Seriously? Odyssey Dawn? It is entirely possible that the name is meant to be as confusing as the reasons we are given as to why we are engaging in this new war of choice. Since we are not going “all in” on this one (i.e. shocking and awing, invading, painting schools, stealing the oil…you know, [...]

Just like Rebecca Black, human snooze button Tim Pawlenty has hired someone to auto tune his message to make him seem hip-hop-happenin’ to all of the kids on the internets: Pawlenty has also amped up his stump speech, working to infuse it with more passion and provocative phrases. “The government’s too damn big!” he now [...]

First off, and most importantly, today is the thirteenth anniversary of the passing of Cooder, our very first basset (seen below in an outtake from a Chevrolet catalog photo shoot with the L&T Casey) And here is the link to the 50 Pictures Of Bassets Running that everyone has been sending me. And here are [...]

Oh. This is exciting. A United Nations forecast of the possible movement of the radioactive plume coming from crippled Japanese reactors shows it churning across the Pacific, and touching the Aleutian Islands on Thursday before hitting Southern California late Friday. Health and nuclear experts emphasize that radiation in the plume will be diluted as it [...]

Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour, who is one of about three hundred or so Republicans kinda sorta running for President in 2012, was jes’ bustin’ his buttons with pride  in Des Moines last night, all braggin’ and shit about keepin’ the womenfolk in his quaint little third world state barefoot and pregnant: Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour [...]

My cell phone is dying so it’s off to the phone store with the L&T Casey who is very excited because, for twenty one year-olds, new cell phones are like bacon-flavored crack. Pray for me. Two and a half hours later….. It’s a Droid X. I am now officially “full of win” and “covered in [...]

This is Larry Kudlow who probably sneaks into children’s cancer wards at night to steal their toys in order to sell them on the street to feed his cocaine habit: It is a well documented fact that children who enjoy torturing animals have a greater likelihood of growing up to be serial killers or Amway [...]

Maybe “experts” like William Saletan should possibly, oh, I don’t know, hold off on the “lessons learned” from the Great Japanese Meltdown until we see exactly how much of the world is gong to be destroyed first. As a west coaster, I for one look forward to the radioactive clouds and my eventual house cat [...]

So everyone will know, I’m still alive and well… just unavoidably detained and not in a “naked abused Bradley Manning, but it’s totally cool with Obama” kind of way. Here… here are some dogs. I should be back in the swing of things this evening, Jeebus willing and Japan don’t melt.

Tammy Bruce would like all of you to quit obsessively talking about her internet girlfriend, Sarah Palin, so that Tammy can get some kind of work done …. although for the life of me I can’t figure out what Bruce does with the other twenty hours of the day she isn’t lesbianing-up whatever Rush said [...]