Very important!!! breaking news from Jim Hoft, America’s Stupidest Blogger:
The troubled killer was possessed!!!1!!ONE!!!
Coming up next: Two-Headed Bat Boy Reveals Barack Obama’s Secret Muslim Lovenest

Jared Loughner Was Christine O’Donnell’s Secret Boyfriend! |
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| By: TBogg Monday January 10, 2011 8:30 am | |
Very important!!! breaking news from Jim Hoft, America’s Stupidest Blogger:
The troubled killer was possessed!!!1!!ONE!!!
Coming up next: Two-Headed Bat Boy Reveals Barack Obama’s Secret Muslim Lovenest
Getting desperate, aren’t they? This is a good sign.
Was not aware Satanism used potting soil in lieu of wafers for communion.
The “left wing” thing is so fully illustrative of just how stupid they are. Someone tweets this, completely without any form of confirmation (because no one on the right EVER lies to further their agencda or even just for attention), but they all lap it up as fact. Then the uber-reliable World Net Daily pounces on it, so there’s your fact checking right there!
His authority confirmed links to far right hate groups, the fact that he has more far right reading material on his list (and the common thread is violent overthrow) means nothing. Because otherwise, they’d have to stop being jackasses, and we can’t have THAT, can we?
It appears as if he’s troubled and most likely insane, but if you want to look for influences among his insanity you’re going to find far more from the extreme right wing fringes than from anywhere else. If the Tea Party apologists had any sense they would leave it at “he’s just crazy”, because if you invite people to look at his influences in terms of left or right, they’re not going to like what people find there.
Loughner was no crazier in his political philosophy than the average poster at Free Republic. The only difference, as far as I can tell, is he acted on his fantasies. Sure, the Right will disavow the shooter and the act…but no one can convince me that many people who identify with the Right aren’t satisfied that the message that was sent: you oppose us at great personal risk. These people hate democracy…what they want is a One Party system that reflects their warped ideas about what a proper society should look like.
Meanwhile, in happier, more sane news: the Supreme Court tells Orly Taitz: “get stuffed, you insane dentist, and stop wasting our time.” Of course, if she now up and moves to Arizona, I’d worry about her buying a slightly used Glock from the Loughner estate…
Whatever Loughner’s mental issues, it is readily apparent that his violent actions were prepared and guided by right-wing political forces that openly promote and legitimize violence against their opponents. These forces have in turn been amplified far beyond any genuine popular base by the media network of Fox owner Rupert Murdoch and elements such as the Koch brothers and other wealthy financiers who have poured vast amounts of money into promoting the Tea Party and other phony political fronts for the extreme right.”
“But the facts are clear. The initial information about the gunman, Jared Lee Loughner, 22, establishes that he was under the influence of ultra-right politics. Statements on his YouTube web site are replete with references―to the “second” US Constitution, “treasonous” laws, currencies not backed by gold―which reproduce the coded language of the far right….”
–Barry Grey
http://www.wsws.org/articles/2011/jan2011/pers-j10.shtml
Because nothing spells “pot smoking dirty fucking hippies” like SuperSoil. And, if you look closely at the left eye of the skull, I think you can see Chomsky. Or, maybe Alinsky.
Is there microfilm in that skull?
Where’s Darrell Issa? Or Dan Burton? Or Dick Nixon?
Follow up ‘whoops!’ coming soon from Hoft:
Sorry folks! I mixed up the photos and this is actually a shot from my backyard after our Lord of the Rings Maquerade Barbecue and Tulip Planting Party. As you can see from the empty platter, everyone loved my creampuffs!
Jim “Orc” Hoft
I’m waiting for Hoft to declare that the shooter was in fact a Muslim.
Doesn’t the TeaBag Brigade proudly lay claim to members who are “Democrats”? I guess they do, unless their name is Jared Loughner… although I suspect he was as much a Democrat as Prescott Bush. He was/is just a wee bit messed up in the head. Okay, maybe a lot.
Holt is either desperate or delusional. Maybe both.
But as shrines go, that is the saddest Satanic shrine I’ve ever seen. Halloween discards and grocery store candles? If I were the devil, I’d be demanding a couple of dead rodents — at least. You couldn’t grab a poltergeist’s attention with that shrine, much less Lucifer.
Obviously I need to redo my backyard shrine if I want to stay current with the vast left wing conspiracy. No one told me it would be so onerous! Perhaps I should switch sides, there everything is dolloped out in digestible morsels.
You call that a replica skull? Looks like something from Wal-mart or Savers bargain post-Halloween clearout table.
Now THESE are replica skulls: http://www.headsandtails.co.uk/Skulls&skeletons/S&S.htm
And these are real ones: http://www.skullsunlimited.com/products_by_order.php?id=82
Looks more like a subdivision of toadstools under which right-wing trolls live.
