If Mark Halperin wrote for TMZ this is exactly the post that he would write:
Two Years Later: Sarah Palin Has Come A Long Way From The Slaughtered Turkey Video
Look how far Sarah Palin’s come. It was only two year (sic) ago that the former Vice Presidential candidate — and then Alaskan Governor — was giving her first post-election interview just a few feet from turkeys getting slaughtered – a PR nightmare that some though (sic) showed her naivete. Cut to two year (sic) later, Ms. Palin is the star of her own hit reality show, a best-selling author, a legitimate 2012 presidential candidate and a political force that the (sic) has put the established political class back on their heels.
Remember, the accepted media narrative at that time was that Palin didn’t possess the intellectual heft to be a serious candidate for high office.
If by “media narrative” you mean “voters“:
Two days after Sarah Palin fired up a large crowd at Glenn Beck’s Restoring Honor rally in Washington, a newly released survey suggests a clear majority of Americans don’t think the former vice presidential nominee has the right credentials to be president.
According to the new survey from Vanity Fair and CBS News’ 60 Minutes, only 1 in 4 of all adults thinks Palin is qualified to be commander-in-chief while 60 percent say she is not.
By a narrow 47-40 percent margin however, Republicans do feel Palin has the right stuff to be president. But self identified conservatives – constituting the segment of the GOP largely thought to most favor the former Alaska governor – are essentially split 41-40 percent on her abilities to govern the country.
What may also be troubling for the former Alaska governor if she finds herself in a general election matchup, 3 in 5 independent voters don’t think Palin is qualified while only 21 percent do. Among moderates, the numbers are even worse with 70 percent reporting they lack confidence in Palin.
Predictably, the numbers are most dire for the former vice presidential nominee among self-identified Democrats: 3 in 4 say Palin isn’t up to the responsibilities of the Oval Office.
Seriously, if Colby wants to write about multi-media stars flashing above the firmament he should probably start here and work his way up slowly. In fact, this could very well pass for a Sarah Palin quote:
Your fans know your story, why tell them again in a book?
I don’t know if they know it completely. I’ve never gotten the chance to really tell them myself. I’ve told them in interviews and people have written articles, but it’s not really from me. I was able to write all my thoughts down and basically tell them, basically, how I’m feeling, you know? Just different stuff like that.
Throw in an ‘also’ and a ‘too’ and you’ve got a Facebook post….




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Awful.
I think I need to look at some Wembley and/or Fenway pretty soon.
Where the hell is that picture from? Gotta be some sitcom, but I don’t recognize it.
I do have a suggestion for a caption: Get stuffed!
I didn’t know Colby was an ESL student! And to think he is publishing his work for the public to see his progress…look at how far he has come in
two yearsa lifetime.Fawlty Towers.
How does a ghostwritten book that’s more fiction than the Twilight series and a TV show that’ll be canceled when the last rube realizes she’s not going to skinny dip on screen, how does any of that show “intellectual heft?” It just shows supreme griftability, but is that really a quality we’re supposed to be looking for in a preznit? Oh, wait, I forget, this is the US of A, so maybe she DOES have what it takes… sigh.
One always hesitates to contradict anyone on FDL but that’s Mr Bean, not Fawlty Towers.
Mr Bean Christmas
Please, dear god, post pictures of the doggies.
See, I always thought Sarah Palin would go the way of those turkeys on WKRP in Cincinnati.
“Oh, she’s plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! Oh, the humanity! She hit the ground like a sack of wet cement! Not since the Hindenburg tragedy has there been anything like this!”
Meanwhile, over in the corner, the Tea Party quivers in a mixture of terror and impotence screaming “As God as my witness, I thought Sarah Palin could fly!”
This is nearly as much fun if Colby doesn’t come here and say all of you $%$^@ @#+#@$ ^&#+*& *@#$&%s are just engaging in name-calling.
Happy Thanksgiving, y’all. Too. Also.
Happy T-Day to all. And Beiber sure sounds like Palin….am I missing something here? Or is this the point?
I don’t think the wee lad’s recovered from the previous bit of butthurt TBogg and Company administered to him.
Colby = choad
Nothing says “intellectual heft” like clubbing a halibut to death on TV. Edmund Burke did it all the time.
Looks like Colby is engaged with his own laughing gallery over at Meidaaiaiaite, or whatever it’s called.
