Bristol can spell “you’re” correctly because she’s learned all about contractions. Willow has a year or two to go. Oh snap!

No jokes about confusing your and you’re? The grammar police will have you arrested for being an accomplice after the fact Mr. TBogg.

That’s three Palin Posts in a row, Mr. Bogginski. I take it that 2012 is in full swing.

Speaking of which, a friend of mine who is a teacher posted on Facebook: “One of my students asked why she should bother doing any work if the world is going to end in 2012. I told her that if we only have a year left we should make the most of it and for her that means doing her work.” No word on whether said student was named Willow.

Like there wasn’t enough to make fun of….

You have to be really low class to be too low class for DWTS and Bristol is all that and more. And by more, I’m referring to the 15 lbs of junklard she’s added to her frame while being on the show, which is a mean feat considering the calories dance rehearsals must burn.

Lessee, 15lbsX3500=52,500 calories in sugar and transfat. Ah well, when she fails DTWS she can always promote Doritos as an antidote to heart health.

Y’know, it was just a tween dust-up until Bristol jumped in. At that point it became clear that these two little rotten apples did not fall far from their mean spirited tree.

Wait until their mom’s oh-so-successful career takes a nose dive and she has to shill even harder for those conserva-pac donations. It won’t be too long, since that Fox video dissing her was “leaked”. Dumping Sarah is the new mission going into 2012, at least by the Republicans who know that Absolute Power is wasted in the hands of Absolute Trailer Trash.

Once mom is a Has-Been, Poor Willow won’t be going anywhere with her life. Sigh. She might even have to shut her FaceBook down. Or…how did she put it? “stfu’”.. Yes, that was it.

STFU! Smoothjazz b swoopin to beat down TBoggs 4 dissin his homeys sure nuf! LOL!

How soon before Willow fires her assistant for misuse of Mistress Willow’s FacieMcBook?

Track seems to be the only somewhat sane Palin. All he did was cut brake lines on school buses or some such juvenile prank….

First of all, the Best Post Title of 2010!! A truer neologism was never spoken. Secondly, great photoshop. Do you have the version that adds red-eye? You don’t? Now I’m really scared.

Thirdly, I remember reading SF stories where aliens came to earth and told us to shape up or the Galactic Congress would have us shot out of the sky. Then someone would say, but what about Bach and Shakespeare?? Hurrah, saved! Today, if I were a space alien I’d say fine, load the CDs onto my ship and then put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye. Your Fucking Idiot ratio is approaching singularity. If I don’t get back to Zarkon in the next half hour they’ll shoot me too.

Why do I find myself thinking of Tonya Harding?

Do we really want a porn to follow? Then again, it would get Rich Lowry excited.

Griftoisie – I am in awe, who could possibly repudiate this label?

Willow/Bristol are not following the script for America’s First Grizzly Mom’s charge to the 2012 GOP nomination. There will be Family Values damage control required. A little local B&E with a side of criminal mischief was manageable to contain….but that Facebook language is way too public and going viral.

Time for Willow to disappear for about 6 months….maybe a sympathy pregnancy can be arranged, just in time for the campaign.

Willow must be home schooled by what’s-his-name. What IS his name anyway? TLC is sooooo exciting, what with “50 Kids and Counting”, Kate and her brood, 2 of whom apparently were tossed out of school at the ripe age of 6, and now Sarah and her fabulous parenting skills. Exactly what are we supposed to be Learning on that channel?

Why do I find myself thinking of Tonya Harding?

Allow me to quote that elitist rag, the New Yorker:

TLC’s approach to programming is, in a nominal way, educational; if you don’t know any little people, or kids whose legs are fused, or families with nineteen children, you don’t really know what their lives are like. The shows are extremely invasive, though; TLC’s programming is all about babies, weddings, and families in extremis, and yet there’s something inhumane at the center of it all. It panders to our curiosity, allowing us to gawk at its subjects for as long as they are willing to be gawked at—which may be longer than is good for them. When it comes to Palin specifically, there is the fundamental problem that some of us don’t want to see or hear any more of her than we have to. And there are those whose objections have a physiological basis as well as an ideological one: the pitch and timbre of her voice, the rhythms of her speech, her syntax, and the way she coats acid and incoherence with cheery musical inflections join together in a sickening synergy that distresses the listener, triggering a fight-or-flight reaction. When Palin talks, my whole being wails, like Nancy Kerrigan after Tonya Harding’s ex-husband kneecapped her: “Why? Why? Why?”

