why does she still have a her christineod4senate twitter background?

change it up, grifter. you lost.

If she rides in on a broomstick you have to admit, that would be kind of hawt.

But if she admits to no longer running for senate, how will she get the money for rent?

Rule of the modern MSM – failed candidates for anything instantly become experts/pundits who must be invited to fill up all the air time now available for “newstainment”.

Maybe she thinks she won.

And somewhere in Wasilla, Snowbilly Sarah is screaming bloody murder. How dare someone come in after she’s already got the rubes good and ready to be skinned?

I hear they’ll debate the joys of masturbation while George looks on uncomfortably.

I think there are people who actually watch Good Morning America — housewives, drunks and the chronically unemployed, mostly — so in that respect it’s a step up from the Sunday morning blatherfests.

Jeebus. They got that idiot Snuffleupagus. Are they really that hard up for talking heads? Charlie Gibson must be rolling over in his grave, if he were dead that is.

Kim Kardashian would’ve been awesome.

Electric Koolaid Acid dream team Bachmann/O’Donnel “We’re making it up as we go along”.

Just one tweet from this twit is all it takes for a Christine OD.

“When there’s too much of nothing
It can cause a man to weep
He can walk the streets and boast like
Of what he’d like to keep
But it’s all been done before
It’s all been written in the book
And where there’s too much of nothing
Nobody should look.”

“Kim Kardashian, a bag of doorknobs, and a stump” sounds just like a Carnac the Magnificent answer.

Donna Brazil: “You better double my fee, bitchez.”

Donna might well ask, “Who do I have to sleep with so that I don’t have to share air time with Ms. Witch von Delaware?”

“Kim Kardashian, a bag of doorknobs, and a stump” — Terrific line. I plan to try to work that into conversations.

And, incidentally, I would prefer to watch a bag of doorknobs than watch Christine. Also, too, the stump. With Kim Kardashian it’s a toss-up.

You mean failed Republican candidates, don’t you? Newt Gingrich was the number one guest on Meet the Press in 2009.

Shouldn’t she be out searching for the first job of her life? Lazy looter. Also. Paul Ryan’s hammock.

I thought we were fighting the terrorists in Kardashian so we don’t have to fight them here?

yes, wingnut “All About Eve”

I agree; but how do you differentiate Kardashian from a bag of knobs?

CPOSnarky wins the intertubes for today.

@mediabob: Door-knobs don’t have nipples, Kardashian-knobs do (though I would be willing to bet that the two knob-types are of equal softness and pliability).

May a diseased yak sift through your underwear drawer.

I thought we were fighting the terrorists in Kardashian so we don’t have to fight them here?

Scah-REEEMED!

Yes, it reminds me of the fight between the Duke and the Dolphin in Huckleberry Finn.

HI-yo!

What, no love for Michael Steele? Just wait until he gets his paid pundit gig on CNN.

Name three things that are dense, round, and useless.