Don’t you need character before you can prove defamation?

I hope justice gets served to this dirtbag and he’s forced to wear his Superfly costume around the prison courtyard. Maybe someone will make a video…

“The Lubesitania”

Genius.

Bravo, especially that closer.

Quoth the Breitbart: I will show you sneer in a mouthful of pus.

Ah, the “association” denied. How sad.

You ask me if there’ll come a time
When I grow tired of you…

You say you fear I’ll change my mind
And I won’t require you..

You know the old saying. Lie down with cows, wake up with fleas.

It would be swell to get Andy Boy on a witness stand for any reason. Oh, if only there was a god.

I just wonder if O’Keefe has seen Breitbart’s twitters, and whether he’s okay with being left twisting slowly in the wind.

Maybe he has something to say about Breitbart now, or better yet, has some video he wants to share.

I just wonder if O’Keefe has seen Breitbart’s twitters, and whether he’s okay with being left twisting slowly in the wind.

I’d bet Jimmy’s willing to pay extra to be left twisting slowly in the wind.

Brave friends you got there, O’Keefe. With friends like that, etc., etc. Oh, and Breitbart? Man up. You made him–now you own him.

Wait, doesn’t Breitbart make his living through libel and slander? And now his fee-fees are hurt because his padawan is all growns up and free-lancing?

GOP Tea Party politics is nothing but ad hominems and tax cuts.

“I was not on the Crew of the Lubesitania. I wish.”

Didn’t even take 140 characters.

What’s the problem? Everyone knows tort reform is only for the negroes.

Love,

Andy and Chrissy O.

Totally O/T but must see before it is taken down:

Paladino V Dicker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkWxT4aECZA

(Via TPM)

I would almost join Twitter, just to tell Dimbart to GTFO. Since when is a “tweet” the equivalent of a summons? Andy needs to get some better legal advice; and I’m so sure that Oliver is quaking in his boots. This one is going to be good; I’m making popcorn.

splash on a little eau de Rohypnol (by Prince Matchabelli),

This involves Breitblart, so it’s from Prince Machobelly.

Gee, Andrew, I’m so glad you’re completely obsessed with the details here.

Let’s spend days investigating the exact nature and extent of your relationship with James O’Keefe.

Let’s have our major media spend days talking about nothing else than exactly how involved you were with a serial liar, criminal and would-be sexual assaulter: A whole lot or just kind of a lot?

Let’s have that conversation. On national TV. I’m sure you’d want that.

you’re a national treasure TBogg…

The entire Breitbart crew of male chauvinist, negro hatin’, anti liberal plottin’, goat suckin’ whatevers are proving that it is possible to suffer from premature ejaculation while masturbating. No wonder they’re all pissed at the world. What’s amazing is they do and suffer this dysfunction as a group!

Methinks he protesteth too much here.

As we all get dragged over the cliff into the pit of incompetence, ignorance and institutionalized stupidity, at least the clowns on the bus give us something to smile about. And, lo! there is our intrepid reporter, tbogg, live-blogging the whole sordid affair for us. Mwah.

Should we all post the phrase “Andrew Breitbart’s Dildo Boat Crew” on our blogs, as an I-am-Spartacus response to this pathetic posturing?

In all seriousness, doesn’t Breitbart pay O’Keefe for his memoirs/life story/advanced right-wing dildotronics? Wouldn’t that literally make him a part of Breitbart’s crew?

Don’t miss O’Keefe discuss the racial implications of “Lucky Charms“. These guys reek of resentment that everyone else has it easy and the poor rich white male has to fight so hard… Dipshits.

This is from an AP story about the ACORN videos:

The mastermind behind the release strategy was Andrew Breitbart—a Web impresario, Washington Times columnist and critic of Hollywood liberalism who was readying the launch of a new Web site, biggovernment.com.

O’Keefe approached Breitbart with his video; Breitbart said he shopped the material to a prominent network news personality at least a week before the eventual launch, but was told the network would never air it because of the politics behind it. He said he then gave Fox News the exclusive.

“I wanted maximum exposure and so I knew that I held powerful documented evidence, and I shared it with those that over time I recognized as truth tellers,” Breitbart told The Associated Press.

The punchline is that the above is from Breitbart’s own Web site.

“Well sure, I did all that, but you said I was associated with him! Totally different!”

How would you even assess the damage to Breitbart’s reputation from being linked with O’Keefe?

And that’s even assuming he gets past New York Times v. Sullivan, since he’s a public figure and all.

I say let him sue. I would imagine the ACLU would take Oliver’s case, and Breitbart would have to turn over a whole lot of records in the discovery process which would likely show that he was paying O’Keefe. Which, incidentally, was why he suddenly got all contrite when Shirley Sherrod said she was planning to sue him. It’s all very well and good to threaten to sue people, but plaintiffs are bound by the discovery rules, too.

Oh, Andy, please sue. Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease. Who knew that there was a legal definition for being part of someone’s “crew”?

There just might be another source of inside O’Keefe info at some point. If you watch the CNN clip of the targeted reporter after she went to O’Keefe’s house (as he requested) and she was told by Izzy Santa (an employee of O’Keefe’s little shop of RW horrors/whores) what O’Keefe was up to. The clip even has some footage of the Lubesitania.

What I found interesting in the clip is that Santa is described by the potential punk-ee as “having some dirt on her face” and “quivering lips”, which makes me think O’Keefe’s woman-hate may have had an outlet just prior to the punk-ee’s arrival at the planned scene O’ seduction. It was just as aside in the clip, but it caught my eye and made me wonder if Santa might have some serious insights into Planet O’Keefe, at least once the Stockholm Syndrome wears off.

Bwahahahaha!

Are you calling me on a cellular phone? I don’t know you. Who is this? Don’t come here, I’m hanging up the phone! Prank caller, prank caller!

Oh, and nice double play.

But, now you may have ruined one of my favorite songs from high school times….

Ooh! Jane’s on MSNBC live!

Actually I’ve also had this one going through my head since I read all this earlier.

You must be as old as I am. My condolences.

Oops. The above is a reply to you.

Tomorrow’s shorter O’Keefe today:

“Bitch set me up.”

60′s bubblegum! Oh, yes, I am old. Enough to remember them both, anyway.

A.H.S. ’67; that’s me.

I think of Andy as a Chinese character — one that stands for “dirtbag.”

TBogg’s snark is art.

eau de Rohypnol (by Prince Matchabelli)

It’s these small details that perfume the punch of your posts. How do you even remember Prince Matchabelli?

On Maher’s show the other night Carl Sagan’s wife, Ann Druyan, repeatedly asked Breitbart why he lies all the time? Why do you lie, Andrew? Why?

Poor Bessy the Cow is taking a real fuckin’ pretty much nonstop these lazy autumn days….

I believe you forgot to close a snark tag somewhere… Or are you in agreement with the title of the clip?

Damn… I’ve heard of goat fucking contests before, but I had no idea the the Republicans had replaced the goats (Mickey Kaus didn’t want to share???) with poor Bessy.

How can no one in O’Keefe’s posse raise thier hand and say “excuse me Jimmy, but is this seduction scam really a good idea”? But then again I may be using sane questioning to understand a fucking crazy environment.

I thought it was “wake up with botflies”?

By the way the usual translation I’ve seen for what Jesus said is “you will deny me three times before the cock crows”.

Just surprised because it was such low-hanging fruit that you left dangling out there. So to speak.

Jackasses usually explode on their own.
I guess that’s what’s happened here.

Fear not, GOP nutjobs. Breitbart and O’Keefe will get back together someday.

They just can’t quit each other.