The as-yet unknocked-up Palin daughter (no, not the little one… the B&E one) demonstrates that thin skin runs in the family when one of the  common riffraff of Wasilla goes all Tom Shales on ShoutyFace about Sarah Palin’s Goodtime Snowbilly Grifter Hour of Alaska Stuff :

During the premiere of “Sarah Palin’s Alaska” Sunday night — a boy named Tre who went to school with the Palin kids wrote a status update that read, “Sarah Palin’s Alaska, is failing so hard right now.”

Normally a Palin would respond by pointing out that Tre is some kind of lamestream gotcha socialist pedophile, but Willow is just a teenager so she takes the high road with all of the grace and droll wit that we have come to expect of the children who are The Future of This Great Country of Ours:

The comment sparked an intense response from Willow — who replied on the boy’s wall, “Haha your so gay. I have no idea who you are, But what I’ve seen pictures of, your disgusting … My sister had a kid and is still hot.”

Willow followed up that comment with another that read, “Tre stfu. Your such a f**got.”

For those keeping score at home:

stfu = shut the fuck up
f**got = faggot

(Jesus, for a gossip sheet, the people at TMZ  sure are p**sy a*s b**ches.)

Then  Bristol  Palin put down the block of cheese she was eating and joined in the fun:

Bristol Palin also got in on the smacktalk — writing a message to Tre saying, “You’re running your mouth just to talk sh*t.”

Eventually, a message board war erupted — and Bristol took aim at another person named Jon — saying, “You’ll be as successful as my baby daddy, And actually I do work my ass off. I’ve been a single mom for the last two years.”

Two things: she actually said “baby daddy” and “work my ass off”? Eh, not so much.

Then the class war began:

After more users began to gang up on the Palins, Willow dropped another message that read, “Sorry that you guys are all jealous of my families success and you guys aren’t goin to go anywhere with your lives.”

The Palins are beginning to make the Kardashians look like the Mitfords.