Shorter Ross Douthat: Poor uneducated pregnant women should waste not so that upper middle-class women will want not. Just to go record here, but there is no more repellent reason for opposing abortion than the notion that poor women who choose to not bring a baby to term are somehow obligated to do so because [...]

Shorter Greg Mankiw: Dear Barack Obama: The easiest way to get along with Republicans is to become a Republican. You should do that. Thank goodness the tax rates didn’t change or we would have been denied Mankiw’s astute observations.

My minions beat Sully’s mini-minion. Viva divisiveness!