Taking hostages?

I don’t think the GOP appreciates you steppin’ on their turf.

Man, you’ve got a commanding 12 point lead from “early and often” voters.

Kinda like Touchdown Jebus, don’tcha think?

Noooooooooooo, no Malkin.

(Sighs, rolls eyes and off to vote again….)

I just stuffed a few more. I can’t take that Malkin thing again.

I can’t remember what we’re voting about. But I did anyway.

Yes, it should be done and dusted, but save some of that campaign war-chest in case of legal necessities in the aftermath.

Ha! I love watching that prancing political prat parading her petite patooties. Flash ‘er up!

Despite my guilty pleasure in the cheerleader video, I voted for you anyway. Also. Meaning more than once.

you can only play that video on the 1st day of each new year, if you have any humanity left. and yes, I am going to vote for the sixth time. LOL

ok, you’re now at 35% to Keith’s 22%. Happy New Year.

Yes, I voted again. And again. And yet again.

So does this mean you’re ending, or starting, the year on a high note? No matter, Happy New Year to you and yours, TBogg!

This is so fuckin’ awesome dude!
I can vote for my main man TBow in Sully’s poll AND cook meth at the same time!
Hold on.
Where’s Sarah?
Sarah? Saraaah?
You bring your naughty monkeys in here, Cupcake!
First Fuckin’ Dude needs a spanking!

Yours in Christ,

Ragin’ Todd Palin

Dammit, man, you’re winning. Could you please reward us with Shakira’s ass or some more new years puppies instead of threatening us with Malkin? I’d rather deep throat a lit roman candle than watch the insufferable beyotch try to levitate… it’s almost as painful as watching her pontificate.

Okay, I just voted for you 5 times. What a stupid way to take votes – unlimited from any IP address? I guess that is to let the Repukes and Goppers make sure they can win since they can’t any other way. Or maybe they have no idea how to set it up so you can only vote once. Jeebus.

If I vote for you any more often I’m gonna have to move to Cook County.

You’re at 36% in a field of 10, T.

With less than three hours to go, presuming an Eastern Elite Time Zone bias on The Daily Drish. Man, Sully’s gonna have to run some more bareback personal ads to find new minions after this fiasco. I can’t wait for him to have to actually say, “… eat a bag of salted dicks” in the same sentence with “Bill Kristol” TO Bill Kristol, soon.

T 36%
0 21%

TBogg, set the Malkin video on the ground, step away, with your hands above your head, and let your dogs eat it….

I’ve voted so often that I could do it in my sleep. Now I’m going to sit up counting the moments until your win is official. We would have voted for you because we love you — there was no need to threaten us with “That Malkin Thing.” And if you win don’t even think of putting up some picture or clip of either The Coulter Creature or Our Lawyer of the Wine Box…

I live in Cook County IL and I voted again to assure I voted more often than you. And I’ll do it again, if need be, also!

What you got against the bassets that you would do that to them?

If you win, can we have more bassetry?

Voted again. I am so ashamed.

Just trying to ease them off the hard stuff.

really, I McHeard that Joe Miller is going to sue because the post that was included should have been about him. He’s a lawyer so will want to take it to the Supremes. Mary Wilson is the swing vote, as Ballard will split Ross’ vote. Cindy Birdsong and Jean Terrell don’t really count

Tbogg is the wiener!

Ha! The minions must be celebrating and not paying attention to the contest: it is now past midnight even here in Central Time Zone, and yet I was able to stuff one more vote! Again!

You are now at 36%, with Keith having dropped to 21%.

Please, no Malkin! We’ve worked hard these last few days.

Applause. Well played!

And from checking wikipedia, it seems we get a full court (plus a spare) if you add in the short-timers Betty McGlown, Barbara Martin, Lynda Laurence, Scherrie Payne & Susaye Greene (all of whom were more obscure to me than Clarence Thomas). But I agree that Mary Wilson is the one that counts.

Except gravity.

I’d think gravity would still count that as a loss