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Delaware’s Tea Bagging Senatorial Princess-In-Waiting Christine O’Donnell does not approve of her future constituents behavior/lifestyles/hobbies/reason for living and she wants them to keep their hands to themselves. But not that way.:
O’Donnell has said, for example, that masturbation is wrong, and that looking at pornography is equivalent to cheating on your spouse. She outlined her views in a November 1998 article titled “The Case for Chastity” for Cultural Dissident.
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On an MTV show about abstinence (as summarized by Huffington Post), O’Donnell explained:
The reason that you don’t tell [people] that masturbation is the answer to AIDS and all these other problems that come with sex outside of marriage is because again it is not addressing the issue. … You’re just gonna create somebody who is, I was gonna say, toying with his sexuality. Pardon the pun.
I’m not sure how this will play with her play-with-yourself base but she is no Christine Amphlett, that’s for sure…
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Why are that woman’s lips white?
Clown makeup.
Divinyls…nice.
Guess what I’m doing right now? ;-)
While on the topic of spilling one’s seed, Ms. O’Donnell is not only white around the lips, but wet behind the ears, or she would not be wearing a pearl necklace.
You are a very bad person…..only because you thought of it first.
I wonder how long until Christines trunkful of sex toys will be discovered like every other tight ass conservatives’?
Just when you think the wingnuts can’t get any weirder, along comes prissy little Christie O’Donnell spouting unbelievable BS.
I shudder to think what might top this. I can’t even speculate ….. I don’t have a stupid, sick conservative mind that can come up with shit like this and say it with a straight face.
Each new moronic teabagger that emerges makes the one before look like a nuclear physicist. Oh hell, O’Donnell/Bonobo 2012! Woot!
Went to take a look at the article she wrote here and found this nugget:
God does not distinguish between who is a virgin and who is not.
Finally, God and I have something in common.
It’s the studio lights bouncing off the persistent film of self-righteous slaver.
You know what they say. Dry hands, wet lips.
I watched her on the teevee and she winked right at me!!!
Sparkles and spooge!
I need a nap.
Shorter between-the-lines Christine O’Donnell: “Just by jacking-off once, a man would realize what a boring and pathetic lay I am.”
“Every sperm is sacred…”
“Do not masturbate to this. Seriously. Put it down.”
Jeez, I hope they don’t hear me laughing hysterically in the office next door.
God does not distinguish between who is a virgin and who is not.
So, according to her God doesn’t care if you’ve had sex with other people, but he thinks it’s terrible if you’ve masturbated.
I see.
We need to rewrite those commandments a little. 11) “Sex is like drinking: there’s nothing wrong with it until you start doing it alone”.
Needs work maybe.
that is less of a commandment than a Psalm
God is my Psalm Pilot.
And I am but his navigator, guiding my hand to do his work.
Is that what you meant to type? Or am I missing an even more sophisticated double entendre in there?
Hey Tbogg shouldn’t you have been reinforcing her message by showing the Michelle Malkin clip?
Well, er, more sophisticated than what?
Sorry lost me a little. I was responding to a post above mine if that’s useful.
Handjob, blowjob, bareback fuck. Bet that’s how Suderman tagged her up last summer at Dewey Beach. Meggs, in ur heart, u know I’m right. Not to rub any pink Himalayan salt in still fresh wounds. You know I hate to talk about people.
So a Repub victory this fall may mean masturbation will be outlawed?!?!? I’m sure Obama can find a compromise with that.
Bonobos are much smarter and emotionally sophisticated. And they like sex. A lot of sex. They’re motto could be “If you can’t be with the one you love….” And they call when they say they will. Which might be Christie’s big problem. No call back.
sorry, trying to get the *#$@% link feature to work in the comment box.
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O/T but …
glen greenwald was holding a contest here to name his next book, which is about a justice system that jails you and lets scooter libby go free. he got 350 responses before he closed it down.
best title: Serfin’ USA
best serious title: More Equal Than Others
best i could come up with: Acquired Immunity: Why the Rich Man Walks While You Do Time
lotta good snark in the comments section
Acquired Immunity: Why the Rich Man Walks While You Do Time
I liked this one:
“Tragically Untitled: How class status determines legal fate in America today.”
(Glenn’s post called his book “tragically untitled”)
It would be extremely irresponsible not to speculate about Christine and Nicki Haley (our slutty South Carolina TeaBagTart) having made a rather naughty film involving these toys you speak of….
Made me howl, this did! You win teh interwebz today.
From the NYT blog
Sounds delightful. Who knew that Hell was in Delaware?
The blind wanna lead the blinded.
Jesus I’m sick of these people. Whatever happened to live and let live?
Oh I remember. It got trashed because if you “play with your own dingaling” that’s the same as bestiality.
A somewhat popular bumper sticker in Eugene, OR:
If not “pull the lever” will she want me to “press her button?”
“I wonder how long until Christines trunkful of sex toys will be discovered like every other tight ass conservatives’?”
Or, perhaps, “I wonder how long until Christines trunkful of sex toys will be discovered up the tight ass of some other conservative?” YMMV.
It’s amazing sometimes that they manage to reproduce.
I guess it’s all the repressed libidos, bursting out in the few minutes between the constant calls for the Two Minute Hate.
But Rosie you’re all right — you wear my ring
When you hold me tight — Rosie that’s my thing
When you turn out the light — I’ve got to hand it to me
Looks like it’s me and you again tonight Rosie
J Browne
“One in five Americans believes Obama is a Muslim” illustrated.
It’s interesting to see which topic really gets the demographic here riled up.
That’s what happens when you criticize people’s hobbies.
Please come to grips with yourselves.
O’Donnell has said, for example, that masturbation is wrong, and that looking at pornography is equivalent to cheating on your spouse.
That’s a viciously cruel god ya got there, Christy.
What’s getting lost here is that Christine “O-face” O’Donnell is merely reciting long held Roman Catholic dogma, like good little catholic girls should. It’s just the church itself is savvy enough not to talk about it very much.
However, it goes without saying that the vast majority of good little catholic girls don’t stay that way much beyond 17 (K-Lo is the exception that proves the rule). While she might not be in the same class as the South Carolina GOP’s town bicycle Nikki Haley, if she’s anything like the former good little catholic girls I’ve known she’s run through a landfill fill full of D-cell batteries once she got out of her parents house.
Why does it look like she’s got a softball in her mouth? Why do all of these women tea-baggers look this way? Is this an inside joke?
They just say you shouldn’t beat off, for two reasons:
1) Saying you shouldn’t do something makes a lot of people do it, and
2) If you keep it up long enough, you become a Republican.
(I’ll quit when I start becoming a Libertarian.)