I fervently hope that Coulter loses it, badly & in public, but as my fantasies seldom come true, if we assume that A.C. hasn’t lost it (fingers crossed that she has) she may be referring in some odd way (Employing someone as a maid = dating someone? Who knows what goes on in A.C.’s bizarro world?) to Ms. Ronstadt’s Mexican heritage.

I won’t even start on whom Ms. Coulter has “had for a while.”

Ms. Coulter just visited our fair Portland, and reconfirmed her role on the right – she’s the kid who would eat paint to get attention, then brag about how many folks watched her do it.

Will someone please inform AC that prostitution is still illegal in the Golden State, and meretricious relationships (–unlike, say, employer/employee relationships–) are not legally recognized.

Yes, because dating a natural-born citizen whose family had been in the country for 150 years and includes some Hispanic ancestry is exactly like hiring an illegal immigrant to do housework.

Linda Rondstadt is an undocumented alien?

Lessee: Rondstadt is from Arizona, her mother was American of German, English and Dutch background, and her father was born in Arizona, the grandson of a German who immigrated to Arizona when it was still part of Mexico, settled in Tuscon, where a recent exhibit celebrated his industrial contributions to the state of Arizona in its early days.

Oh, I get it. Good one, er, Anne. Ha ha, boy that was clever.

I love “Brown is pushing the story”. You mean because he let Meg Whitman accuse him at the debate about having invented it all, despite her admitting that well, yes, it’s actually all true?

Yeah, how dare he.

Yes, but you left out the part where Linda R.’s great-grandfather married a “Mexican citizen.” Damning evidence of something, alright!

Well actually so was he, since anyone in Arizona was, back then, and he had officially immigrated there from Germany.

This means that all of those daughters of the Mayflower and so on that people from Coulter’s neck of the woods love to make a big deal of are actually suspect too, since their ancestors lived in America when it wasn’t the United States yet!

Wingnutting is more fun than I realized. You know, I bet you anything Anne Coulter came from Neanderthal stock. Oh, not recently, no, but just saying.

Twitter has this new feature “followed by” that highlights particular followers of Twitterers.

Hilariously, Coulter is

Followed by @moronwatch

Interesting actually, Coulter is doubling-down on Rich Sanchez’s rant for him, Jews do too run the TV news business and Jon Stewart only criticized him because he’s Hispanic and won’t do the same to Jews, etc etc.

I guess the non-Jews who run CNN proved Rick Sanchez wrong!

It’s like a visit to a KKK meeting. Isn’t it hard to Tweet wearing the white sheet and pointy hat?

Mann Coulter’s logic here is impeccable: Brown once dated Rondstadt, which she views as a crime against nature–for which he was never prosecuted. Therefore Whitman’s illegal hiring should be overlooked.

I fervently hope that Coulter loses it, badly & in public…

How would anyone tell?

That’s my favorite type of Coultergeist picture.
One small enough to obscure her “features”.
Damn you S.Z.!

C

Because of course Linda Ronstadt was an undocumented immigrant from Tucson who cleaned Jerry Brown’s house in between her singing of narcocorrido in the hideouts littering the Sonora – hideouts only located by the piles of skulls left over from the border assaults which she planned. Also.

Hey Meg, Jerry just blew by you.

…Wha?

That’s truly the sort of comment that can only come from years of brain damage induced by playing clown to a mix of horny frat boys, angry medicare scooter-Americans and armchair warriors, and then only after ingesting way too much coke cut with Robitussin.

Her next tweet will be the classic:

“I know you are but what am I? Touché!”

I’m certain that the Coulter-beast’s ancestors were on the “B” ship.(Cheers, Mr. Adams..)

Losers. You never know what’s going to come out of their ignorant pie holes.

It’s not a bad joke if Stephen Colbert had said it.

Ann Coulter, “You’re No Good”.

Well, Linda Ronstadt does speak spanish, and her face isn’t actually stretched out until she has to raise her hand to scratch her upper thigh, either of which would make you suspect in Ann Coulter’s world. Still, not sure Meg Whitman needs “supporters” making racist jokes about mexicans on her behalf right now…

Well, other than the fact Coulter made a remarkably stupid/incoherent attempt at neutralizing the issue by offering up a comparative equivalence, this may well have provided the final nail in Meg’s $120MM checkbook campaign and provided the definitive example of why Republican/Teabag immigration policy is so bad for this country. Keep talking Ann!

Weren’t these questions by AC just pillow talk at the end of a night of heavy beer bonging when she was getting some in’ n’ out at a party in the Village by an Ivy League conservative? The untwittered third question was “Can’t you pound it in any harder?

I get the impression that The Coultergeist might be having difficulty maintaining the “value” of her franchise. This post of hers – a tweet to boot! – has the mild stench of desperation. Not that I care about her fate – it would be interesting only as a signal of changes in the political environment – but I wonder how many invitations she is getting for speaking engagements, and the trending in the speaking fees she is able to finagle.

And you aren’t making proper note of Ms. Coulter’s contributions to Arizona (at least I’m pretty sure it was Arisona, maybe another western state.) According to an article in the NY Observer (?) she was the recipient of the highly prized Phelps-Dodge set aside for melanin-challenged, skinny girls in college, having claimed to have actually worked in the pit. No way she was the most qualified for that position on merit. Then again, maybe it had something to do with her father, a lawyer, being instrumental in the decertification of union representing the mine workers.

Article: Coultergeist http://www.observer.com/node/37827

the final nail in Meg’s $120MM checkbook campaign

Meg, this is the Death Panel calling. Your number has come up.

Also, when El Rushbo finally gets with the twittering can we just call his tweets farts?

Didn’t Ann Coulter have herpes for a while?

Sure that’s not “confusing” aphorisms?

A more dim-witted pair of bubble heads (Coulter, Lopez), I’ve never seen.

Coulter IS herpes.

If American-born Ronstadt speaks Spanish, she must have learned it after recording “Canciones De Mi Padre”. Her pronunciation/annunciation/syntax on that album is not that of a natural Spanish speaker.

Linda Ronstadt may be chunky, but she is as American as Ann Coulter, maybe moreso. Ann Coultergeist was born in Israel, wasn’t she?

Oh, come now. There is no need to libel Neanderthals like that.

I think I remember Ronstadt saying in an interview that she started learning to speak Spanish as an adult, but that she had grown up heraing it, and hearing the songs because her father loved them (hence the title of the album). Something llike that.

I’ve read all your suggestions as to Coulter’s meaning – it still makes no sense to me. I guess I’m just trying too hard to find something sensible in her tweet? Always a fruitless exercise with her.

Can’t we talk about something more pleasant than AC. Charles Manson’s next parole hearing perhaps?

“Manne” is just ticked off because Palin and O’Donnell have stolen her thunder. She just needs to see her name printed somewhere…it makes her feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Irrelevant and ignorant…just the way the GOP likes their women!