Shorter Colby: Hey, sure she looked incredibly stupid with the turkey think. But now, since she donned the eyepatch and put a cork on the end of her fork, she hasn’t poked herself in the eye, in like, hours!
Thanks. I didn’t think that was John Cleese, although it isn’t hard to imagine him doing such a scene.
Prefer wensleydale to colby any day….
Impressed that Tbogg got Matt Taibbi to show up and chat…stil bummed I missed it playing frolf…like a bad seinfeld episode.
“Basically” her show is not a hit. She lost half her audience in the second week. And she can’t “refudiate” that.
going to sit by the fire and drink beer
She’s gone from axing turkeys to clubbing haddock. I’m not sure I see progress.
Apparently Sarah just can’t quit the habit.
Boy, she sure does use the money to make herself a celebrity. Soon we will be seeing her in GE commercials. Next thing ya know, she’ll be the GOP candidate for Prezqueen.
Black Adder kicks Mr. Bean’s Ass. He did it for the kids and the lbs.
Is that Mr. Bean with the turkey on his head? A male Palin if ever I saw one.
Mr. Bean has a sweetness about him that Palin could never even pretend to have. The episode in the church where he could not find a hanky is the funniest.
First thing, who the heck are the one in four Democrats that think she has what it takes to be Prez?
We ran this experiment two years ago, and she will not take direction from campaign staff. Now, perhaps she is adjusting to working with staff, perhaps the McCain staff were not to her liking. Perhaps this time it would be different, but I’ll believe it when I see it.
She could win Iowa, South Carolina, Alaska (maybe), Utah/Idaho/Wyoming (if Romney isn’t running), maybe she could win Oklahoma.
I just don’t see her having the discipline to win primaries in any big states – Texas, California, New York, Illinois, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Florida. Without those she wouldn’t have any chance at all. The Republican primaries are winner-take-all, and the whole schedule is front-loaded to converge on a candidate quickly. I just don’t see any way that she gains any significant number of delegates.
Also, I don’t think she actually wants to be Prez. She’s in it for the money. Which is OK. She might make a vanity run, like Buchannan, for the publicity, but her chances at the nomination are between slim and none.
British tee vee is really bad. Except Top Gear is Ok occasionally. One episode is really cool, when the Top Gear guys almost get killed in Alabama. The took the video away except for this site.
“Are you all gay looking to see how long it takes to get beat up in a hick town?” “No we’re not.”
The ones that like Lieberman and Bloomberg, I think.
And I doubt that Sarah could win Iowa without getting a new brain. (Oklahoma yes, Kansas probably.)
Her real competition will be Haley Barbour – they’re cut from the same cloth.
I can see the back-and-forth between them during GOP debates:
Barbour: “Well, at least my terms in office are not measured only in fractions.”
Joe Lieberman, Blanche Lincoln, Evan Bayh, Arlen Specter. Oh dear. You mean there are more than four? I must have misunderstood…
Sarah Palin reminds me Eva Peron. Eva wound up running Argentina briefly, and is still a Peronist “saint”. Eva turned her weaknesses into traits that swayed the Descamisados into adoring her. Because of this, Sarah Palin concerns me …
They must have gotten it wrong. It should have been One to four Democrats think she has what it takes….
The staying power of Palin is easily over come with antacids.
I wouldn’t underestimate Pain. I stopped at my local Christian book store (part of a national chain) to pick up some Advent candles yesterday, I’ve never been in the store before but it was packed with people at 8:30 PM. There were 2 huge displays of her book, with many already being sold and another 2 of Bush’s memoir. The books were being hawked at the register too. It was totally creepy and made me deeply uncomfortable to see these books being sold in a religious bookstore — she has much clout among these people and there are millions of them.
By a narrow 47-40 percent margin however, Republicans do feel Palin has the right stuff to be president. But self identified conservatives – constituting the segment of the GOP largely thought to most favor the former Alaska governor – are essentially split 41-40 percent on her abilities to govern the country.
Who needs qualifications to be a conservative Republican president? Reagan and Dubya showed that you didn’t need any–just let the men in the suits behind the scenes write the policies and write the speeches. In fact, it’s probably better if you’re so stupid to be totally clueless about what’s really being done to America–that way, you can come across to the voters as a genuinely “nice guy”.
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