I’d really rather not think about Geller’s box.

I’m sure the latest troll commenter at my blog (the one who keeps telling me Tim McVeigh and the Klan were left-wingers) is going to drop by soon and explain to me why this guy should be definitely be classified as a liberal.

Those rugs really tied the prayer room together.

with moves like that I bet Pam puts out for him on the first date.

and Steve, if the guy’s in a mosque he MUST be a liberal. You know, that’s where we all go ’cause the bartenders are so awesome.

Dammit. I totally missed the Lebowski element.

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This totally credible 2007 S,N! post would suggest that the cost of dinner might be avoided (the good news), but the much higher costs of drinks will be unavoidable, in order to win an evening with Her Shriekiness.

Of course, an act such as that committed by this beloved Son of the Patriotic Star-Spangled Jebus-Eagle might help to avoid having to buy a few rounds, so cost savings are possible, if you plan ahead.

Cmon, this is SOP. Show yer little peepee to establish the littledick multicultural bond and then pee on the carpet to make it look like yer at war.

We know who our frenumies are.

Damn. I thought the big boldy letters was just T being his usual snarky self. I didn’t realize it was the actual header for the article. We are dooooooomed!

Dammit. I totally missed the Lebowski element.

This will not stand, ya know, this will not stand, man.

Unless and until you emend this post to include the word micturated, you’re dead to me.

I’m guessing it would require an entire box of wine for Pam to let him urinate on her rug.

For him or her?

I was going to call the post Micturated Mosque but I didn’t want the Disney people all up in my ass.

Steve that’s easy. The dude drank liberally, then he peed liberally. Ergo, he’s a liberal

He was drunk?

Drunken peeing won’t win you a date with Geller. Perhaps he was thinking of Althouse.

I just hope to heaven that you’re talking about the wall-to-wall carpeting in her house… Because if not… AAAAAAAGHHH!!!11!!! Where’s the brain bleach???

I think we’re confusing two kinds of carpet or rug here. One is a prayer rug. The other doesn’t have a prayer.

In some cultures urinating on your guests rug is the highest form of compliment