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Professor Glenn Harlan Reynolds:
TIM PAWLENTY DEMONSTRATES THAT HE’S NOT MAN ENOUGH TO BE PRESIDENT.
Or possibly a Chickenhawk Grows In Brooklyn, Jason Mattera, whom you may remember from way back, when he passed on fighting Islamofascism with his school chums and “members of his church” because someone had to fight the culture war at home:
What does that have to do with Sarah Palin’s Death Map and the gun-sights surveyors marks Symbol of Our Lord and Savior Jesus which Pawlenty thought might not have been a good idea maybe? Well now Jason is all limbered up and ready to kick some cultural ass:
Oooooooo. Are you sure you can take him?
Overcompensating was never more adorable.
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I’d bet a week’s pay that he loves getting tied up.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Only a matter of time, I fear, before one of these D-List pundits (“Macho” Mattera is an excellent possibility.) who’s just that right combination of crazy & stupid enough to believe all this stuff goes postal.
Overcompensating was never more adorable.
Oh pleeeeeeeeeease tweet that back at him.
Just clicked the video. He’s got a voice Snooki would like.
Only a matter of time, I fear, before one of these D-List pundits
(“Macho” Mattera is an excellent possibility.) who’s just that right combination of crazy & stupid enough to believe all this stuff goes postal.shows up on rentboy.com or is arrested soliciting sex in a restroom.Fixed to reflect a more likely scenario…
You know who else put targets on people?
Hitler that’s who.
No he really did
Btw, at my gym, we contract our muscles. Maybe he just struts around pretending he’s working out. Kinda like he pretends he’s a soldier.
What makes the Hottentot so hot?
What puts the ape in apricot?
Whadda they got that he ain’t got?
…
Ah, memory lane… Jason Mattera a chickenhawk in the culture wars; a volunteer in search of combat cheetos.
He made me want to puke back then, he makes me want to puke on him now. I’m betting that in 5 minutes he’d have his bitch-ass handed to him by his own reflection in a mirror.
I bet he is the guy at the gym that never wipes the equipment after using and pees in the hot tub.
Words. Fail.
Unfortunately, his is the kind of swell that only comes from reading the want ads in Soldier of Fortune. At night, under the covers, with a flashlight. With Rosie.
The lady doth protest too much.
People actually tweet that they’re going to the gym? Seriously? That’s like tweeting “Well, gotta go take a dump” I mean, nobody really needs to read that. By the way,Mattera, you couldn’t beat your meat, dude.
He should change his twitter handle to “BeatMeUpScotty”
Thanks, Jason, for giving us that violent rhetoric we’ve heard so much about, but were told didn’t really exist.
Time to get my swell on.
O. mi. GAUD.