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Not much more that I can add to the Blessings of Election Jeebus who has given us two more months of Christine O’Donnell, seen below going Full Metal O Face after rubbing Mike Castle out today (AP Photo/Rob Carr)
We don’t think of Delaware that much (for good reason) but now the whole world is watching and I can’t imagine the good people there are too pleased with his kind of attention. It’s like we flipped on a lightswitch in the barn and found them fucking the cow.
Awk-ward.
(Added) Speaking of “fucking the cow” (and, yes, I think when a party does something incredibly stupid and embarrassing they should refer to it as fucking the cow i.e. “boy, the Republicans really fucked the cow in Delaware tonight”), congratulations Carl Paladino.
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Well, why buy the milk, when…
Or something.
When they outlaw jerking off, only jerkoffs will jerk off outlaws.
“Fucking the cow” should be the 2010 election season’s stand-in for “jumping the shark.”
Well, that’s gonna haunt my dreams tonight.
The Rove/Hannity confrontation is just the icing on the cake.
Wait til Christine finds out Todd Palin is a jerk-off.
Hokay make all yer jerky jokes now libtards but us CommonSence Constitutionalists will wake up with a monster boner tmw for Miss Naughty Spice. An then Jeezus will forgive us for wankin out the kinks.
ps thanks for the target
Longtime lurker, first time poster. As a Delaware nearly-native (i.e., I’ve only live here full-time since 1983), I am delighted that Chris Coons has
a very good shot at holding our Joe’s seat, but I am utterly
dismayed and appalled to learn that nearly
4% of my neighbors are flat-out head-trauma crazy.
Haven’t been paying any attention to Miss Tackie O until tonight, and can’t seem to find any history of a husband, kids, or anything resembling a relationship or family, outside of a few sites saying she’s a lesbian. Her campaign site has been taken down and only holds a fundraising page, presumably to remove the extra crazy crap to re-tool for the general. Did see some clips of her on Bill Maher’s show in the late 90s and she’s definitely Crazy Christianist.
I bet she and $ayrah Paylin dream of
sneaking inspeaking in tongues together someday, or certainly most teebaggers dream that each night.Well…if nobody else is going to say it, I guess the burden falls to me. Because it must be said.
That picture has only one caption:
“Open piehole…insert teabag”
Pearl necklace, eh?
This post is a tiny masterpiece, like a Picasso miniature. I nominate it for the canonical example of TBogging.
Someone over at Salon sez that in that pic Christie looks like a blow-up doll. I would add, just not as smart.
It’s Posie O’Donnell’s come from Jeezus moment.
(I’m SO going to hell)
/masturbates furiously
Dude, that pic is writhing in exquisite agony, nay, screaming for the Little Death of Blingee.
See above
For the record: Mr. Paladino prefers fucking the horse.
TBogg GOP girls
Big eyes swinging curls
Mouths wide open
Wouldn’t you like to lock Christities and Carl in a barn and watch the shennanigans?
I love all the comments but don’t forget that these candidates tack to center now, unless they are as dim as Angle, and most folks still do not pay attention to anything but trying to make a buck and what to eat before their midnight snack. Folks need to be told that, even if you’re representative is fairly moderate, a vote for any Republican puts folks like this in power.
It’s going to be tricky for her to “tack to center” when her campaign (and rent) now depends upon teabagger dollars. She’ll have to dance with the ‘baggers that brung her.
Egggzacktly. And with a) Mike Castle refusing to endorse her, b) the NRSC refusing to endorse OR fund her, and c) Coons leading by a 2-1 margin among Castle voters, she’s toasty-toast.
Though I do hope the Koch brothers and/or their acolytes waste a few million on her.
You make fucking the cow sound like a bad thing
Phoenix Woman, I know it’s pronounced “Coke,” but if you pronounced it the, ahem, other way, would that mean Tackie O has to refuse the brothers’ um, contributions?
People in the Northeast hate Delaware. The toll for an 11-mile stretch of I-95 is $4, the most expensive per mile in the country. Nearly all the users are just passing through. The state also passed lenient consumer credit laws in the 1970s to attract credit card companies. Also the lowest incorporation fees. Bottom feeders. Nice beaches, though. I will change my mind about Delaware when it elects Coons by a wide margin.
We need to send her a mixtape — Green Day’s “Longview,” the Who’s “Pictures of Lily,” “Turning Japanese” by the Vapors, as well as the obvious Cyndi Lauper and Divinyls….
Well, why buy the milk, when…
Or, to put it in the vernacular, “Why Buy a Cow When Milk is Cheap?” (mp3 link)
(Aw, hell, I’ll link to the whole page. May I especially recommend “Everybody Wants My Fanny” and “Shaving Cream”?)