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In the Wasilla Wordsmith’s world, all questions are gotcha questions:
The contract also makes numerous demands to limit the public’s and the media’s access to Palin:
– Questions: All audience questions must be pre-approved, and can only be asked by a moderator or “designated representative,” who must be approved by Palin’s party.
So, to sum up:
Even though she knows what the questions will be beforehand she needs to write the answers on her hand, and still what comes out of her mouth is Snowbilly word salad. Jesus Christ, even Paris Hilton can answer an off-the-cuff question and “I’m pretty sure she’s legally retarded“*.
*Second best line in the movie after this exchange.
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She’s not just some ordinary douchebag. She’s AMERICA’S FAVORITE DOUCHEBAG.
If you dis her you dis America.
[RUTHIE TAP DANCES WHILE DOING "JAZZ HANDS"....] So dip her in chocolate and throw her to the les-bi-ans….
Well now come on, TBogg. When she’s taking her talent on a field trip, is there any reason why she should have to face a more arduous challenge than in her daytime job at the we’ll-give-you-a-million-bucks-if your-former-members-come-to-work-for-us-channel.
Also too: Knowing stuff is elitist!
ok so elitist like you use powerpoint but Real Americans wage Cultural War with bullet points on hard working hands. and thats All that sarah needs cause she has to keep her brain free to hear the word of God. Jeezus is her Telepromter, she has not want for words, He speeks to us thru Her. You cant hear the the Holy dogwhistle cause you brain is full of liberal fascist facts spread by the lamestream media which wont even ask president Hussain Obama why he Obeys sharia Law but not the Constitution which was written on the Hands of our Founding Families by God hisownself.
You want Proof? How many liberals does God Bless with a Reality Show?
Hows that reality-based reality workin out for ya?
Maybe she needs to steal a page from Carnac the Magnificent. She gives the answer — always Barack Obama — and her staff provide the questions in an envelope that she opens. Like this.
This is snark, right? You just forgot the tags?
She so funny, hyuk. “I hate you ebony and ivory motherfuckers!”… “What? Han Solo ain’t never had no sex with Princess Bristol….errr…Leia in the Star War!” …”I will be your Sherpa up the mountain of [non] gayness.”
He speeks to us thru Her…no wonder the Universe is so fucked up.
I’ve already begun to peruse the real estate section for Quebec City, for if Palin/Beck2012 or Beck/Palin2012 or Palin/Hilton2012 turns out to be a reality, and the first poll shows them within striking distance, I fear real estate prices north of the border will rise 3000% immediately. If I don’t act now, I’ll be stuck here and the next thing you know Geno’s and Pat’s will be selling moose cheesesteaks.
Save us all from this phony bitch. The woman is in it for the money, for her and her waste of a brood. I eagerly await the teeming masses someday discovering that Palin, Beck, Limbaugh, et al. have been laughing at them. Honestly, does ANYONE in their right mind see this woman as executive material? She will keep giving speeches and Facebooking and Twattering as long as the bucks keep rolling in. As soon as the supply dries up, it’s back to the woods with this idiot. Can not happen soon enough.
Proof that she will not run for president, so quit dreaming.
But you don’t get it! She’s brilliant! According to her fan club, she gives long speeches without a teleprompter!
… Um, pay no attention to the many, many times she looks down at the lectern while delivering the speech. She did so memorize it! She’s not reading it, she’s … um … praying, that’s what she’s doing! She’s NOT READING HER SPEECH! Which SHE MEMORIZED!
Hows that reality-based reality workin out for ya?
(mumble mumble) Just FINE. (mumble) SHUT UP. FUCK YOU. (mumble, grouse…)
Picture: Sarah Palin’s write hand.
Caption: “A plugger’s teleprompter.”
["Write"! Get it? I slay me!]
Looks like she scratched something out on her palm. She can’t even get her crib notes right first time around? Or wash her mistakes off?
But does she have the brown m&ms removed from the candy bowl?
Are the bendy straws to prevent her lip stick from wearing off and revealing her lip liner tattoo, or are they to prevent someone from taking a picture of her head down and sipping and then photoshopping a penis (or a wascally wabbit or what not) in her mouth?
Why do I even want to know?! Ugh.
Sarah P:
P T Barnum with tits
That’s her “to do” list for the day, the things that absolutely need to get done, such as:
- Remind Todd to take his anger meds
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Sling retarded child around like a sack of potatoes- Tell that slut Bristol to go dance for money (with the stars)
Ha!
Those’d make awesome Xmas cards, especially if it was a Muslim penis!
Typical Con approach. She can’t think or speak on her feet.
…And just who IS this Gay Lord of Opryland? (See podium.) Enquiring minds want to know!
Sarah P:
A P T Barnum sideshow with tits
FTFY.
No way in hell is Caribou Barbie P.T. Barnum — he was actually smart.
Which is not to say that she doesn’t, on a regular basis, prove his observation that “There’s a sucker born every minute.”
I’ve been hearing that Bristol is being a bit of a diva during DWTS rehearsals. Seems she’s not really all that into showing up and doing what she’s contracted to do.
I wonder which pro dancer got stuck with her? I hope it wasn’t Tony; he already had to deal with Kate Gosselin.