So insightful. I see from her other twittertwats she’s talking up Santorum for president again. Much like absolved priests fiddling with young boys, some things never go away no matter how long you close your eyes and hold your breath.

K-Lo: She’s the one the rightie boys keep around to point to when they get accused of only liking pretty women with nice figures and (mostly) blonde hair, right?

K-LO NIX JISM PIX

I don’t EVEN want to know what that’s all about.

LittlePig FTW.

They hired her becaue she wanted to work for 78% of a man’s wage.

You’re a Catholic the moment Dad came.

Because…Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can’t be found.
Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,In your neighborhood.
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Nothing tops “Boehner gets a standing O”!

Okay “drunken sperm” refers to so many potential things that I’m not even going to try to parse that sentence for fear of finding out which.

Then don’t click this link.

JA & the 5.8 user rating are a bigger problem than the plot gimmick.

yessssss

They edited out her last sentence.
“What’s a girl to do?”

If reviewers from big media outlets and the Catholic clergy had divergent views on the movie, it would be a MSM-CHRISM JISM SCHISM.

Interesting that she seems to have thought that there was a “drunken sperm switch romcom market”. What a wordsmith.

As a woman who is unlikely to ever see sperm outside of a movie-viewing, she should be careful about attempting to discourage more films in the genre.

Silly me; I thought it opened badly because it’s just another in a long series of lame Jennifer Aniston movies.

I’ve read through this post a coupla times now and still don’t have the slightest idea what this is about.

So anyway..in case this gets “frontpaged” and in my never-ending desire to fit in…

OBAMA SUX!!11!!!one!! Oh, and also, too FREE MUMIA! as well. (burp)

Why is liberal Hollywood always shoving drunken sperm down our throats?

Jesus, Jennifer Aniston makes shit movies.

I don’t get it. What is she yammering about?

Object Of My Affection ….Friends With Money …. I’ll even throw in Office Space.

So, wait. You follow Kathryn Jean Lopez’s Twitter feed?
I don’t know how you can stand it.

K-Lo’s twitter feed is prescribed by the American Psychological Association to depressives as an example that they don’t have it so bad. She probably saves about a hundred lives a year.. bless her heart.

Well played, sir, well played.

Oh, thank you. That actually sets my mind at ease because I was imagining K-Lo, a baster, a whip, and handcuffs. Whew!