With about six weeks to go before the election I think we’re all pretty exhausted already by the drip drip drip of the crazy life and times of Christine O’Donnell. Now she admits to “dabbling into” witchcraft and it’s almost like, ‘this is surprising’? I mean who among us has not drunk deeply from a human skull filled with goat blood just before a black candle-lit orgy involving leggy supermodels who sold their souls for a Vogue cover?
Hey. Guilty. Sure I was 20 at the time. Also when I was 24, 27, and three times when I was 29. But that was it. Until last Tuesday, right after watching Parenthood. But, you know, it was just a phase. A really awesome phase.
For demonologists like myself, Christine is exhausting us with laughter and heavy eye-rolling ( a smirk burns up 13 calories, you can look it up). In the case of conservatives, she has them doing major cardio work, what with the twisting and turning and back flips and rhetorical twists and turns. Take former Time magazine blogger of the year and potty-mouth John Hinderaker for example:
Christine O’Donnell’s campaign went off the rails today when Bill Maher announced that he has previously-unseen clips of O’Donnell from the late 1990s when she appeared several times on his show. In one clip, she says that she once “dabbled into witchcraft.”
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Good grief. Maher says there is a lot more where that came from. Not coincidentally, I’m sure, O’Donnell’s staff today canceled her scheduled appearances on Fox News Sunday and Face the Nation tomorrow. It seems apparent that O’Donnell was not properly vetted as a candidate and that she will be more the butt of jokes for the next six weeks than a serious candidate. This is not what the conservative movement needs.
Okay. Wait for it…
Here we go:
Lest there be any doubt, if I were a resident of Delaware, I would vote for O’Donnell. That is because she is far preferable to her “bearded Marxist” opponent. But O’Donnell is, nevertheless, a lousy candidate. I’m sorry, but politics is not about snatching random people out of the crowd and making them one of 100 United States Senators. Those who seek high office need to be qualified as leaders. They must be thoughtful and intelligent; they must have accomplishments in the public, or, better yet, the private sphere.
Christine O’Donnell has none of the above qualities. If the best we can say about her is that her “dabbling in witchcraft” is excusable, I rest my case. She will be a laughingstock for the next six weeks, I fear, and then will be clobbered in the general election. Whether this is better or worse than having Mike Castle as a Senator is a legitimately debatable point. But I don’t see how any conservative can deny that it would be better if the Republican Party had nominated a stronger and more qualified conservative to represent Delaware in the Senate.
Fellow Powerlinista Paul Mirengoff closes with possibly the funniest line ever written at Power Line:
PAUL adds: It’s great to hear that O’Donnell learned from her experiences dabbling in witchcraft. You wouldn’t want a U.S. Senator who dabbled in witchcraft and learned nothing from it.
To put this in even simpler terms that even Dan Riehl could understand
By now it it is pretty obvious that you go to war with the financially insolvent lunatic anti-masturbationist that you have, not the financially insolvent lunatic anti-masturbationist you wish you had. Quite frankly, if it came out tomorrow that Christine O’Donnell had given herself a home abortion and sold the fetus to cannibals so she could buy meth, many Tea Baggers and conservatives would be falling all over themselves complimenting her plucky can-do attitude and her entrepreneurial spirit.
Because that is how they roll.



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I love how the robotic pre-programmed voice saying “I don’t care”, over and over and over again without change in volume or intonation, captures the sort of robotic person who would vote for O’Donnell.
Oh, and on behalf of the sane, non-corrupt citizens of the State of Minnesota, I apologize profusely for Assrocket, Big Drunk, and Dickon.
There is the issue of the bloody satanic altar and “dating” a “witch”. Should that be dating a “warlock”? Actually, they were having a midnite snack “on” the bloody satanic altar. But I am not an expert on the Stupornatural.
And lookee here! Karl Rove looks like he’s walking back his walkback of his criticism of O’Donnell:
I love the smell of wingnut blood in the water, it smells like schadenfreude. I have never seen a better time to invest in popcorn futures.
I would like to follow PW’s lead and apologize for every Montana Republican, living and dead. we are not all that batshit crazy here and do not really want to turn back the clock to the Dark Ages.
What is it with republican candidates and bankruptcy this election season?
I know what you mean.
Of course, our state GOP’s chair doesn’t have to worry about this no matter how badly his taco chain flops because his best friend and co-owner is a banker who is rich beyond the wildest dreams of avarice.
Given that the Republican men have repeatedly demonstrated that they are overgrown boys who will be boys, does the rise of Palin and O’Donnell mean that the Republicans are now the Party of Women?
“I’m sorry, but politics is not about snatching random people out of the crowd and making them one of 100 United States Senators.” — so, with that whole finger-wagging rant about what he sees as minimum qualifications for a US Senator, isn’t Hinderaker totally dissing the GOP primary voters in Delaware? After all: They. Just. Voted. For. Her.
Sure, in John’s world there would have been a teabagger candidate with 25 years’ experience and a PhD in something useful — but maybe, just maybe the notion of “competence” and “teabagger” are mutually exclusive? Which is why we’re getting the Palins and the Angles and the Christine-“I only snorted the dried blood off the alter as a dare; someone else had killed the goat, honest”-O’Donnells.
Dabbling in witchcraft will really hurt your political chances, but spending your Sunday mornings drinking the blood of God incarnate is totally normal.
Good grief, Dick Cheney could have told you, practicing the dark arts is perfectly fine, you’re just supposed to keep it in the bunker and not talk about it.
