For the last time, hippies, those were just run-of-the-mill typical surveyor marks like you find them on most other hit lists maps of political opponents. That’s all — perfectly benign. Nothing to see here, move along, now.

Oh, of course, okay. Let’s just stop talking about it now.

Wait, what..she’s going on Hannity? Oh goody, can we talk about it some more? I promise, I’ll be godamn fucking civil.

They’re like little kids who’ve just learned to say “damn”. Now it’s going to be “blood libel” this and “blood libel” that. Glenn Beck will try to diagram it and the next snowgrifter baby will be Blood Libel Palin.

He also blood-libeled the spelling of Tucson in the first sentence.

Thus begins the redefinition.

They’re so very upset that Fuller went over the top, to which I say, “How does it feeeeel?”

Or we could redefine it. We could use it all the time about nearly everything until it just sounds silly. Or we could Limbaughize it. (Remember feminazi?) Maybe people who go around using “blood libel” are “blood labelers”. Okay, that’s lame but surely there’s something…

Man, they sound like Mafia bosses on trial:
“whoa, when I said to “take out” Vinne da Rat I meant, y’know, take ‘im out for a drink, yannow? Dem bulleyes? Naww, just, um, whaddaya call, surveyor marks!Fuggedaboutit! “

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Everybody is Blood Fu Libeling
The Scat it’s really flying
And yet it’s so enlightening
the words they use when they are lying.

Yes. If we’ve learned one thing from this tragedy, it’s that 80% of the country doesn’t know how to spell Tucson.

I wish they had an Omerta rather than the current howler monkey echo chamber

You’re on fire, and I love you. Really. Tomorrow is another day.

or,
Feenix.

Why is this shooting victim so angry? The left, pfft, they’re so mad.

I think the next Palin offspring (from whichever one breeds next, doesn’t matter who) will more likely be named Glock. Has that nice, shooty ring to it.

I’ve been following this stuff a while, but I gotta admit: JWF surprised me here. I just didn’t think they’d go that low that fast.

It worries me: The doctor said if I got more cynical, my soul would turn black and collapse into my body cavity. But what choice do I have?

After reading this shit over and over again the only thing left to do is get loaded on some Guinness, put on this song and go a-fightin’ also known as the Black Friday rule.

We’ll get you a soul transplant from a right-wing pundit. After all, they never use theirs anyway…

That picture. The first time I saw it I thought that for a self-proclaimed hunter she sure looks unfamiliar with the way to hold a rifle. Then I saw the clip of her blazing away at that caribou (while daddy worked the bolt for her) and my suspicions were confirmed. What we’ve got here is a woman that couldn’t apply a 2nd Amendment Remedy if her life depended on it.

Didn’t you hear? It’s now the capital of Tuscany.

Which is the home of Tucsacany Phil, the weather groundhog.

You just wait until some kinsman of the 9-year-old says something. I’ll bet they won’t even be able to hold back then.

You’ve probably already heard about the Washington Times editorial, explaining that criticism of conservatives is a pogrom.

He never comes out of his hole for fear of being dog-fogged.

By the way, here’s the Democracy Now! link:

http://www.democracynow.org/2011/1/14/tucson_shooting_survivor_it_looks_like

For those who want to access the original source instead of Tucker Carlson.

“Why is this shooting victim so angry? The left, pfft, they’re so mad.”

To be fair, the right is used to their shooting victims apologizing to them, like Harry Whittington: “My family and I are deeply sorry for all that Vice President Cheney and his family have had to go through this week.”

So, you know, Eric Fuller shouldn’t be blood libelling Angle, Palin, Beck, Jesse Kelly, et. al.; he should be, by the right’s standards, apologizing to Loughner for being a fucking libtard who got in the way of his bullets.

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or as they spell it in Alabama, Phenix City — which even has its own film noir movie, starring Ma Beachie as herself and they spared no expense to also have Richard Kiley in the film too.

I thought he didn’t come out of his hole for fear of catching three rounds of 9mm to the chest.

“Needless to say that, before sundown, we will know if Eric Fuller has granite countertops.”

It’s only January, but I think we already have a winner for ‘Line of the Year.’

I didn’t click the link (because you are always so kind as to read these lunatics for me), but i can not believe the name of that blog. I always thought you were making fun of him…cripes, the self-awareness in these people is not strong. And the fee-fees of the right wing have been hurt? Cry me a fucking river…there’s a nine-year old girl and five other people dead, a member of Congress struggling to breathe in a hospital and you’re crying “blood libel”?? In the immortal words of Mr. Welch, “Have you no shame, at long last?”