harvard was selling off all of their investments in Israel and sinking the money into a chain of burqua stores called Abercrombie & Fatwa.

Since this rumor was started late on a Sunday night, conservatives from both the paranoid and the bedwetting wings decided to wait and see what Monday morning would bring as far as clarification because, if there is one thing that they don’t like to do, it’s going off half-cocked.

No. I’m just kidding. They went Full Metal Bugfuck Bonkers as usual, with April DSM IV playmate/centerfold Pam Geller leading the way in the well-reasoned way that has made her the darling of those who book serious cable shows as well as viewers who think they are watching reruns of The Nanny: The Even More Annoying Episodes :

Harvard Whores for Jihad: Harvard University Fund Sells all Israel holdings

Look at how far we have sunk. America’s once leading institution for higher learning pimps for jihad. We knew that these institutions like Harvard, Georgetown, etc., would unashamedly dance on demand when those Saudi 20 million dollar gifts began rolling in. Middle Eastern Studies departments are hotbeds of radicalism. Jewish students are persecute, harassed and physically threatened on these campuses.

If these institutions of higher learning get federal taxpayers dollars, is this not against the law? It’s one thing when jihadist frenemies violate the Arab boycott of Israel. We expect that from these players, they lie and are incapable of being honest merchants. When Saudi Arabia joined the World Trade Organization, they promised to end their participation in the Arab boycott of Israel, but they have not done so.

But this is Harvard. It is wrong, outrageous, that these tools of the stealth jihad are supported by your taxpayer dollars and private endowments (many from Jewish families). The whole moral structure is disintegrating before our very eyes. These whorehouses do not deserve one thin dime from public or Jewish coffers. This is getting very ugly. I expect Tariq Ramadan will be offered the Edward Said chair at Columbia in no short order.

This is pure antisemitism.

Well, hell yeah…. But before you get all verklempt and plotz yourself meshugeh, here comes Pam’s slightly less insane but nonetheless still pretty darn evil twin sister to clean up the mess:

Trusted sources are saying that this has nothing to do with hating Israel, but is simply due to Israel’s economic progress. The Harvard fund invests in emerging markets, but since Israel is a developed country, Harvard has shifted its money to less developed nations. And while I trust these respected sources, I’m not sold, because the timing is too advantageous to the Jew-haters, who will crow about it — and Israel is so isolated, she needs all the help she can get.

Oh, I’m not so sure Israel is the only one who needs all the help she can get (Hint. Hint. Head nodding in Pam’s direction. Making crazy rolling eyes and twirling index finger by ear in a clockwise circle) if you know what I mean.

By the way, this is not the first  recorded case as documented below:

					ALVY
			No, I'm not.  We were walking off the
			tennis court, and you know, he was there
			and me and his wife, and he looked at her
			and then they both looked at me, and under
			his breath he said, "Jew."

					ROB
			Alvy, you're a total paranoid.

					ALVY
			Wh- How am I a paran-?  Well, I pick up on
			those kind o' things.  You know, I was
			having lunch with some guys from NBC, so
			I said ... uh, "Did you eat yet or what?"
			and Tom Christie said, "No, didchoo?"
			Not, did you, didchoo eat?  Jew?  No, not
			did you eat, but Jew eat?  Jew.  You get it?
			Jew eat?

					ROB
			Ah, Max, you, uh ...

					ALVY
			Stop calling me Max.

					ROB
			Why, Max?  It's a good name for you.  Max,
			you see conspiracies in everything.

Rubber room. Men in white coats. Extra strength tranquilizer dart. Muzzle.