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Having learned the hard way, the usual gang of idiots over at National Review decided to have their fundraiser before they took off on their cruise on the SS Hayek Kayak, which means that they’ll have more walking around money for duty free alcohol and cigarettes.
And if you gave your last dime to NRO to prevent the shutdown of NRO’s William F. Buckley Jr. Memorial 24-hour Pudding Fountain, don’t worry… there will be twitter twats:
Just landed in Ft. Lauderdale for the NR (fundraising) post-election cruise. Will be sharing details from sessions with Rich Lowry, Andy McCarthy, Bing West, Scott Rasmussen, Ralph Reed, Ed Whelan, Karl Rove and so many more on Facebook, Twitter, and here. I know money is tight and it’s hard to get off work and school, and want to make sure you get to be a part of it, too.
Which means that you won’t be getting a t-shirt that says: I went on a cruise with Phyllis Schlafly and I all I got was this erectile dysfunction
(Updated) If you’re one of those twitter-twatting types with time on your hands, the National Review folks have created a Twitter hash tag (#nrcruise) to update the rubes their anxious left behind readers about all of the doings on the Lido deck. Please feel free to, oh, how should I put this … (make shit up) embroider tales of a more colorful and exciting ocean-going experience.
I know. I know. I am sooooooo totally immature.
Whatevs….
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Cruise ships are notorious incubators for disease. I hope they all come down with stomach flu after drinking from the chocolate fountain.
I assume Scott Rasmussen won’t have to buy his own drinks at the bar, since he was such a good boy and loyal functionary in his pre-election polling.
I can haz orggie on the good ship Perverted?
A word of advice to the Koch Kruizer Krew…do not get caught between Jonah and the buffet table when the dinner bell rings.
OMG, why did that make me think of
Augustus Gloop?
Indeed:
Is there any hope that this tub will break down in the middle of an oil slick? Please? With no tow boat able to reach them for 10 days or so? I’m kinda envisioning an oceanic Andes plane crash here. The Doughy Pantload alone could keep them fed for at least a week…
And take down a huge chunk of TBogg’s snark targets?
What?
Oh.
Apparently, even if The Good Ship PuddingPop goes kerploop, there’s still plenty of fun to be had at others’ expense (SmoothieMcJazznuts comes to mind)……..
Is this really K-Lo?
“Couple having a conversation around me as we’re pulling out of port is on the poison of socialism on the individ. Yup, right boat”
If so, I’d hate to see how this collection of anti-socialists will deal with a major calamity that requires, you know, some socialistic coordination. OTOH, a mini-Somalian response to a catastrophe by the NRO fanbots would prove to be quite illuminating as well. In that case, another word of advice to women and children (that includes you, Ms. K-Lo) on this cruise to nowhere – do not get between Jonah and the lifeboat should the ‘abandon ship’ order be given.
This is because they don’t have anybody to have Thanksgiving dinner with, innit? And they -strongly- disapprove of going down to St. Vincent de Paul and serving dinner to teh homeless?
LOL!
Totally awesome project.
Gratuitous, vanity twittering. That is so immature. Who should we follow?
On the plus side, Somali pirates would no doubt refuse to board the ship. Even they have standards.
Time for another cruise ship engine fire at sea. Then we can witness how these asshats will get back to port by ideologically-correct Randian methods not utilizing any Coast Guard, military or other government assistance. Or how quickly these selfishness-is-a-virtue scum would descend into Lord of the Flies savagery without any of those disdained ‘soshulist’ social collaboration skills.
I’m following JuiceBoxJesus who had a breakout game today! Rarely has a 1st round draft pick compiled stats like these:
1 pass, 3 yards, 1 touchdown
2 rushes, 2 yards, 1 touchdown
Holy Shit! So far the Broncs are paying about $500,000/TD or $100,000/rushing yard! Gooooo Jebuz!
FYI
joeyess is who brought us The Dirty F@#*ing Hippies Were Right! video.
I would pay cash money for this t-shirt. Someone make one, please.
How do I get a cool nickname like Bing?
The Doughy Pantload alone could keep them fed for at least a week…
Oh, I don’t know – most of that would render away when you grilled him, although I admit the meat would be pretty tender and juicy thanks to the marbling. Same goes for K-Lo. And J-Pod. And likely most of the paying cruisers, being Amuricans and all. Could likely keep the entire ship lit with oil lamps.
On the other hand, a Schlafly would require a completely different preparation, as being old and stringy she wouldn’t cook up well that way at all. I’d suggest a Coq au Vin style approach, like with old roosters, but in her case I guess it would be a Crank au Vin.
If the ship breaks down, they would resort to cannibalism within the first 15 minutes. It’s what Ayn Rand would have wanted.
Does anyone want to place bets on who would be the last person standing? My money is that the rescue ship would arrive 24 hours later, only to find a fully stocked freezer and K-Lo picking her teeth with the Pantload’s thigh bone
Michelle Malkin. Never underestimate that one when it comes to cunning ruthlessness.
And, I, too, want their ship to get into trouble so they can bravely refuse the help of any socialist agency. They would rather go down with the ship, daggummit. Wouldn’t they?
“Couple having a conversation around me as we’re pulling out of port is on the poison of socialism on the individ. Yup, right boat”
The port totally built and maintained by the free market, amirite?