Ah Christmas time. Just as surely as television  reruns classics like A Charlie Brown Christmas, A Christmas Story, and Sarah Palin’s Winter Wonderland of Airborne Wolf-Shootin’ , we can expect McMegan to once again tell the bright-eyed  children of America to suck it up; Santa ain’t bring you shit this year.

McMegan might have had a bit more sympathy for the kids if one of them had asked for something sensible like pink Himalyan salt or a silicon oyster fork instead of a winter coat  but, alas, McMegan is  a really horrible terrible awful selfish person who derives great personal satisfaction from the misfortunes of the less deserving.

Bless her two sizes too small heart.