Captured by Instaputz: Not so long ago: Rick Warren’s Saddleback Church In Desperate Fundraising Appeal After Collection Plates Run Dry Dear Saddleback Family, THIS IS AN URGENT LETTER unlike any I’ve written in 30 years. Please read all of it and get back to me in the next 48 hours. I have thrilling news to [...]

(Added below) Over at the awkwardly named Mediaite, Pop-Up Video purveyor Colby Hall (who is the Jay Rosen of media analysis for people who find Marmaduke too abstruse) heard in the lamestream media about how ex-President Barack Obama is going to spend the country’s last 20 billion dollars and whatever change is in the ashtray [...]

Lost in all of the post-election analysis and hoo-hah is the inspiring tale of the death of Andrew Breitbart’s 1st Amendment rights, when ABC totally  cock-blocked his opinions, and how this affront to freedom and our fighting men and women has inspired the unpaid drones at his Big Stupid Journalism/Government/Chalupa/Racist sites to be even more [...]

First off, Christine O’Donnell went full Bump-it this morning when she voted but she forgot her slutty half-term governor glasses so voters said “no candy for you.” Secondly, I’m on vacation in Phoenix (where the temperature is currently, like, 137 degrees) and I am seriously not going to put any real effort (like I ever [...]

So I’m sitting here in St. George Utah which is God’s Waiting Room (and I know this because I’m off to Phoenix tomorrow, which is my personal version of Hell) and I’m checking out this and reading that all about Tuesdays election and how it’s going to be a wipeout/tsunami/blimp-blowing-up-oh-the-humanity moment for the Democrats and [...]