Shorter John Bolton:
Democratic elections are only a good thing when they result in our guy winning
Maybe Bolton would like to go to Egypt as a poll watcher to keep people from voting while Muslim. Yes. This a good idea.
Mister we could use a man like Ahmad Chalabi again… |
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| By: TBogg Saturday February 12, 2011 2:06 pm | |
Shorter John Bolton:
Democratic elections are only a good thing when they result in our guy winning
Maybe Bolton would like to go to Egypt as a poll watcher to keep people from voting while Muslim. Yes. This a good idea.
I think it’s just maddening to the war crowd, watching the denizens of some dusky sand country, the type that they get boners over invading, taking matters into their own hands and determining their own destiny, without any meddling from the PNACs of the world. They can’t stand the idea of a situation they can’t control for their benefit. That’s what’s behind all the opinion-hopping, of course: they want to find an ex post facto justification for hailing Bush, blaming Obama, and tut-tutting about dirty extremist takeovers, but they don’t know quite how it’s going to end, so they need to have multiple storylines available.
This is only the beginning. The rhetoric from these neocon assclowns as they try to advocate for “democracy” in Egypt while simultaneously keeping Israel’s tuchas covered is going to be painful.
I have no doubt that Mr. Bolton believes that this version of “democracy” applies to this country as well as any other.
The U.S. supported with all its heart and tens-of-billions of dollars the corrupt and dictatorial Mubarak regime for over thirty years, but you’d never know that listening to Barark Obama or Hillary Clinton.
In fact, Clinton said, and I quote, “We are on the side, as we have been for over thirty years, of a democratic Eygpt.” Horsefeathers!
A truly great country would be anxious to admit its mistakes, to correct the wrongs it has committed against the Eygptian people.
There is much bigger problem than some foreign country, and what the citizenry can do to seize control.
Yosemite Sam knows that this country, ruled by its Shadow Elite, is vulnerable to an Egyptian uprising; and the unlikely variable may be the Tea Baggers.
Yes, they are generally low intelligence, low information, and racist; but they are PATRIOTIC!
Yeah, they rode those buses without asking who was paying for the bus, driver,and fuel; but they thought their actions were patriotic.
If they can be reached as to who is really lying about their condition, and taking advantage of them and the middle class in general; they are perfectly capable of joining the throng demanding that we get the kind of justice from our government that the Egyptians now enjoy from theirs.
It will be the ultimate blow back to the Koch Bros.
I just hope that when this all happens, that we are not fired upon by our military, as the Egyptians enjoyed from theirs. I am not optimistic, however.
You had to actually go to some website to come back with this Shorter? Seems to me it applies to everything Bolton has ever said.
I’ll buy him a one way ticket.
Yes, this is not like that long-ago time a couple of years ago.
When the John Bolton sex tape surfaces it will show Old Walrus Face fucking the Statue of Liberty up the ass.
(Is that shrill?)
Shrill? No. Unforgivably mind-scarring? Why, yes. In fact, I believe the phrase “John Bolton” and “sex tape” are legally required to stay a paragraph or more apart at all times.
I apologize for any emotional scarring. I would also apologize to the poor Statue of Liberty, but she’s French and I might end up on some wingnut kill-list just for doing so.
JoBo is ultra-pure wingnut puree so scarring is the least of your worries. Like an infection of the brain, his toxic political spewings could be lethal if not constantly treated with anti-biotic snark.
Merci, puppehs.
If they can be reached as to who is really lying about their condition…
Dude… dude. They don’t care. They are the ones who think Hillary killed Vince Foster. Think Saddam flew the planes on 9/11. That the Iraqi WMD were shipped to Syria. That Obama was born in Kenya. They are the 28 percenters, and reality has little bearing on their beliefs. They cannot be brought to reason en mass by some great eye opening event, the best we can hope for is that they shut up for awhile (but they would be back – they always come back).
Motivating people to actually care enough to do something is the hardest part of political organizing, and it is temping to look to the low hanging fruit of already motivated people to join you in The Cause, but they aren’t really low hanging fruit – they’ve actually fallen off the tree, and lie rotting on the ground.
He hates the Egyptians for their freedom.
In response to uglucksflea @13
Examples of the fact that these citizens have goofy beliefs fed to them by the white wing media Wurlitzer does nothing to the underlying issue. They believe themselves to be patriots. They can be reached, particularly if the rest of us get off our butts emotionally.
We have a great ally in making us focus and get motivated. The idiots that are running Congress, and that is a dual party problem. An example is the one successful program in the last 75 years; Social Security being attacked, and at least not being defended enough.
I suggest our government is motivating us; the real government of the Shadow Elite, a government that says we cannot collect taxes and must cut spending in order to justify further tax cuts.
Our incredible and increasing loss of our middle class is a clarion call.
Trained from infancy to make shit up and call it gospel.
Why is it whenever I see Bolton I want to strap him down and shave that stupid mustache of his off?
Don’t ever watch the series of interviews he gave Pam Geller Oshry. His gaze never once strays above her nipple level.
Perhaps Bolton needs to take an evening stroll around Baghdad so he can personally accept the gratitude of the Iraqi people for all he and his neocon buddies have done for them.
I can’t blame him*.
I wouldn’t sleep for weeks if I had to look her in the eye/face for an interview.
FUCK!
She scares the buhjeebuzouttame!
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*First/last/only time I defend Yosemite Sam.
I think you’ve actually hit on the only valid use for John Bolton, Tbogg.
Anything to get this idiot out of the United States works for me…I pity the poor Egyptians, however.
I’m with schrambo on this.
I recall seeing Arlo Guthrie in concert years ago (as in, anti-Vietnam War years aga), and his saying that he had much more in common with people who were passionate for the other side than he did with people on his side who were wishy-washy. It’s a lot easier to convince someone who cares to care for your beliefs (good education is all that takes) than it is to teach someone to care at all.
Not saying it’s gonna happen, especially on an American Idol or DWTS night, but it is our best (and only) hope.