Wembley wakes me up every morning at 4:02am to go for a walk. Not 4 or 4:13 or 4:22, oh no…. 4:02 on the nose. Without fail. I’ve reached the point where I’ve started to wake up at about 3:55 and I just lay there and wait for him to wake up, stretch, slide off [...]

Oh, please, oh, please… Sarah Palin says she is seriously considering a run for the White House, and she believes she could beat President Obama in 2012, the former Alaska governor told ABC News’ Barbara Walters. “I’m looking at the lay of the land now, and … trying to figure that out, if it’s a [...]

Charlie Pierce on Heath Shuler: ….a man who has found two careers in which his most remarkable accomplishment is consistently throwing the ball to the wrong team. Mike Hale of the NY Times on Skyline: Trapped inside what looks like a Marina del Rey condo complex, the principals raise and lower the blinds, run up [...]

Aren’t you glad this isn’t another post about She Who Won’t Fucking Go Away? I know I am. So let’s Random Ten on our iPod Machines, but before that, I just want to say that I finally got through to download the new Girl Talk and….very awesome. Complete sample listing here which, to be honest, [...]

The as-yet unknocked-up Palin daughter (no, not the little one… the B&E one) demonstrates that thin skin runs in the family when one of the  common riffraff of Wasilla goes all Tom Shales on ShoutyFace about Sarah Palin’s Goodtime Snowbilly Grifter Hour of Alaska Stuff : During the premiere of “Sarah Palin’s Alaska” Sunday night [...]

You know who also doesn’t like Sarah Palin, besides everybody? Well, sure, there is Hitler. But also Alaskans: PPP’s final six state level 2012 GOP primary surveys, conducted right before this month’s election, find Mitt Romney strong in another key early state, Sarah Palin weak at home, and Newt Gingrich’s only first place finish out [...]

As you may have heard on the internets  and the television box, Sarah Palin’s new docudrama comedy show premiered on TLC last night; TLC being just like the BET network, but for white people who like everything about BET except for all of the negroes. You, being a person of superior taste, probably did not [...]

Sarah Palin’s merkin-faced boyfriend is probably out of the running for yet another civil service job because Alaskans hate Palin/Miller so much that they learned to more or less spell Lisa Murkowski’s name so that Miller would only be third runner-up in the Miss Wasilla pageant or something. More than 98,500 write-in ballots were cast, [...]

You do know that you can get one of these for your very own, don’t you?

Having learned the hard way, the usual gang of idiots over at National Review decided to have their fundraiser before they took off on their cruise on the SS Hayek Kayak, which means that they’ll have more walking around money for duty free alcohol and cigarettes. And if you gave your last dime to NRO [...]