Shorter Victor Davis Shoutus At Cloudus Hanson: Fucking Mexicans. Why won’t they work?

Because I care, I brought along pictures of the boys on the beach back in San Diego to warm your probably snowbound hearts By the way, Fenway is totally not being racist. He’s heightist.

Because I need to drop THOSE PEOPLE (you know, THEM) from the top of the page, and I really don’t know what the hell is going on right now in the world (I know that Obama is still President because the ABC stores haven’t marked down the Obama Playing A Ukelele bobblehead dolls yet). … here is [...]

Bristol Palin goes to Haiti and is seen wearing a terror keffiyeh while adjusting her mother’s Bumpit. Why does Bristol Palin hate America? Is it because America resisted her tit-shimmy entreaties and won’t make a terror baby with her? When will people learn that you cannot reject Palins, you can only hope to contain them.  Like a [...]

While the New York Times points out that Health Care Hatin’ Virginia judge Henry Hudson  ”has a long history in Republican politics in northern Virginia” it takes Gawker (who had previously broken the story on Christine O’Donnell’s brazilian-less existence) to elaborate on the fact that Hudson is only finishing up the casework for which he had already made bank [...]

Off to Hawaii early tomorrow morning to: Attend the L&T Casey’s graduation Spend a day or two on the North Shore for the Pipeline Masters See the Posies at the Pipeline Cafe (since they couldn’t quite make it here. Hmmph) …and Zippys! Political blogging will be intermittent during the week but I can already tell [...]

Thank you FM radio for reminding me of this today Also. I received an email from regular commenter Hatmandu earlier this week and it kinda went like this: Hey Tom, Took a long train trip yesterday and after four hours of listening to my ipod, realized I am sorely in need of some new music. [...]

Jim Hoft really is the Stupidest Fucking Blogger On The Internet: Seriously? “Christmas Comes Early” is an editorial about death panels that someone wrote under Sarah Palin’s name for the Wall Street Journal? Is this was Christmas brings in the Hoft household? I used to think that J-Ho combed his hair forward to hide his [...]

Nothing to report other than the fact that Wembley has taken to throwing either a kong or tennis ball across the bedroom and chasing it at about four in the morning…as you can tell by the time stamp on the post below. Like it’s my idea to get up and read David Broder at 4:30 [...]

Shorter David Broder: Having tricked the Republicans by giving them everything they want, Barack Obama is now free to campaign on a platform of slashing entitlements, gutting  services, and denying government help because this is what independents want in a Democrat. I smell re-election, bitchez!