Hypertensive garden gnome Mark Levin is uber-miffed that no one has (YET!)  had THE FUCKING BALLS to personally blame him for etching the names of twenty people onto bullets and then Fed-Exing them to Jared Loughner with a note that said “So it is written, so it shall be done. Go for it, crazy boy. [...]

First the headline from JammieWearing Fool because of its pure awesomeness: Tucson Shooting Survivor Blood Libels Palin, Boehner, Beck and Angle Yeah, they’re kind of giving that expression a work-out. Now the story: A wounded survivor of the Tuscon shooting that critically injured Rep. Gabrielle Giffords is blaming Sarah Palin, House Speaker John Boehner, Fox [...]

Shorter Kirstin Powers: Wednesday night President Obama spent waaaay too much time talking about people who got shot and asking Americans to be more civil and  stuff like that, when he  should have talking about the real victims of the Tucson shooting: Sarah Palin and conservatives. I think someone is going to find a little [...]

Thin-skinned future Bieber biographer Colby Hall saw an opportunity to do something more important with his Mediaite doodlepage than their usual “Anderson Cooper: Hot or Not?” polls so he decided to get someone with an extensive background in textual analysis, narrative, and rhetoric to contrast and compare President Obama’s Tucson speech with Sarah Palin’s Borscht [...]

Stack’em high and watch’em fly… ..or not.

Angry angry rage-imp Michelle Malkin found something else that Barack Obama did that shows that he muslim-hates the bitter clinger Jesus-y white people of Real America: President Obama used to preach that there was no “Red America” and no “Blue America,” just one America. But tonight at the memorial for the Tucson massacre victims, it [...]

I’m calling it right here:

They can’t all be good Germans, Andy

Yep. She reloaded. Speaking from Her Most Awesome Pretend Hello Kitty Alaskan White House Oval Office, President-In-Exile Sarah Palin confesses to America that she is a jew, everyone else is a Nazi, and an attack on Sarah Palin is an attack on our cherished Freedoms and Liberty and Jesus and also too the freedom to [...]