Just to be clear, I would be quite pleased to see my Bill Kristol Is Invited to Eat A Bag Of Salted Dicks post win The Daily Dish “Moore Award“. It’s not that I need the recognition or the award to fill up some empty space in my life or on my shelf. Jeebus knows, my mantle is already packed with a couple of Koufax awards and some blog/web award-thingy to go along with my 2006 BET Entertainer of the Year award, my Outland trophy, and a half dozen or so Greater Northern Iowa Duck Call Competition medals (le Croix de Quacke).
No, the important thing is that more people need to become aware of the fact that Bill Kristol is not always wrong about everything, but that there are consequences to his wrongness. And while some people may be rightly offended that the post is categorized as an example of “divisive, bitter and intemperate left-wing rhetoric” I have enough faith in humanity to believe that, at the end of the day, all reasonable people will agree that Bill Kristol is a horrible person who, at the very least, should be shunned by polite and not-so-polite society.
Also, that he should die is a spectacularly humiliating fashion.
Is it irresponsible to wish for that? It would be irresponsible not to…




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Voted for a certain master of the hounds. Happily.
I can’t believe you found a picture of him without the s**t-eating grin. You’re just a softie after all.
I can’t believe you found a picture of him without the s**t-eating grin.
I was just thinking the same thing. This must be the only known photograph of that anal event horizon not smirking.
BTW, TBogg is in 2nd place thanks to my vote.
Hear, hear. From promoting actual deaths by playing a key role in killing any health care plan for the uninsured for decades, to the thousands of deaths caused by his pet Iraq project, to the executions of millions of innocent brain cells at their exposure to his most egregious responsibility, Sarah Palin, Kristol couldn’t be more suited to being invited to eat something disgusting. If he could swallow his own soulless self that would be ideal.
Got my vote, too, but you’ll need a lot of help to catch Olbermann.
Mush! Mush, you tbogganers! We’re closing in on the Olberbeast!
Fight! (ahem)
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war
Just make sure you don’t trip over their ears..
I propose our own contest, to pick the best, most spectacularly humiliating death we could hope for Mr. Kristol.
Cancer of the rectum? Cardiac arrest while wearing a hood, playing “Gitmo detainee” with Jim Guckert as the guard?
The possibilities are limitless.
In that picture Bill looks like he’s just had his lips done (badly). Thing is, you just can’t put it past guys like him to actually get his vermilion border punched up.
I voted. I don’t normally. But you asked. Just promise to post a picture of your award in its pride of place next to your Croix des Quacks.
I was just thinking of an updated version of “It’s a Wonderful Life” which ends with the line “Teacher says every time you vote for tbogg Bill Kristol gets a rectal polyp.”
dude you’re surging! from way downtown, BANG!
I cast my vote for Bloody Billy choking on a bag of salted dicks in public.
Up to 23%, panting down the neck of Olbermann at 26%. The Big Mo is with the Man With the Bassets. Moar voting!
“Up to 23%” Jeez, how many times do I have to vote to get you to first?!
And being the good *Christian* that I am, I don’t want to see Bloody Bill dead. Just confined to riding in an unarmored Humvee for all eternity through Baghdad while IEMs periodically explode underneath him.
Oh yeah, and he never gets to change his pants.
The numbers on the vote have changed a lot in just the last 45 minutes, so get out there and vote! It might be your last chance to vote for something sane in the next 2 years…
OK, I voted, and I’m glad, but ….. Just to comment on the significance of this poll, note that Digby trails Joy Behar.
I vote for his death by cess-pool drowning. It just suits him.
26% – 24%, almost there!
I voted again for you. You’re almost there!
Someone needs to explained the inclusion of Amanda Marcotte on that list. David Brooks wonders whether Sondra Bullock would be happier without an Oscar and a sucessful acting career but with a sucessful marriage. Amanda Marcotte, pointing to that, as well as to Brooks’ inability to view Nancy Pelosi as a powerful, successful woman, accuses Brooks of sexism.
That’s it? That’s what it takes to get the civility police all in your shit? I mean, at least TBogg was calling for someone to fucking die. Sullivan is upset at Marcotte for calling the obviously sexist David Brooks a sexist? On the intertubes? That’s the real head scratcher, right there.
25%-24%.
Bogg, you’re almost over the hump.
You can say “shit” on this site.
False equivalency is the explanation. It shows that Sully has to really dig to find nominations on the left.
I just voted for you 7 times, and got you up to 25% – you’re now even – but people should keep voting because Olbermann fans are not going to give up without a fight!
Tied @ 25%.
Shunning would be ideal, but the Wingnut Welfare Apparatus won’t let that happen. Sometimes I wonder about selling out, writing canned drivel, then getting a cushy sinecure as a Senior Scholar, or a Visiting Fellow at some lowbrow, Koch-funded think tank. It looks so easy.
Hey, I just voted and he was tied with Olbermann.
Even better are the nominations for the Yglesias Award. Here is Sully’s definition:
The Yglesias Award is for writers, politicians, columnists or pundits who actually criticize their own side, make enemies among political allies, and generally risk something for the sake of saying what they believe.
The list of where these ten brave, rebel souls hail from breaks down as follows: 2 Fox News, 2 The Corner, 1 NRO, 1 Politico, 1 The Agenda, 1 New Republic, SnoSnookie on Facebook, and Michelle O’bama because she said she likes Brooklyn pizza.
Reading through their daring deeds I see Krautheimer stood up to John Bolton by saying they needed to send in more spies before bombing Iran to smooth glass, and Sarah bucked her own fans by saying a crazy preacher maybe – but not necessarily – shouldn’t burn korans in Florida.