By the way, Hinderocket’s rumspringa now over, I predict a tear-filled return to the coven marked by groveling at the altar of Limbaugh before again the shapeless shadow crosses the sun.
She did a home abortion and sold the fetus to cannibals? For meth?
I’m really going to have to re-think my vote…
Cue Alan Keyes on his White steed to ride in a save the day. As the above video shows, he’ll still get 40% of the vote. Gotta love the modern-day
robot“conservative.”I wish we could afford to sacrifice the senate seat for 6 more years of laughs rather than 6 weeks. As it is, I think she can either go back to the
slackerGalt lifestyle or join Palin in the Hot Babes of the GOP Tour.BTW, since the Minnesotans are speaking out, I want to say that not all of us NYers are racist fans of bestiality.
Aw, kwitchyerbitchin. Fer a republiKKKan, she’s a swell candidate.
If offered the opportunity to take one free swing at the jaw of the wingnut of my choice, the decision would be difficult, but in the end it would be Mark Levin. He puts the douche in douchebag.
Dude! Have you tried it “full-on Vitter”? Diapered/spanked by hooker?
Christine has been selling her home aborted fetuses at church bake sales for years. They make a fine chewy cupcake…..
Would that make her a lesbian?
I mean, so long as she’s not a “bearded Marxist” she must be OK, right? Riiiight???? What a loon…I am in favor of the GOP nominating more crazy people, but my fear is that the beknighted electorate may actually be persuaded to actually install some of these whackaloons in office. Wouldn’t be much worse than what we’re dealing with now, of course…which one was the “Marxist”? Blumenthal? Mike Castle??? Waitaminit…maybe he’s talking about Joe Miller?
sorry to be O/T but it is time to bring out the pitchforks and head to Washington.
Please DONT click on the button there that says ‘Don’t Click here’. It may not be work-safe.
You know, I wonder why Emmer hasn’t gotten more local play. I mean, he’s a wingnut personified, but I guess it’s because he’s not a ranting, raving lunatic or something. As I’ve said before, Emmer is so foul, I would vote for Pawlenty without hesitation over Emmer–and I think Pawlenty is evil.
As for witchcraft, please. O’Donnell doesn’t know the first thing about real witchcraft. She probably got together with a bunch of girlfriends and decided it would be fun to try out some satanic spells. Poser. And, male witches are witches, too. Warlocks are something different.
What? Those guys are Minnesotans? But, but, I thought all Minnesotans were really, really nice? Too much Praire Home Companion, I guess.
From what I’ve heard, Mr Prairie is actually pretty much a jerk IRL. That seemed sort of evident to me when he sued some poor slob for parodying the name on T shirts, of which he had sold like twelve or something.
Well, I didn’t so much mean him, himself, as his portrayal of Minnesotans on the show. Self-effacing, don’t speak up, like to stay in the background. Much like Lutherans – (and having been raised in a Danish-origin Lutheran church, his portrayal of us is pretty close to the mark in many ways).
And yet, all the rest of us see from there is Michelle Bachmann, him, and the people mentioned above. And Al Franken, who I like quite a bit but would never describe as liking to stay in the background, and I mean, even among US Senators there are some who pretty much do.
My point just being that stereotypes often have big holes in the stereo, even if there’s some vague basis for them.
I don’t understand why people make such a big deal out of this. As long as she respects the separation of coven and state, I don’t see what’s wrong about dabbling into witchcraft.
Heh!
I think what has folks panties in a wad is commoners, like Christine, trying to make an honest living peddling their home-aborted fetuses (fetie? help me here DrDick) as teriaky chicken sticks at Babe Ruth ball games for a princely sum. You know she couldn’t be grubbin’ down at Ruby Tuesdays if she was hawking those little puppies for street value (unless she was raiding the ol’ campaign contribution piggy)….
Thankfully, El Rushblo made a nearly tearful plea today for peeps to LAY THE FUCK OFF his precious Christine……
Well, I was also rather tongue-in-cheek…I mean, obviously our own Phoenix Woman is hardly a shrinkig violet (and yes, I mean that as a compliment).
Well, the perfect combination: boys and MILFs.
Call me crazy but candidates like Christine O’Donnell make my day. Though the Tea Party has been commendable in it’s ability to get the right wing fringe out there to vote for some curious candidates. When it comes right down to it (in the general election) typically voters are proponents of the middle ground. It’s candidates like Christine that literally steal the election from their party’s true voice and enable (in this case) Chris Coons to win. I was always so pissed off when Nader ran for President because I saw him the same way, a spoiler. This election though has truly put a little bounce in my step. Watching Tea Party candidates is the best fun I’ve had in years… politically speaking.
Wait, Phoenix is in Minnesota??
Okay I take it all back. I clearly was thinking of the wrong state, yes this one is full of extremely nice people, why last time I was there they kept stopping me to see if I was lost and ask for my papers just to be sure. I suspect maybe they were worried that I was Canadian, but I didn’t hold it against them.
Yes. We are very very very nice. On the surface. Look at us the wrong way, though, and we will cut you fast, quietly, and lethally. Except in my case, I use a rusty pitchfork, which is not so fast, quiet, or lethal. And, I hate that show. There. I said it. Throw me out of MN.
ETA: And, I am a goddamn delicate flower, y’all.
LOL! I’ve read your stuff!
(and, the y’all was a nice touch.)
Very shrinking, aren’t I? I thought the y’all was appropriate. Better than a ‘you betcha’ or a ‘yah, suuuuure!’
Hey. That headline is a mangled lyric from “White Rabbit,” isn’t it?