That’s it, really. Regardless of everything else, it will all come down to the fact that Super Sarah’s vocal intonations are as annoying as fingernails on a chalkboard, and no one is going to want to listen to that, much less have it representing our fucked-up country, for four years.

I’m not certain about this, but I think the first place the “family photo” popped up was here – scroll about half-way down the page, if you dare.*

*Bear in mind that the website is called Something Awful, and the title of the post (I linked to page 15; the post starts here) is “Sarah Palin thinks photoshopping special needs babies is appalling”. Let’s just say the Photoshop Warriors over there happily picked up that gauntlet without shame or guilt. I found the post hilarious, but YMMV.

Meanwhile, KLo is “intensely curious” about the TSA’s crotch grab airport screening

She must be drinking ‘liberally’ at the NRO cruise ship bar.

…and “work my ass off”? Eh, not so much.

C’mon now. It must be from all the breastfeeding she’s been doing since Day 1 for the little fella.

Like her Mama Fizzly has done since the little special needs child was born, young Stamford has dedicated her life to her precious Gift From God. It’s a shame too, since just think how much these two elder Paylins could do if only they could travel constantly and have unlimited access to the MegaMedia, but instead they have to stay home and raise these babies, like good conservative, family values, christian woman always do.

STFU! Smoothjazz b swoopin to beat down TBoggs 4 dissin his homeys sure nuf! LOL!

LOL. That was rich. My Home Boys in Bed-Stuy & Brownsville use terms like MF & Faggot all the time to describe each other. Their Moms are not well known politicians so nobody cares. That language is par the course in Brooklyn.

We even use the “Bitch” term quite a bit: You know the term used by that Lib Hack Joy Behar to describe a female Rep candidate. Give the girl a break; She’s only 16. I know some teenage girls that use language even more crude, including my teenage daughter and her friends back in the day.

I can’t get the banjo music soundtrack for this post to play.

1 TLC episode down.
1 publicity train wreck for FamPalin.
5 episodes to go…

Dumping Sarah is the new mission going into 2012, at least by the Republicans who know that Absolute Power is wasted in the hands of Absolute Trailer Trash.

O’Keefe has been a busy little ratfucker, but has he had time to make the hit job video mash-up on Palin yet? The one that will get her ejected from the GOP inner circle PDQ, whenever the Secret Masters push the big red button.

It does make one wonder, what exactly COULD a hard core conservaGOPer do to get ejected from the Partei?

Sarah is having too much fun and making too much money. I don’t think this roadshow is ever going to close down. And should it? It’s, it’s the AMERICAN DREAM!

Can’t stay away, can you dear?

Have a nice cup of cocoa while you recover from the Kenny G beatdown you got from us nasty meanies. Here, I’ll even put on some Michael Bolton for you.

Will someone please save Piper while there’s still time?

Is Trig the only responsible adult in that family?

If TBogg had a Best Comment of the Day award, I would nominate this one.

After more users began to gang up on the Palins, Willow dropped another message that read, “Sorry that you guys are all jealous of my families success and you guys aren’t goin to go anywhere with your lives.”

Ahhh, it seems ‘success’ as defined by the grifter class has turned out to be a faggoty, dead-beat baby daddy, bitch. Real Americans should be able to grift in peace. Sort of like a foreclosing bank.
I’m sure the next thing we’ll hear is how the Bundy Palin family’s first amendment rights have been taken away.

“The Palins are beginning to make the Kardashians look like the Mitfords.”

So who’s sextape will be the first to drop, Bristol or Willow?

You know, just so I can cancel my subscription to the internet.

You’ll be as successful as my baby daddy…

And the kid probably thought “Keeewelll!”

lamestream gotcha socialist pedophile

Band name of the day.

A more effective method of showing viewer preference than a Nielsen box:

Prosecutors say a rural Wisconsin man blasted his TV with a shotgun after watching Bristol Palin’s “Dancing with the Stars” routine, sparking an all-night standoff with a SWAT team.