Maybe he’s a black, gay, muslim. Or “threefer” in Jonah Goldberg’s parlance.
Something that I haven’t seen discussed in the media or on any blogs: For a moment let’s stipulate the inanity of the right: that politics had nothing to do with this. That the problem was not the heated right-wing rhetoric and the real problem was that the killer was batshit crazy and did not understand that he was attempting to kill a congresswoman, but rather thought he was killing, oh I don’t know, Bozo the Clown. The right needs to be asked then, what is the solution to this violence? Here’s a thought: how about a comprehensive healthcare system that includes mental health services and is open a free to all Americans regardless of their ability to pay? Whadda you think they’ll say to that?
T-Bogg…you’re gonna love this Twitter to Sarah Palin-
http://www.juancole.com/images/2011/01/palin2.jpg
From the ever fabulous TV’s Frank, no less! I’m in luuuuuuuuvvvvv.
BTW, the shrine, laurelei23′s correct, it’s some serious pathetic ode to Satan. As I think of it, zumpee, jr (now 10) could’ve assembled something better when she was five (and asleep). It looks like something Alex would do all half-assed on Wizards of Waverly Place (told you my kid’s ten) and her family, assorted spirits, etc would then proceed to completely bust on her cheap laziness over.
At this point, I don’t really give a damn what Jared’s politics were or are; he’s a frigging lunatic who never should have been able to purchase firearms. It’s sickening how quickly the Rethugs have started pushing back with ridiculous false equivalencies and attacks on the “Left.” It’s just disgusting, but something tells me this one is not going to dance its way into the hearts of the American people. We shall see…and anyone who believes anything they read in Whirled Nut Daily deserves whatever they get.
Jim Hoft (could be Herman Munster’s less attractive sibling) writes with Weekly World News depth perception, while Shakespeare’s Sister knocks it out of the park:
The essay should be etched in granite and turned into a monument.
They’ll laugh and instead pass legislation allowing anyone over the age of 10 to carry a concealed weapon in school without a permit.
What violence on the right?
I have no shame whatsoever. Especially considering his wallpaper.
Don’t mistake right-wing ratfucking for their actual beliefs.
This crap, like most of the rightwing crap surrounding this horrible shooting, is simply intended to muddy the waters. It doesn’t matter if it’s true or false, sane or insane, credible or laughable.
It’s the propaganda equivalent of chaff, to raise the noise level up to the point that few reporters, and few of the public, have the patience to find nuggets of truth in mountains of BS.
And they wouldn’t do it if they weren’t incredible guilty. Sure, Palin probably didn’t say “who will rid me of this troublesome congresswoman?”, but that’s just because she’s pig-ignorant and doesn’t know the classics.
Here’s a question I’d like answered: How come the gun rack at one Walmart wouldn’t sell anything to the lunatic because he, frankly, acted like a lunatic and another WalMart would? Who trains these people at Walmart? First Columbine, now this. I would think they’d hire some people with better loon-detection skills.
Or better yet, how about not selling guns ‘n ammo in a store crawling with women and children?? The potential for a tragedy on a massive scale is enormous, or hadn’t they thought of that?
About that shrine. Our student council bulletin board for Halloween had a 3-dimensional skull, some flamey firey cut-outs, and, well, some Satan horns(!!!) nearby.
I’ve got one of those in my fish tank.
Corporate media is the new iteration of Brown Shirts.
Actually, I agree with you. The Right is panic stricken about now, they’re afraid that they might truly loose this conversation. They’d throw their grandmother into a jet engine if they thought it would give a moment’s distraction.
But honestly. Any 9yo with ten bucks could build a better shrine. Where are the drippy red candles, and bleached bird skulls? An upside down pentagram etched onto the cover of a Bible? Undecipherable sigils drawn with a black felt pen so they can run and fade with a bit of water? See, I’ve built a better one with stuff you could find around the house. (Yikes. Too much Buffy and Hammer.)
I work for Walmart’s mutant sister, Sam’s Club, and I can tell you what kind of people they hire for gunselling or any other jobs — anybody. They don’t train hires because it’s a waste of time and money and there’s too much turnover to justify it. Other than showing new hires an anti-union DVD on the first day and “computer-based training” that won’t challenge low-literates, that’s it. I think the topics of CBT are all legally mandated or they wouldn’t bother with them either. Gun department employees would only get extra skills if there’s a monetary penalty to Walmart stockholders in withholding them.
did see a good article on Salon that based on Jared’s rants, he seemed to be following the sovereign citizen scam that has been in the news lately. like the father and son who shot a couple of LEOs not too long ago.