Everybody, and I mean everybody, is making fun of that Christine O’Donnell lady who has never held either political office or a mans ears while directing him her happy spot (oh yeah, that’s it, right there) and this general lack of respect by people who have spent the last few days pointing laughing and making masturbation jokes has Fred Thompson’s little buttercup hopping mad:
The response by the Republican political establishment to the Christine O’Donnell victory over liberal Republican Mike Castle in Delaware has been an embarrassment. A strong, vocal woman upturned the political tables in Delaware, a state where both political parties have been run like blue-blooded patriarchies for the better part of half a century, and all the boys that compose “the establishment” can muster is omniscient edicts about her absolute un-electability in a general election.
Funny, I don’t recall hearing similar talk from the likes of Mssrs. Rove and Cornyn after Scott Brown won in Massachusetts, Joe Miller won in Alaska, or Rand Paul won in Kentucky. In fact, despite similar sliming by the state party apparatus before Paul’s victory Rove was downright supportive of him, saying on Fox News that Rand Paul could win the general election, just as he could win the primary. And this was after the state party did its darnedest to tear Paul apart and to make him look like an incompetent kook, in many ways similar to what the Republican political class has been doing to O’Donnell.
To be fair, when Rand Paul said he saw nothing wrong with blacks being denied service at lunch counters, that wasn’t so much a bug in the Republican machine so much as a plank in the Republican platform meaning that Rand Paul’s greatest sin was being too honest.
But I’m sorry Jeri, how rude of me, please continue:
The difference here is that once the primary was over, the political elites in Washington stood by their men. Why won’t they do it for the woman?.
And therein lies the rub (not to be confused with…oh, enough with the masturbation jokes already). Like Christine O’Donnell, Jeri Thompson wants access to power, however, unlike serial candidate O’Donnell, Thompson thought she grabbed the brass ring by marrying grandpa Fred Thompson and riding his decaying carcass, reverse cowgirl-style, into the White House. But, in so many ways, Fred wasn’t up to the task and now Jeri is merely one of many interchangeable plug-and-play Fox news conservababes, mouthing talking points emphasized with an angry hair toss and curled, yet deliciously pouty, lips. No fair. She was the one who was supposed to be championing one of those First Lady causes right now, like teenage illiteracy or, maybe, the heartbreak of middle-age boob droop. Sad.
So what does Jeri see in Christine O’Donnell ?
Maybe Jeri sees a young, but ambitious, girl drifting from job to job acting as a media consultant/spokesperson/wingnut welfare ronin, leaving the flotsam and jetsam of unpaid bills, liens, judgments, and garnishments in her wake as she attempts to grift a few dollars here and there in a desperate attempt to keep a roof over her head until her ship comes in.
Maybe Jeri Thompson sees herself.



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Hey, middle-aged boob droop IS heartbreaking. Especially on men.
I am a bit surprised that the right wing establishment is not embracing her more, has anyone heard from Rich Lowry? I would think the combination of someone giving them starbursts but simultaneously scolding them not to masturbate would prove all too thrilling for them to resist.
Yow man! I was just toolin’ along, getting my pre-bedtime slice of snark, when I hit “And therein…” and my laptop started to rattle and smoke.
Well flayed!
The original Thompson Twins weren’t twins and weren’t named Thompson. I don’t know what that says about Jeri.
I just realized that Christine O’Donnell is 41 and single, where are all the stories whispering that “she must be gay”.
Better clue T1mTebow in because
Are we getting close to ‘Peak Grifter’? Does Laffer have a curve where the number of grifters crosses the number of marks and the diminishing return slide begins? In other words, at what point does it pay for the boobie brigade to turn to just straight hooking?
Rand Paul NEVER said ” he saw nothing wrong with blacks being denied service at lunch counters”. He said he would have picketed it, protested it, stood up in church against it, boycotted it, but while he would have voted for the CRA even with that provision in it, was concerned about government intrusion in private businesses. Community action was needed (actually, as Rand himself said, since govt had MANDATED segregation, in that one instance, government action was needed.) However, Community is much larger than ‘government’. Government is a few people imposing mandates on everyone else. Community IS everyone else.
EGGZACTLY!
Way to go, TBogg.
Jeri could host her own “hold the ears” apprentice show for up and coming grifters.
(I mean nothing by “coming” you understand. I’m sure she excels at faking that, too, as required.)
That reminds me of something—
Frasier: [opening balcony door:] Bebe, dear? Please, come on in.
[she does] That’s a girl. All right, let me have a look at
you. Come on, here we are.
Frasier lifts the veil to reveal Bebe with a cigarette clenched
between her teeth.
Frasier: Well, I don’t really blame you, dear. You know, Roz and I
are both upset too. You know, look at it this way: at least
you’re no worse off than you were before.
Bebe: [angrily stubs out her cigarette] You don’t know the things
I did for that man – the depraved, Western-themed appetites
I satisfied!
Roz: He was eighty-five, how bad could it have been?
Bebe: Ever worn a saddle? [Frasier grimaces]
Roz: Do I have to answer that?
Frasier: Well, you know, Bebe, there are other Big Willys out there,
better ones! Richer, older… [she's not convinced] Impotent!
Bebe: [cheering up] Oh dear, you always know what to say. I know
what hell I put you through over this. I insist that you
take this, [hands over something] as a small token
of my gratitude.
Frasier: Oh Bebe, really… [gasps] Look, Roz! It’s a gold Rolex!
Oh my goodness…
Bebe goes to the door and starts to light up a fresh one.
Frasier: [realizes] Bebe… where did you get this?
Bebe: [beat] Just don’t wear it to the funeral.
You know I see “strong, vocal” women on the TV show “Hoarders”, but they are nuckin futs too.
Besides being male, the other thing Brown, Miller, and Rand have in common is a Bachelor’s degree.
Well it’s good to see the twins out and about.
That statement can’t be Jeri’s. Not enough “likes” and “totallys”.
I love it when wingnut trophy wives/wannabe trophy wives try and play the feminist card. Uh, Jeri, two of those guys are running in deep red states and even still the elections are closer than they’d be if a mainstream ‘puggie was running. The third shows how stupid the teatards ARE, given that he is a pro-choice moderate who simply smiled prettily and promised blow jobs for TP votes.
And they’re all STILL less crazy than Pissy Chrissy.
“Some say” her and Coulter are hooking up?
The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind.
Not so!
According to published profiles, she admits to being a regular little Miss O’Sluttypants up until she was a junior in college.
Mann’s barebacking her front door/back door, but they’re NOT whacking off together. I’ve heard they both swallow.
I believe we’re moving on from masturbation jokes to Pinky and the Brain jokes.
“the same thing we do every night Pinky – strap ourselves down to keep from touching ourselves”
So, just another member of the Bristol Palin “Don’t Do as I Do, Do as I Tell You” crew, aka “Now that I’ve had my fun, I’m going to make damn sure you don’t get any of it.”
“The difference here is that once the primary was over, the political elites in Washington stood by their men. Why won’t they do it for the woman?.”
Have Scott Brown, Joe Miller or Rand Paul said that you are going to hell if you masturbate? I don’t think so. So there’s your answer Jeri. There’s everyday run-of-the-mill crazy, and then there’s bat-shit insane. The latter would be Christie.
I really miss Freddy & Jeri on the scene. Talk about your fun couple. Too bad Jeri cannot prop Freddy up well enough to look alive.