In light of the AOL/Huff-Po announcement, thousands of conservative bloggers (writing for blogs with names that are some iteration of Obamar Muslin Teleprompter, LOL!) will break out their dormant long division skills and try and figure out what they are worth in imaginary internet dollars. Flush with potential cash, they will super-size their lunch today because good times are just around the corner, you just wait and see.

At least that’s what they tell their wives after turning down that sign-spinning job…