The sober and introspective Perfesser’s well thought-out response to all things geopolitical:
JUST WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW: North Korea fires artillery barrage on South. If they start anything, I say nuke ‘em. And not with just a few bombs. They’ve caused enough trouble — and it would be a useful lesson for Iran, too. We can’t afford another Korean war, but hey, we’re already dismantling warheads. . . .
Shorter:
Hiroshima Mon Amour bitchez.




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the sociopathy is strong in this one
In keeping with “all things $arah at casa Tbogg” week, is their anything more frightening than President Palin with the nuclear football within an arm’s reach?
Well, hell. Why bother going through N. Korea to teach Iran a lesson? Can we just cut to the chase and nuke N. Korea, Iran, Northwest Pakistan, Northern Yemen and Somalia? I mean, if they tick us off, just nuke the assholes. Why don’t they understand that God is on our side and we are all thing righteous and never make mistakes?
Okay, so we paid off an imposter in Afghanistan. We got that wrong. Anyone could make that mistake. He had a turban on and said he was a Taliban leader. I mean, he promised. He pinky swore!
And, I’m sure neighboring countries won’t mind about the fallout drifting across their borders. We’ll just tell Google to re-draw the borders. Problem solved.
Typical response from this turd and his ilk.
No, there’ll be no danger to the 35,000 U.S. troops based a stone’s throw from the border. And China won’t mind a little fall out for the next few generations. Nah.
Nuking Iran’s always a possibility for these asshats, as well.
I guess looking at maps and considering literal and figurative “fall out” is the pussy, elitist approach. What’s a few dozen-million dead and poisoned when you’ve got a country to “take back” in 2012?
And this clown is a law professor somewhere? Sweet Rosie O’Grady!!
Of course, North Korea would never retaliate against Japan. And we all know China would just watch the whole thing. Obviously, there (note correct usage of “there”) is 0% chance that Russia would get involved. I sincerely doubt that it would be the start of World War III.
And we could pay for it all with a tax cut for the rich!
Il s’appelle Chappaquiddick?
(Il etait un liberal, mais depuis 9/11, il est scandalise par Chappaquiddick.)
Seriously, there’s a word for what Reynolds is proposing (note the “not with just a few bombs”). That word is genocide.
Heh, nuclear apocalypse indeed.
If the thought of this wasn’t disturbing enough, the above ‘Before and After’ photo showing what radiation poisoning did to that poor bunny on the right should give us all pause. It’s truly heartbreaking.
I’m not saying
wehundreds of thousands of innocent Korean civilians wouldn’t getourtheir hair mussed …Why, what could possibly go wrong with such a plan? Make this guy king of the World, stat!
Nuclear fallout is something only liberal elitist intellectuals think about. We REAL Americans don’t believe in it so it doesn’t really exist.
Let’s say the worst happened and N Korea invades S Korea.
Someone explain to just what an American would be giving his or her life for if we responded? South Korea? To stop North Korea from world conquest, as though that were possible much less intended?
The Cold War has been over for some time now.
Hot dog guy from Cornell Laws School weigh in yet? Any word from the bower of Ann Althouse? How come no one ever asks Monica Goodling and Brad Schlozman about this stuff? And nothing on the legal views of Professor Gonzales? I know I can get terrif economics from Meggs and swell kkkhristian humanism from Rose Douthat, but I like some variety on the legal side. Mavbe Jonah and Ramesh could co chair sumpin sumpin legal for us. What happened to that obnoxious 14 year old had a law “consulting” biz? We should get him, too. Hell, maybe by now Gnat is a law student. Some of the Cox Gurdon kidz, 2.
Crazy and stupid is not a viable combination. This asshat wants to nuke a country the size of Pennsylvania or Mississippi into oblivion and thinks this will cause no problems? No troubling effects on say South Korea or China? Can we revoke his permit to go outside without a keeper?
If you read the update to that post, you’ll see that Glenn got an e-mail from a guy explaining all the reasons why nuking North Korea would be a bad idea and recommending a propaganda campaign as a more effective (and less homicidal) solution. Insty’s response (in so many words) was “Eh…I like my idea better.”
Leaving aside the whole “Nuking Korea would accomplish nothing” thing, I’d like to note that there are many countries that would be upset over having nukes dropped on their neighbors. I used to live a few miles from the DPNK, and I gotta tell you, a uranium-saturated cloud showering the place with radioactive rain would have just ruined the fuck out of my day.
I seeee. Use it or lose it, eh? Then a hearty “Indeed” in response to this reader response,
Isn’t this what the cold was was all about dimwits?
Oh, and I see Mr. Instapundit likes music. No word if he likes Kenny G or not.
Il etait un liberal, mais depuis 9/11, il est scandalise par Chappaquiddick.
For some reason, I find this fort amusant. It has a certain, how you say, “I do not know what.”
Leave Putzy alone. He’s probably grumpy because Dr. Mrs. Putz is making him watch football this weekend instead of going to the Black Friday sale at Williams-Sonoma.
Seriously? When the fuck did, “Bomb the hell out of them” become a viable answer to every international problem?
The bomb bay doors are open.
I’m sure the Chinese won’t mind a little megatonnage on their immediate next-door neighbor. After all, it’s not like they got into that other Korean War.
Oh, wait. . .
Snap! FTW
Now you know why he is the Beauchamp Brogan Distinguished Professor of Law at the University of Tennessee.
Sure thing Hindy, and Terri Schiavo was a chained ballerina.
Who’s Harvey’s imaginary friend?
Good Lord!
Does you has nuclear-meltdown-in-a-can, Michael?
1) Sarah Palin in your kitchen with a knife.
and
2) Ragin’ Todd Palin getting all “man-up mothafucker” on your ass because he thinks you’re staring at his wife (when, actually, you are staring at his wife because the crazy bitch has got a knife).
and
3) Willow “The Enforcer” Palin looking for a meat tenderizing mallet to cap your knees with because you’re telling her mom she’s “batshit crazy and put the fucking knife down” (you may have also mumbled something about her sister being plump).
and
4) Bristol Palin (oblivious to knife-wielding-psycho-mom-sow AND methed-up-rage-king pa AND future-ax-murderer-little-hate-bomb sis) lunging towards your Thanksgiving dinner…
Makes a nuclear holocaust sound positively refreshing compared to a day in McPalinLand…..
Your friendly TSA Agents have your protection well in hand. For FREEDUM!
When the fuck did, “Bomb the hell out of them” become a viable answer to every international problem?
Spanish Civil War would be my guess….
With each passing day, I am becoming more convinced that EVERY post-apocalyptic, totalitarian, anarchistic film and/or book I’ve ever seem or read was actually prescient, visionary and, unfortunately, true.
“Tax cuts for the rich”
Yeah, Baby!
Oh wait I aint rich…but maybe someday!
That is a parody site. See: snopes.com
If they start anything, I say nuke ‘em.
So, if we were to start something…?