According to court documents, 67-year-old Steven Cowan became enraged while watching Palin dance on Monday evening. He felt Palin was not a good dancer.

Living in a country where the younger sister of a grifter is a pseudo-celebrity? Priceless. For everything else, there’s shotguns.

I went to a mostly-white Southern high school full of rich assholes, but damned if a lot of the girls weren’t smoking hot. So I have to shed a tear for the denizens of Wasilla if Bristol Palin is what passes for hot thereabouts.

Also, I don’t know if the Obamas believe in corporal punishment, but I’ll bet they’d start if Sasha or Malia ever uttered the words “baby daddy”, let alone with a possessive pronoun prepended.

More fun facts, both for real:

1. Bristol and her dance parter Mark Ballas are collectively referred to as “Team Ballin” by their fans.

2. An effort to stuff the digital ballot boxes on Bristol’s behalf is being led by none other than Tammy Bruce.

Remember when Barbie droned endlessly about “small town values” and “spend some time in Wasilla” in 2008? So I am givne to understand that wonderful small town values are: homophobia, vandalism, substance abuse, promiscuity, potty mouths, hypocrisy and “can dish it out but can’t take it”.

Once again, oh so proud to be a liberal, urban elite with my “bad” values of helping others, personal accountability–and oh, yes, grammar.

BTW, bonus points: apparently as the thread continued, one young lady was told to get over herself and not think she was “such a badass because she got away with running a meth lab”. Enterprising!!!

How do you know that junklard is the name of her next kid? It could just as easily be Azure Scaffold or Quatro Fun or Ham of Icky or Titan Outlook. Nobody knows the randomness of the Palin child name maker

Intrepid boy video reporter O’Keefe is busy right now attempting to diss the New Jersey Teachers’ Union by getting one of its members drunk. The perv just never changes his MO.

What’s funny is that he has no idea of what can happen to him when the spicy combination of “union” and “New Jersey” are attacked by weasels like kim. His last video will be of himself, sleeping with the fishes.

I’m afraid that train has left the station already. There was a very brief window when McCain first dragged that family onstage that Piper had a chance to be saved, but everyone was too wrapped up in watching her mother her baby brother while the adults ignored the lot of them. Now she’s a child growing up in the lap of luxury, and all her role models are women you don’t want your son bringing home to dinner.

That title is deeply offensive to the bourgeoisie. The bourgeoisie doesn’t have its daughters knocked up by working-class studs (and if that ever happens, it knows what to do about it). The bourgeoisie has its sons knock up working-class daughters.

Speaking of scary family photos, here’s one to keep you up at night.

Do the “Hoarders” shows run on TLC?

Seems about right.

Quick, TBogg, Gawker has the the Sarah Book. I am so excited thrills are going up and down my leg. It opens with a quote by Tom Paine, that athiest revolutionary. It has American Idol, Murphy Brown, Helen Keller and baby killing liberal leftists.

I’m predicting that Sarah declares a run for presidency soon as her little travel bog is over.

What better way to ensure she stays in the news. And, — Bonus! — using her PAC, it won’t cost her a dime. So, there’s that to “look forward to”. Of course, she’ll drop out sometime during the primaries for “family reasons.” After she’s scooped the pool.

if you examine the photo — or the larger version 2 posts down — you’ll notice there is something subtly wrong with their eyes. that makes it their best feature, imho. there’s a lot more wrong with this family, but none of it is subtle.

My Home Boys in Bed-Stuy & Brownsville use terms like MF & Faggot all the time to describe each other.
…
We even use the “Bitch” term quite a bit

Well, as a faggot, I confess I use the word bitch to describe you and your friends as well. Usually following the words “dumb, conservative”….

It’s a nice photo. It was taken just after the witch hunter worked his mumbo jumbo.

You should have seen them before. They were a wreck.

T Man. I thought you were in San Diego?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/man-shoots-tv-over-bristol-palin-dancing

milhouse911 – I’m certain that someone photoshopped the picture to give them those creepy eyes.

Splooge Mom Square Dance saves TeeVee!

… Or not…

Frank must have an artifical leg. You know, for the artifical thrills. Hehehe.

Bristol and Willow have grown up in a family of haters.