As noted below, the Koch Bros are sparing no expense in hiring the best and brightest to spin away their malignant drive to destroy the world for profit. Besides the best and the brightest, the Kochs have, once again, retained Nancy Pfotenhauer to lie her pfucking ass off. Through the miracle of YourInterTubes, there is extensive historical video documentation of Nancy allowing herself to be publicly humiliated to the point where even professional bukkake models have been known to avert their eyes.
Here is Nancy defending floundering VP candidate Sarah Palin after Palin claimed that the Vice President is ” in charge of the U.S. Senate so if they want to they can really get in there with the senators and make a lot of good policy changes …”
Here is Nancy claiming that Barack Obama called Sarah Palin a “pig” after Obama used the expression “lipstick on a pig” in a campaign speech:
For this she gets money. Probably not enough….
But wait, there’s more!
Here is another recent Koch hire, Michael Goldfarb, in his one brief shining moment speaking for the McCain campaign, after which they reeled him back in and put him on the bench with Carly Fiorina who didn’t exactly cover herself in glory in the days before she flamed out on her own campaign.
It’s worth noting that, after that interview, douchebags began insulting fellow douchebags by using the expression “what a fucking Goldfarb”….




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The Kochs have enough money to hire Jesus as their PR guy, so what’s the deal with these losers? Is this another case of village-think, where someone can fail upward forever and still be regarded as a genius?
Michael Goldfarb? Why, wasn’t David Bossie available? In the false-witness sweepstakes you’re already at the comic book villain level.
Does having such a black heart come that easy to Kochsuckers like Goldfarb?
Robert Wagner?
He meant Sanchez, right?
Mr. Bogg: You sure have a well-indexed library of news clips, or you’re awfully good at InterTubes research. I just realized that.
Clever debating technique, known as “Goldfarbing:” When pressed to present evidence for an unfounded assertion, just say, “I think we all know the answer,” and smirk knowingly into the camera.
I like Pftonenhauer’s, where you smirk derisively and laugh in hopes that people won’t notice that you’re defending the claim that “the Vice President sometimes speaks to Senators” rather than what Palin actually said.
In the second one it’s even worse, when Megan McCain says “My father has used that pig expression, surely there are more important things to talk about” she’s dumping on the McCain camp, not Obama.
To which Pfotenhauer responds “Well, exactly, he shouldn’t have said it…”
I really think sometimes that the sheer vapid cluelessness of McCain and everyone he surrounded himself with actually turned people off in that election, one of the few things in recent years that gives me at least a shred of hope for us as a country.
With Goldfap and Pfft in charge of PR it should only be a matter of months before Koch is in Chapter 11. Of course, they will then be bailed out by taxpayers, so maybe that’s the plan.
And there is a whole lot of win in the term “KochWhores”.
So the Kochsuckers are evil, venal, and stupid. Who would have guessed?
In their defense, they did require the recruiting company to get representatives only one-millionth as douche-baggy as themselves.
~ Harry R. Sohl
A one-trick kinda pony, Goldfarb also tries that technique when the guy at the bar has finally had enough, stares back at him incredulously and asks, “dude, are you hitting on me?”
Goldfap’s smarmy “I think we all know the answer” is usually the cue for some rather epic ass-kicking — so, in other words much like when he tries his sticky hand at punditry.
What do you expect from a couple of billionaires who have placed a value of $100K on their own reputation and character. Nothing but a bunch of cheap ass misers.
I am going to just be lookist and say it. Michael Goldfarb is a singularly disgusting specimen of the male species. Yuck.
The Koch’s should demand a refund.
I will not be satisfied until the Koch Brothers (Mortimer & Randolph) hire the most competent public image defender in the history of the universe: Sarah Palin.
And yes, asiangrrlMN: MOST republican men are butt ugly; the others are just overcompensating repressed ghey-homersexshuls.
or both.
Aha! You had the guts to say what I merely thought.
Oh no you must be telling some other version of History… Those (Cockbros) have “Our” Country’s best interest at heart ya know…
That is if they can skim 10-30% off the top…
‘Hoist on Own Retard’ is very, very good.
Northern toilet paper and Brawny Paper towels are on sale this week. Prices below competitive brands. Kochs’ need the koch money to pay for koch whores.
Boycott Koch. Buy from the other bastids.
There’s too much tongue showing on the screenshot (before you hit play).
Can we get a right-wing elitist without a name we can make fun of? Just a normal Joe Smith or something?
Koch is too damn easy.
Blathering Botoxed Banshee
Love the “Kochwhores”. Very nice turn of phrase and so appropos.
A David Bossie reference. I love you.
Very much so, especially when one knows that they pronounce their name “Coke”. Probably their dad’s lame attempt at Anglicization.
smirk is dead forevah
new facial expression…inquisitive 1/2 smile..see Bachman reading teleprompter
http://engforum.pravda.ru/showthread.php?301629-How-did-the-Koch-Bros-get-thier-money-from-nazi-camps
I have a lot of ambition. But I’ve thought from time to time that it’s a shame I wasn’t born with innate stupidity and douchebaggery. Because with those traits there would be so many more big money opportunities in the U.S. for me.
Palin and McCain were two of the dimmest bulbs that ever ran for the two highest offices. The campaign rots from the head down.
Also, I can never forgive you for juxtaposing the image of Nancy Pffffffotenhauer with bukkake. So glad it’s been hours since I ate.
Remember that Goldfarb actually got cheers and high-fives from the other McCain staffers for that smug, smarmy performance. And on Goldfarb and the Kochs, over to John Cole:
No, not Robert Wagner. We all know who “number two” is, courtesy of South Park:
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155668/bono-is-crap