Last frontier? Crap, they’re #49. Hawai’i is #50, and so is the real “last frontier”. (Think not? Just try to visit west Maui). AND we got a prez from the Last Frontier, instead of the Quitta from Wasilla.

If AK want’s to reclaim it’s “last frontier” status, it needs to drop statehood and go back to being a Territory. And hey, I’m sure there are plenty in leftblogistan that would be glad to help.

Selling them back to Russia is RIGHT OUT, however. Unless the price is good. And they take the snowbillies too. Also.

According to the Zombies it’s about like brain hunting in Alaska.

That earth “movin’ under his feet” is not God a ‘comin as the last frontier, soon enough, becomes the fires of hell.

- Dominique Bachelet, a climate change scientist at Oregon State University, forecasts that by 2100 tundra “will largely disappear from the Alaskan landscape, along with the related plants, animals, and even human ecosystems that are based upon it.” She made that prediction in 2004, and now says “the basic premise still holds, but the mechanism of change may be different than we thought.” Instead of long-term, incrementally complex changes caused by gradually warming temperatures, “extreme events will be the important triggers for change.” Hot-burning fires or slumping hillsides tied to melting permafrost could “clean the slate and allow new species to establish themselves,” Bachelet said. http://e360.yale.edu/content/feature.msp?id=2229

Then the only place you’ll find a wild snowbilly will be in a zoo. Suck.On.That.FirstDude.

Outside the cities, we’ve got deer up the wazoo here in the east. Wanna shoot some animals, Joe? Go to Jersey or upstate New York and have a freakin’ party. Either you shoot them or I’ll wind up hitting them on the highway next time I go away for the weekend, so please, be my guest.

I think “moose hunting” means something different from what you might think to Alaskans. It’s done at a lot at airports.

Yeah, just don’t be like our absentee governor and leave your gutshot deer to wander for hours in agony before croaking.

Alaska receives almost $2.00 from the Federal government for every dollar of federal tax, ranking it #3 in this little discrepancy. It’s received double the amount of stimulus money per capita than the average. And the fun part is that Alaska has one of the highest median incomes (about $70,000) — almost $20,000 more per year than the national median (roughly $50,000).

So if we hear Miller ranting in the Senate about welfare queens getting rich off of our tax dollars, we’ll know he’s just homesick.

Not to mention Joe Miller is from Kansas and only moved to Alaska after going to Yale (liberal commies! elitist!) Law School. And as a New Jersey resident and tax payer who’s been propping up welfare states like Alaska for years, I’d be more than happy to sell them back to the Ruskies. ‘Cept I doubt they would take them, since Alaska is more socialist than the current Russian regime. Tell you what, we’ll throw in Kansas for free. Deal?

Where’s this rugged Alaskan frontiersman from again? Oh that’s right. Kansas, by way of West Point and Yale. I’m sure he learned to rough it at West Point’s gift shop and to spot the indigenous northern Yankee in the untamed wilds of New Haven, CT. So essentially this is just one poser endorsed by another. Can’t wait to see him get creamed.

There’s obviously not that many authentic Alaskans who are white republiKKKan males, married, with eight children. You’ll just have to take Joe as is. Along with the customary baggage.

http://www.votesmart.org/bio.php?can_id=27169

Dennis Mitchell, Clark Kent and Dorothy Gale are other famous Kansasans who also have little, actually, to do with Alaska or reality in general.

West Point?

So, pretty much the federal government paid for college, then provided him with a salary, insurance and an Ivy League law school education which got him into the private sector, where he lasted three whole years before hopping back on the federal teat where he’s been feeding ever since? Awesome.

Damn, just read that Miller’s ahead in the race. I really thought the people of Alaska were smarter than that. Hahahahahahahaha. Just kidding.

last frontier self-sufficiency

Otherwise known as totally dependent on sucking on the federal teat.

Keel Mooselim, sure. But what about Squirrel?

Injuries? Hell, I’m hoping for a fiery crash!

What? Was that too Wiegel?

All the kids’ names begin with the letter K or J after them becaues they’re so special. Where the hell is Margaret Sanger when you need her?

Judging from the Palin and Miller procreative histories, her msge nevah hit Alaska, a place where neither condoms, birth control prescriptions nor abortions are apparently available.

A thousand points of light and 310 million tits.

Aint that Amurka.

Moose Hunting

By Moose hunting, Capt Frontier actually means hunting for shed Moose antlers. He grinds them up and eats them because he thinks it makes his dick look bigger plus they give you an excellent 5 day shadow.

What’s the moose hunting like in the beltway?

When you get here, asshole, just stand in the northbound fast lane facing south.

Are you suggesting they “moose hunt” in Idaho, too? Also?

wtf does Sarah know about the Beltway?

These people are morons, real actual morons.

Watertiger found this definition of moose hunting.

…a quick perusal of urban dictionary lends Miller’s message a new meaning:

1. moose hunting

Going out for the sole purpose of getting fat nasty women

If Miller does indeed win, he may want to acquaint himself with the way “them city folk” talk.