Gosh, it’s almost Pickett’s charge up Cemetary Ridge. Without the courage. Or bloodshed. Or death.
Sully is a pretentious fool.
Woo-hoo! Onward to victory for the glorious peoples.
I haven’t been involved in fixing an election since 1969 (shenanigans in the student union, as friends of mine tried to get me elected and I fought against it). I’d forgotten how much fun it could be.
26 fucking percent!!11!
I voted and then, um, went to wash my hands. Came back and tbogg was ahead of KO. Just WOW. I think I’ll go vote again.
Sullivan spreads TBoggery to a wider audience with his silly award. Yeehaw.
Just voted for the 2nd time for u Tbogg, you’re ahead of Keith and the idiots there haven’t setup the poll to deny any multiple vote attempts.
sweet. I think you’ve got it.
Also, that he should die is a spectacularly humiliating fashion.
Pied to death would be awesome.
Being teabagged by thousands of tea partiers would also be fitting. And well earned!
Just fuckin wow!
T-Bo is in the lead (throwing for 308 yards…whoops, wrong thread).
Let’s hear it for Tim Tebowgg!
We are prepared to challenge the write-ins in every district courts, appeals courts, and food courts from coast to coast.
27% to 25% for Keith. have voted for you 5 times now Tbogg. double sweet. LOL
tbog,tbawg,Teebogggg,teebawg,teaboggMurkowski
Salted Dicks?
Is that sea salt and what other flavor is there?
27-24. Gotta keep it out of the hands of the Supremes.
Now 28%-24%. Woooooooot!
Bill Kristol will always be able to teach at Harvard. They love him there. Seriously.
The Kennedy School would wet themselves to have Sarah Palin as a fellow for a semester. Also. Too.
Remember, Bill O’Reilly got a mid-career MA from the Kennedy School. He’s a Harvard intellectual.
Shit.
Tbogg, top dog, surges to a commanding lead!
Yeah!
Yes, Sully, because TBogg telling the truth is divisive.
Although I am sadden (even disgusted really) that TBogg would follow-up by saying, Also, that he should die is a spectacularly humiliating fashion
without adding before 2011 arrives.
~ Harry R. Sohl
Okay, I voted twice. I think winning the Moore award would be cool. I’m just glad you’re not up for the Malkin. No way could I vote for that.
I voted for you three times. You can thank me when you win (you’re now at 30%, Olbermann is next at 23%). I guess I’ll have to wait until next year to vote for John Cole.
Incidentally, I think I disagreed before about the composition of Bill Kristol but I’ve got to say that now I see it. In that particular picture, with the florid complexion and the tension in his face, the sphincter quality just shines through.
I just thought he was drunk when it was taken.
It’s possible… However, I always thought that he looks like the type that gets giggly when he’s drunk. Sort of a high pitched giggle. Then he starts referring to Juan Williams as “my main man” and gives Dana Perino big sloppy hugs. Ugh. I’ve gone too far. I’ll never be able to sleep tonight.
Esp. this particularly fine post. It demands as wide a distribution as possible.
When do the polls close?
Sully can’t hear you. He’s too busy lighting fatties in P-town.
Pink Himalayan, of course, courtesy of Meggsy McGargle.
Salted dicks are too good for Kristol. Dying in a spectacularly humiliating fashion is too good for Kristol. Prometheus got his liver gnawed at by an eagle eternally and all he did was steal fire from the gods. What Kristol did was much more destructive.
Voted for TBogg again. Now at 30% compared to KeithO’s 23%!
Also read the clips that got the other nominees into the contest. Sheesh. And a couple of those up for the Malkin award – false equivalency, indeed.
I was gratified to see the very lowest score is Amanda Marcotte’s calling David Brooks sexist – demonstrating to my satisfaction that at least Sully’s readers can recognize a sexist pig, if he can’t.
I can’t believe they set up a poll on a political blogging site without any measures to keep people from voting multiple times. Hey Sully, 1995 called and they want their cutting edge HTML form back.
Y’know, TBogg, you’re driving traffic over to that horrid Daily Dish site.
I’ve never before visited that realm, and don’t plan to ever again — unless there’s another poll.
You can stop and visit Ta-Nahesi Coates’s blog while you’re there – that is definitely worth your time.
TNC is going on sabbatical again – so his blog will be occupied by people who can’t write nearly as well and don’t have ideas nearly as interesting. Meanwhile, the margin is now TBo at 32% and KO receding into the distance at 22% – his fans still have 3 days to stage an upset though, so don’t stop voting yet.
Two wetsuits and a dildo?
Marcus Linicus Crassus.
33% to 22%, TBOGG’s favor, as of a minute ago. Sorry Keith, I’ll take any wish for Bill Kristol to eat shit (or salted dicks) and die over any riff on any other wingnut.
By the by, just re-read the entry and I think it’s not only fair but has a certain delicate tone that gives the guy more humanity than he deserves.
As for Sully, anyone that is that in love with Margaret Thatcher has no business judging anyone about anything at any time.
Everyone agrees. Bill Krystol should eat a bag of salted dicks. And then when he shits them out, he should eat the shit made from salted dicks.
It would be a start. Wouldn’t bring thousands of innocents lives back to life, but at least provide relief to the masses that had to witness this maniac ruin the country’s humanity.
Just make sure you don’t trip over their
earsjunk..Fixt that for ya. At least one of those dogs abounds in junk, as I recall.
Also too voted twice this morning already. Go team!