Crank Baggers

By: TBogg Tuesday October 19, 2010 11:03 pm

With the traditional first Monday in October start of the Supreme Court season begun, Clarence the Porn Clown Thomas’ wife, Teabaggin’ Virginia Thomas, was at loose ends with  nothing to do after a busy summer spent RV’ing to all the garden spot Walmart parking lots in America. Lighting up a Virginia Slims and polishing off [...]

MSNBC Demands Death Panel for Spastic Grifter Girl

By: TBogg Tuesday October 19, 2010 9:18 am

The Real America haters at lamestream media network MSNBC are demanding that something be done with teen-aged Alaskan baby pooper Bristol Palin so that they don’t have to watch her club footing her way trough their favorite teevee show, Spazzin’ With The D-List, anymore. Consider the filler-fest the hallmark of week five — too few [...]

Rand Paul Is A Filthy Genocidal Muslim Mudperson

By: TBogg Monday October 18, 2010 8:30 pm

Not really… but I don’t live in Kentucky, so what do I know. But I just wanted to say something really horrible about Rand Paul and I figured that calling Paul a sub-human tent-sniffing camel-rapist would not upset the delicate sensibilities of The New Republic’s Jonathan Chait since it has never stopped Chait from cashing [...]

Joe Miller Outsources Arresting Of Americans To His Bouncer Guys

By: TBogg Monday October 18, 2010 7:38 am

Unshaven Welfare King Joe Miller shows Carly Fiorina  the way a real man handles “political questions” by having his private security team grab an uppity reporter, handcuff him, and then forcibly take him to Joe Miller’s Secret Sodomy Basement located under his doublewide  Snow Castle where Joe and Todd Palin took turns “mushing the team” [...]

Carly Fiorina’s Underpants Gnome Budget

By: TBogg Sunday October 17, 2010 9:44 pm

Carly Fiorina, who is running for political office whether she knows it or not, does not want to answer your stupid   liberal  elitist so-called gotcha “political questions” even if you work for Fox (video below). WALLACE: But forgive me, Miss Fiorina, where are you going to cut entitlements? What benefits are you going to [...]

Sunday Night Basset Puppy Blogging

By: TBogg Sunday October 17, 2010 4:35 pm

Dave’s Not Here

By: TBogg Saturday October 16, 2010 11:44 pm

I guess local law enforcement is moonlighting trying to pick up a few extra bucks: A medical marijuana patient and a CityBeat advertising account executive both say that law-enforcement officers in plainclothes were posing as the “new management” of a Hillcrest pot collective today. The collective member, who asked not to be identified, said he [...]

Sarah Palin Kills Beloved Yankee Icon Yogi Berra

By: TBogg Saturday October 16, 2010 10:35 pm

Appearing In Anaheim while California lady candidates Carly Fiorina and Meg Whitman were busy elsewhere, ummm….okay, here we go:  washing their hair/ rinsing out a few things/getting vajazzled, Sarah Palin invoked the deathless words of Yogi Berra: The former vice presidential candidate addressed more than 2,000 supporters at a Republican National Committee rally in Orange [...]

Christine O’Donnell Is Surging In Jeffrey Lord’s Pants

By: TBogg Friday October 15, 2010 6:08 pm

Remember Jeffrey Lord? The guy who said that Shirley Sherrod’s story about a relative being lynched was a total lie because Bobby Hall was not strung up from a tree by a rope? No sir, a handcuffed Bobby Hall was actually pulled from a car at the courthouse and beaten to death by three men… [...]

If You Choose Not To Decide, You Still Have Made A Choice.

By: TBogg Friday October 15, 2010 3:45 pm

Scribbling notes on cheese-streaked Hot Pocket sleeves  and dropping them from his treehouse aerie in the thickly wooded forest of Galt’s Gulch, Matt Welch takes issue with Tunku Varadarajan who says that, as a libertarian, he kinda has a boner for that Sharron Angle lady who thinks that there should be no separation between church [...]

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