Hmm, I like this video better, but the letters she’s spelling out are definitely harder to follow than in the one by Malkin.

I’m pretty sure the letters Shakira’s ass are forming spell

Congratulations, TBogg

Woo-hoo!

Well, you probably stationed a couple of New Black Panthers outside the polling place. Or at least a pair of fiesty Bassets, also. Too.

They hate you! They really really hate you!! We, however, …

Don’t make light of that, I was once intimidated into voting by two scary looking dudes in leather hanging around the entrance to the polling place.

It was here. Yesterday. Or the day before. Whenever their pictures were up.

You are now officially a triumphantly obnoxious and annoying blogger! Keep up the good work.

The very top of my New Year’s resolutions list?

#1) Stop watching videos of Shakira’s ass.

Well, that fucker is shot to hell! Wooo Hoooo!

Hoorah! Congratulations!

I must say, that seems to be a rather nonsensical NY’s resolution in the first place so probably a very good thing it’s already been broken.

37% – the winning percentage. and the shakira video is much better than malkin. hopefully that one will be put away for a long while.

minions/readers – who can tell the difference. LOL

Before your head gets too big, the boys need their nails clipped. I hear Rachel Maddow is putting together a face-off between you and Kristol. Congratulations.

You should see the rest of the list!

Apparently asking your readers to vote for you is unseemly and worth mentioning, proving once again that Sully’s minions hate democracy.

I got Mr. 7 to vote…for Shakira’s ass…eleventy billion times!!

When they opened the books and you was made, Tbogg, it was like…it was like we was all being made…

Apparently asking your readers to vote for you is unseemly and worth mentioning, proving once again that Sully’s minions hate democracy.

Further proving the point, apparently Threatening Readers into voting for you isn’t unseemly or worth mentioning.

Appropos mostly of the title, I once had the fun of explaining to my then-about-8-year-old-now-ex-stepson the difference between a minion and a minyan; the wonderful world of homonyms.

Homonyms?! They’re not welcome at CPAC this year!

The hell you say….I was threatened with the dreaded “Malkin” video (shivers uncontrollably).

Congratulations, T-Bo. Way to scratch out a win.

I’m just happy musing on Keith Olbermann’s bitter loss to a somewhat popular blogger. Do you suppose he cried this morning?

Congratulations! Now who’s gonna go shake down Sully for the trophy?

This is amusing.

Self-hating homosexual, Gay Patriot, gives Diva award to America’s staunchest homophobe. A Sadly No achievement.

The evil secullar humanist legions are triumphant everywhere. Blogospheric dominion is within out grasp!

While I don’t have the same reaction to Shakira’s ass that the gentlemen (and some ladies) in this joint do, I still admire her.

I always think if I had an ass like hers, I’d do that. Then I think, if I’d do that, I could have an ass like hers. So it’s generally a lose/lose situation for me.

But I voted for Tbogg in the Special Election because the clumsy (and stupid) cheerleader wannabee makes me sick, and nobody should ever have to look at that other video. And because Sullivan irks me. And because I’d like to see Olbermann cry, not for any reason — it would just be more entertaining than Malkin spazzing the place up.

Congratulations to our now more powerful overlord.

Then I think, if I’d do that, I could have an ass like hers.

If I tried it, there would be vertebrae all of the floor and more than a few broken windows.

What picture do you think Oberman will use for you when he makes you The Worst Person in the World this week?

Congratulations, TBogg!

Although, as usual, the minions have their facts wrong. Your minions had already pushed you ahead of everybody well before you asked us to vote. In fact, I’m not sure you ever did actually ask us to vote.

Way to start the year!

I’m crazt gld you won!

That said, the premise of the Moore Award was flawed. Left-wing rage and ranting are nowhere as widely spread or mendacious as the right. No way in Hell.

Moore is a loudmouth, but he’s also 99.9% on point with everything he says. And I’m really tired of the false equivalence meme that Moore in the inverse of Coulter/O’Reilly/Hannity/Limbaugh etc. Shameful lying bastards on the right all. Moore ain’t that.

So to continue Tom’s point, while I never wish evil on people, all those idiots on the right should, as John Cole is fond of saying, Die In A Fire.

Finally, this proves that even though he has actually shown growth toward adulthood, Sullivan is still at heart a rightwinger, and will always be, I guess.

That was “crazy glad”.

I like “crazt gld” better, but that’s just me! Can I borrow it? I have a “customer appreciation” dealy-bobber to attend next week and need all the help I can get!

In Sully’s marijuana fog-bank of an imagination, being “shrill” is far, far worse than being a cheerleader for an unwinnable, expensive war against brown people for their oil.

What a dipshit.

I am so, so happy (sniffle) to have been part of this magnificent triumph. Thanks to all the voters (sniffle), the bassets, and Monsieur Tbogg for this moment of honor!

Bless you all (cry).

I share in your joy (mirth). I can only imagine the glow that must surround you (haud viaticus pro vestri incursus). The lads may reconsider their behaviour in the presence of such an esteemed former cowboy. (Or they may not notice, being Bassets and all).

But Sully will.

Because I am a charitable person, I outwardly hope he doesn’t step in it. Inwardly, somewhere deep inside my shallow self, I hope he has a tough time getting it off his shoe.

Well done, old man. Brilliant! Just brilliant!

Right on. Plus, it was Cole who highlighted the stupidity and sort of set things in motion. And, the damn website says, “Vote early and vote often.” So stupid.

Plus, Joe Scarborough getting any award for calling out Newt Gingrich? WEAK!

I think “Sully’s Bag of Salted Dicks™ ” needs some ad space…

Oh well, if they were asked…..

Venceremos, my dog-haired brother!
Beckham is in heaven, chewing up the furniture in delight.

Indeed.

Kim Kardashian can’t carry this woman’s thong…man, I gotta go home now.